Goose | Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities - Part 2

What Happens To Bottle Rats When Their Sugar Daddy Is Gone

October 19, 2010 Dirty Army Strong, Goose, Miami, The Dirty 32

What happens to bottle rats when their sugar daddy isnt around anymore? Goose crew out and about seeking new revenues

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, lately Goose has been spotting sponsoring low income jobs as a means to get paid, hence Gayviator stopped funding her high maintenance ass. Goose and her sloot crew is hundling up to find ways to climb to the top again by hoping to revenge off a trout payroll. Anyone who claims to making 7-8 digits please help put these females on your pay roll, they might be all used up but still they might value your personal companionship as a mean of getting in your pocket book. For these sloots, look at it as a utilitarian point of aspect. voluntary escort/sex for commission. Great deal aint it. GOD BLESS THE AMERICAN DREAM!

I think 27 is the age when women need to have their lives figured out. I feel bad for these 30 year olds. Where do they go from here?- nik



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Is Goose Finally Cooked

October 7, 2010 Goose, Miami, The Dirty 30

Is Goose Finally Cooked???

Is Goose Finally Cooked???

Is Goose Finally Cooked???

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, is this finally the last round for the Goose? From the looks of her her “career” as anything other than an escort has come to an end. Being a ringgirl at a low level MMA fight can’t be her proudest moment. Nik…is it time to put a fork in Goose since she seems to be cooked?

Times are tough and girls in Miami especially South Beach will do anything for $200.- nik



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Since Gayviator Found Himself A Dream Killer, Goose Has Been Doing Anything For Money

September 30, 2010 Goose, Miami, The Dirty 49

LOOKS LIKE GAYVIATORS, GOOSE IS IN NEED OF NEW TYPES OF WORK FOR EXTRA INCOME, ESCORTING MARKET IS DOWN

LOOKS LIKE GAYVIATORS, GOOSE IS IN NEED OF NEW TYPES OF WORK FOR EXTRA INCOME, ESCORTING MARKET IS DOWN

LOOKS LIKE GAYVIATORS, GOOSE IS IN NEED OF NEW TYPES OF WORK FOR EXTRA INCOME, ESCORTING MARKET IS DOWN

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, on tuesdays Kitchen 305 has models come in that they pay 100 bucks to do, I can’t believe I saw Goose doing all this just for 100 bucks, times must be hard now that Gayviator locked himself down with a Dream Killer… Nik, what is going on with Goose, is she out the escort business?

Goose, can you please look around you??? WTF!- nik

[IMAGE:  Kitchen305]



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Loose Goose Has Bad Hygiene

August 30, 2010 Goose, Miami 13

Goose and Friend

Goose and Friend

Goose and Friend

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I have been following your site for a couple years now. I see Ericka is a dirty celeb Aka Goose and someone who asked about Jessica. Ericka and Jessica did a promotion a few years back in Fort Myers. As far as working with them they were very easy to work with and didn’t carry that model drama. I dated a Dream killer for a couple of years who came across there pics and knew Goose. They worked together a major problem in Florida how most bottle rats start out down here is they goto work for Hooters. Champ and Lags are the main guys who own the franchise in Miami, Lauderdale and Swfl. These girls get hand picked to go on trips and what not. My ex would go on trips and Goose would be her roomate. She said she was the dirtiest girl she had ever seen. That if most men knew how she lived they would be disgusted. I think you can blame hooters for making girls think they are models, the owners for spoiling them. letting them live in condos and what not. the ruin them and then turn them lose and its all down hill from there. then they turn to guys like Gayviator to support the habit the Hooters Duo created in there monsters.

Thank god for guys like Gayviator or girls like this would be homeless… Gayviator is their retirement camp.- nik



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Who Is Goose’s Friend

August 29, 2010 Goose, Miami, The Dirty 35

Is this Goose?

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I found this pic while surfing slacker network. My question is, Mother Goose has one of the best asses in the history of TheDirty.com.  I love her but I wanted to ask who her friend is, she looks like she has  regular size butt and could be a really cool chick… Nik, whats her story?

Her friend is old school Miami… she invented bottleratism. I think she is like 40 now in South Beach years. Forgot her name.- nik



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Gayviator And Goose In The Bahamas

May 20, 2010 Gayviator, Goose, Miami, The Dirty 14

THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, here are some pics from Gayviators hibernation, seems him and his “Bottom B*tch” Goose went to the Bahamas for a much needed get away.  Maybe they went down there to recruite some more girls or maybe just spend real quality time together since it was only them 2 for the first time.  Nik what you think about this Off-Season romance they had going on?  And now that summer is back do you see them spending more or less time together?

I am shocked they are hanging out… last I heard Goose wanted nothing to do with Gayviator because he wouldn’t pay her cell phone bill.- nik



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Does Gayviator Know What Goose Has Been Up Too

May 12, 2010 Gayviator, Goose, Miami, The Dirty 24


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, check out the latest GOOSE sandwich, I wonder what Gayviators thinks? And Nik Gayviators has not been out lately here in Miami, is the market finally catching up to Gayviator?

Yeah, my contacts in SoBe hit me up and said Gayviator is MIA in MIA.  They are bummed because now they have to pay for drinks when they go out.  Maybe he is heartbroken over loose Goose’s actions and has locked himself in a closet crying.- nik 



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Cougars And Baby Cougs

March 31, 2010 Cougars, Goose, Miami, The Dirty 3

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, here is a few pictures from a bikini contest one of your dirty celebs “Goose” was in.  Based on the woman in the photoshoot im sure it was between Cougars and some of their baby cougs.  Imagine how hard it would be to judge this.

I am guessing that Goose won this easy based on her age and buttox region.- nik



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