THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, here are some pics from Gayviators hibernation, seems him and his “Bottom B*tch” Goose went to the Bahamas for a much needed get away.  Maybe they went down there to recruite some more girls or maybe just spend real quality time together since it was only them 2 for the first time.  Nik what you think about this Off-Season romance they had going on?  And now that summer is back do you see them spending more or less time together?

I am shocked they are hanging out… last I heard Goose wanted nothing to do with Gayviator because he wouldn’t pay her cell phone bill.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, check out the latest GOOSE sandwich, I wonder what Gayviators thinks? And Nik Gayviators has not been out lately here in Miami, is the market finally catching up to Gayviator?

Yeah, my contacts in SoBe hit me up and said Gayviator is MIA in MIA.  They are bummed because now they have to pay for drinks when they go out.  Maybe he is heartbroken over loose Goose’s actions and has locked himself in a closet crying.- nik 

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, here is a few pictures from a bikini contest one of your dirty celebs “Goose” was in.  Based on the woman in the photoshoot im sure it was between Cougars and some of their baby cougs.  Imagine how hard it would be to judge this.

I am guessing that Goose won this easy based on her age and buttox region.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I would like to introduce you to Phillip S. He is from LA and lives with his mommy because he is only 30 and can’t afford his own place. He travels to Miami and Las Vegas every weekend to follow dj’s around. He is only capable of doing this cause he mooches off all his black card guy friends…He is the true meaning of a bottle rat! He walks around clubs with grey goose and patron in his hand to pour down young girls mouths in hopes of getting laid! He actually pulls a lot of quality tail and is currently dating gooses best friend Jessica C…How is it so someone who is a broke loser living at home can pull such a hot smoking chick as her? He actually thinks he is a reputable person in his community but what he doesn’t know is that everyone is secretly wishing he would just disappear.

Sounds like he is fooling the economy.  Once a 30K Millionaire, always a 30K Millionaire.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I thought Goose was “too classy” to do any nude photography!  In true Dirty Army fashion here are some of her Nude Pictures.

Looks like everyone has a past.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, here’s the Gayviator with Lourdes, Does goose know she’s being replaced ?? Did he trade up?

I am starting to notice that Gayviator likes his boagies round in the buttox region.  What is with her nose twitch?- nik