The Goose Still Has No Life

June 13, 2014 Goose, Miami 14

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this so called “model” in Miami, Erika Underwood, thinks she is some trophy wife. I’ve recently seen her on a site where she talk about being too busy modeling than instructing pilates! Lol she does these fake ass “tv interviews” on low budget shows that no one has heard of, talking about going in vacation in Mexico… when I followed her on FB I noticed she is constantly pictured there but no one else in the pictures with her. The guys can’t be photographed. I don’t know how she makes living, but I wouldn’t pay to see her in a magazine. I guess when you’re busy “modeling” you don’t have the attention span to teach Pilates. What a genius!!

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Goose And Her Crew

October 15, 2012 Goose, Las Vegas, Miami, The Dirty 25

THE DIRTY ARMY: Check out Goose (construction worker) and her crew last Halloween. I want to test your knowledge Nik… the game is which girl was a man in her past life?

Alex, I will take “Mermaids” for $100 please.- nik

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DC’s Stick Together

January 19, 2012 Gayviator, Goose, Miami, The Dirty 25

DC's stick together

DC's stick together

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, your favorite dirty Miami couple is back together!!! Saw them over xmas break in Miami, looks like Goose has a new side kick… idk about you but it looks like Candice is taking lessons from our dirty veteran on how to give it up for better money… I guess she is switching it up for the rappers now!

Why does Candice only pose sideways?- nik

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What Do Escorts Do When They Are Old And No One Wants To Spend A Penny On Them

July 11, 2011 Goose, Miami, The Dirty 11

THE DIRTY ARMY: Yes, Jess is getting older, and Goose is used up, but that is why they are busy recruiting new talent at the club …hence, welcome Francesca to the fold!  Nik, what do escorts do when they are old and no one dare spends a penny on them?

This must be the over 30 club in South Beach.- nik

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Only Getting Older

July 7, 2011 Goose, Miami 9

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so this girl is Jessica is always hanging around Goose lately… Well I wanted to show you a picture of Jessica from 2009 to show other young girls what 2 years of partying does to a woman.. Like tell me she is not super smoking hot right here?

I want to see a recent image to compare.- nik

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Is Goose Trying To Recruite Some New Geese To The Flock

July 4, 2011 Goose, Miami, The Dirty 4

Looks like Goose is recruiting new geese to the Flock, Playboy's Francesca Frigo

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, hanging out at the club last night working the crowd, Playboy girl Francesca Frigo with the Goose.  LOL what is going on her is Francesca’s career over and is Goose just doing some good old fashion recruiting.

They are old and tired. Nobody in South Beach cares about these chicks anymore. Go be Mom’s in Boca.- nik

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Dirty Celeb March Madness Round 1

March 21, 2011 Canary, Chin-Chilla, Fish Lips, Goose, Grinch, HFD, March Madness 2011, My Little Pony, RichieRexic, The Dirty 5

Winner: Chin-Chilla

Winner: HFD

Winner: Fish Lips

Winner: My Little Pony

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What Happens To Bottle Rats When Their Sugar Daddy Is Gone

October 19, 2010 Dirty Army Strong, Goose, Miami, The Dirty 32

What happens to bottle rats when their sugar daddy isnt around anymore? Goose crew out and about seeking new revenues

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, lately Goose has been spotting sponsoring low income jobs as a means to get paid, hence Gayviator stopped funding her high maintenance ass. Goose and her sloot crew is hundling up to find ways to climb to the top again by hoping to revenge off a trout payroll. Anyone who claims to making 7-8 digits please help put these females on your pay roll, they might be all used up but still they might value your personal companionship as a mean of getting in your pocket book. For these sloots, look at it as a utilitarian point of aspect. voluntary escort/sex for commission. Great deal aint it. GOD BLESS THE AMERICAN DREAM!

I think 27 is the age when women need to have their lives figured out. I feel bad for these 30 year olds. Where do they go from here?- nik

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