THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this post is just in time for such a lucky week! Ok, so as much as we can’t stand the “GoGo” drama in Seattle (and I use the term gogo very fricken loosely)one special little scum bag needs a reality check in a big way. Her name on facebook is Candy “miss riot” gogo she is from Minneapolis and came to seattle in a funky ass trash bag I’m sure. This girl has an attitude like no other, she constantly is starting fights with numerous professional gogo crews on facebook, posts the most retarded things about how everyone should be so jealous of her as she is the “Honey badger of the gogo world.” Recently she and this nobody Aisha Laykham (needs severe lip injections and breast implants) started “creative directing” for a no name production company named Star Dust Events, they only do trance shows (yuck) and mainly cater to the Euro trash crowd.But that’s just the beginning of this whores little Seattle story. She’s had an ungodly ammount of abortions, given ch** to Ryan (poi guy) and also ** his fetus after get nasty in 2011. Hey does anybody remember that fat girl working the pole on stage? Well that was candy and yes she was pregnant. She always acts like shes not an advocate for drugs and is always posting about how fucking self righteous she is about not doing drugs, yet she was pretty much always high on coke throughout 2012. Please Candy, we all hate you, your pale little knobby body does not look cute, the way you dance is terrible and your boyfriend Yani used to be alright, until he got with you and cut his hair…now he just looks like a fat girl with a tiny whore to eat for lunch.

They’re not cheering for you as much as you’d like to think so.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: K do I have a treat for u, this is a whole nother level of skeezy sl*t right here!! This hurtin pig had a daughter almost 10yrs ago now and she still hasn’t figured out how or even if she could be a mother to this poor girl!! She doesn’t even live in the same province, ya sent her kid off to Ontario which is for the best, she might actually have a chance! Now she passes the time stinking up 118 and the ghettos of Edmonton f*cking anything that will look twice, which isn’t much! That is when u she’d not to blasted out of her lieing manipulative mind ON ANY DRUG SHE CAN GET HER HANDS ON! to leave her house!! which is sometimes a good thing considering she sleeps with her landlord for rent. One failed relationship after the next, she’s like the dog at the pound that keeps getting brought back cause shes good for nothing! Oh and guys be warned if u do run into her she caught warts using her Hooker friends vibrator, ask her she’ll tell u she’s quite proud!! Hurtin whore doesn’t know any better, SAD.! Real prize here boys, AND GUESS WHAT yup u betcha she’s SINGLE!!*

It’s like even her own face has given up and stopped trying.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, This here is Elaine Joy Anderson, the definition of a gold digger… She is a disgusting, fat, wannabe model who will only talk to you if you have money and are offering to spend it on her in any form. I know for 4 guys that she has scammed over 1k from, while servicing their needs and pretending to like them. As soon as the guys clue in and stop giving her money, she writes them off and ignores them. She thinks that she’s a model, when in fact her claim to fame is doing a bikini contest in some shady bar(in which she didn’t even finish in the top 10), and posing nude for any creepy guy with a camera claiming to be a photographer. I just want any guy coming in contact with this pig to beware, don’t give her any money no matter how many times she goes down on you or spreads her disgusting legs. In the end, she’ll ditch you and leave you with a nasty case of DRD. She is cold, manipulative, and disease ridden to say the least, Elaine you are pathetic.

Her saggers are hanging so low that she doesn’t even have cleavage anymore.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, This is Somalena Summer Sen, Summer, Soma whatever name she claim. She goes around to Suite, Whiskey all the BMG places and acts like everyone sweats her. She put on makeup & stays home to take pics of herself. She acts so innocent, PLEASE! She sleeps around with men & then falls in love with them after 2 days. I, along with 8 (Yeah 8, with proof!) of my friends been with that, wasn’t worth my time. Her crotch smells like fish balls & rice. Beware of this gremlin, she will bite.

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, please put this chipmunk on blast.

Her boobs even look saggy in a black shirt while wearing a bra. Bad genetics.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, alright so this is Brad Davis from Champaign IL. Let me tell you about this waste of life white trash. He goes to EIU and spends most of his time with his “Bros” looking for the next freshman to sleep with. It’s amazing that he even gets girls considering he has be tested positive for DRD. He recent conquest was his 5-head sister’s friend. This girl Jess Ashley and Amanda Gardner (first picture) must have created a pregnancy pack or some sh*t can you guess where I’m going with this? YUP he “whammed” this girl Jess while she was pregnant knowing he could literally get his d*ck wet but couldn’t get her knocked up. This girl didn’t think about her unborn child much because everyone knows that DRDS can get transferred. This white trash needs to be put on blast so that everyone knows that if they see him out an about make sure you wrap yourself up in a condom cause we all know he hasn’t.

It’s like he’s posing in front of the school to prove he isn’t retarded.- nik