Goose | Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities - Part 3

Miami’s Male Bottle Rat

January 31, 2010 Goose, Miami, The Dirty 78

Miami's Bottle Rat

Miami's Bottle Rat

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I would like to introduce you to Phillip S. He is from LA and lives with his mommy because he is only 30 and can’t afford his own place. He travels to Miami and Las Vegas every weekend to follow dj’s around. He is only capable of doing this cause he mooches off all his black card guy friends…He is the true meaning of a bottle rat! He walks around clubs with grey goose and patron in his hand to pour down young girls mouths in hopes of getting laid! He actually pulls a lot of quality tail and is currently dating gooses best friend Jessica C…How is it so someone who is a broke loser living at home can pull such a hot smoking chick as her? He actually thinks he is a reputable person in his community but what he doesn’t know is that everyone is secretly wishing he would just disappear.

Sounds like he is fooling the economy.  Once a 30K Millionaire, always a 30K Millionaire.- nik

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Nude Pictures Of Dirty Celeb Goose Leaked

January 20, 2010 Goose, Miami, The Dirty 23


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I thought Goose was “too classy” to do any nude photography!  In true Dirty Army fashion here are some of her Nude Pictures.

Looks like everyone has a past.- nik

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Does Goose Know?

December 29, 2009 Gayviator, Goose, Miami, The Dirty 27

Does goose know ??

Does goose know ??

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, here’s the Gayviator with Lourdes, Does goose know she’s being replaced ?? Did he trade up?

I am starting to notice that Gayviator likes his boagies round in the buttox region.  What is with her nose twitch?- nik

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Goose Knows All The Famous Dudes

December 22, 2009 Goose, Las Vegas, Miami 7

goose knows all the famous dudes

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik that goose gets around first The Weasel and now Carrot top, that girl knows talent and funny when she see em.

So basically every guy she tries to hook up with is a joke.- nik

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Goose Before Plastic Surgery

December 11, 2009 Goose, Miami, The Dirty 68


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, here is Goose before she became Gayviators wing man…  Without +2′s, nose job, and butt implants.  See what Gayviators does for people… the guy is like Santa Claus.

I think she looked better back then in her late 20′s.  Somewhat Russian and less Mexican.- nik

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Gayviator’s Top SHIM Goose Gets A Lap Dance

December 9, 2009 Gayviator, Goose, Miami, The Dirty 76

Gayviators top SHIM gets a lap dance

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Gayviator’s top Shim Erica “Goose” Und*rwood getting a lap dance, I dont know about you, but I bet Gayviators rubbed one out to this.

All these girls make Miami look so bad.  I never noticed before, but Goose really does have a beak.- nik 

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Goose Gets Henna On The Booty

December 4, 2009 Goose, Miami, The Dirty 41

Goose gets Henna on the booty

Goose gets Henna on the booty

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, check out dirty celeb Goose getting a henna tattoo on her big ole dunk. Nik I hear she is REALLY REALLY pissed she is a dirty celeb, she is trying hard to not be on the site so she deleted her Myspace and Facebook.

Blame it on the Goose gochta feeling loose…- nik

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New Dirty Celeb Goose

December 2, 2009 Gayviator, Goose, Miami, The Dirty 60


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, here’s your potentially new dirty celeb hanging out with some of her hot friends… This chick has to be a dirty celeb no doubt about it… we should call her goose because she is Gayviator’s wing girl.

Let there be light… another Dirty Celeb is born.  From this day forth please call this chick Goose.  Her real name Erica is dead to me.- nik

**Submitter don’t think you get credit for this either.  I saw the name “Goose” in the comments on the previous post.

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