Thursday 23rd May 2013,
Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities

Grenade

March 8, 2011 Chicago, Gremlin 8 8,684 Views

GRENADE

GRENADE

GRENADE

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this girl f*licia rom*ro is the most stuck up nasty b*tch in the world. Don’t trust this girl with your life. She will ask to borrow somethings of yours and a.) never give it back or b.) give it back to you but it will be ruined, also doesn’t pay you back when you lend her money. She has done this numerous times to people that i know. She still goes to zero gravity and will do ANYTHING to get alcohal from people since she’s still underage. She always reaks of smoke and alcohal because I guess she has nothing better too do with her life. She loses freinds left and right because of the way she acts. Maybe if she would try and stop so hard to fit in then more people would actually like her & not use her for car rides, etc.

How can you be stuck up when you look like you crawled out of a gutter.- nik



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Freshman 50

March 8, 2011 Chicago, Gremlin, Southern Illinois University 21 9,953 Views

this dirty jew

this dirty jew

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this Sloot is a jew bag.  She is a huge skeezer. The only reason she had friends in high school were for here lame ass parties. Throw her in an oven.  Her meatbox smells like her moms kosher tuna.  She went to college gained 50 pounds and dropped out now her only friend is Hana Long the dyke of the century. Her nickname was stinky pits because of how bad she smells.  Oh ya shes a j*w. The only reason shes cool is because of her “dummy booty” Did I mention shes a jew ? This girl had an abortion. I’m pro life but thank god theres not another KELSEY LONG.  All in all she is a dirty  sloot who probably has drd like her best friend Danielle Marzano. She is gross and deserves to be sent to auschwitz.O’ ya her other friend is Ashley Butler biggest slob on the southside.

She doesn’t look to happy about life, nor should she.- nik



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Heather Cheryl Gurley, Swamp Donkey

March 3, 2011 Gremlin, Nashville 5 8,080 Views

Heather Cheryl Gurley, SWAMP DONKEY

Heather Cheryl Gurley, SWAMP DONKEY

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so, this scuzzy fat wh*re likes to f*ck married men. I had kicked my husband out cuz he was pullin his womanizing sh*t and apparently this bridge troll/ (shrek?) decided to prey on his self pity. She knew he was married… real winner. I just saw this chick last week when she was drunk and hollerin at my husband at a gas station in cookeville- her poor boyfriend looked soooo humiliated. I asked who she was, and he pretended to not even know. Shows your worth b*tch he didn’t even wanna admit to touchin your mammoth a**!  She’s like 5 times my size (and ill admit im a thick b*tch), and sorry but you dont get much more hideous than this. nik, please- youre the only person that can make me smile right now, so- let the homewrecker have it!

It’s people like her that make me see why other countries think Americans are fat worthless slobs.- nik



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Cherry Popper

March 3, 2011 Gremlin, Houston 22 9,819 Views

Cherry popper.

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Laura Cherry, she thinks shes hot sh*t. Talks to just about every guy in a ten foot radius and thinks its cute to act like one too. She gets jealous of evry girl that is taking attention from her ugly a**, someone needs to fix that nose of hers. this girl is streight phsyco my ex was her boyfriend a few months back and he called me weekly saying how much he was scared of her! Girl needs help.

Her nose is not the only thing that needs fixing.- nik



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Dirty Psycho Girl

March 3, 2011 Gremlin, Vancouver 32 8,766 Views

Dirty Psycho Bitch

Dirty Psycho Bitch

Dirty Psycho Bitch

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this crazy Psycho B*tch Anne Chantal is as dirty as they come. Besides sleeping around with people to get information, she bullsh*ts and blackmails to try and get stalker information on celebrities. Avoid this crazy b*tch at all costs. She claims to have a fiance but who the f*ck would sleep with this ugly a** b*tch? She’s too much of a p*ssy to get her fat a** off her computer and out into public. Everything she does is online because she doesn’t want anyone to see her ugly a** face. I repeat, be careful around this b*tch. She is a fat, ugly, lying, c*nt. Well here you go Vancouver, take a good long look at her and avoid her smelly c*nt.

Stalker pictures much.- nik



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Wanna Be Hood Bustdown

March 3, 2011 Chicago, Gremlin, Illinois 18 5,668 Views

Wanna be hood bustdown (z0o0ted)

Wanna be hood bustdown (z0o0ted)

Wanna be hood bustdown (z0o0ted)

Wanna be hood bustdown (z0o0ted)

Wanna be hood bustdown (z0o0ted)

THE DIRTY ARMY: So, this girl used to think she was h the punkest thing alive, when really, she was just a little scene queen. Fast forward a few years and a few pair of apple bottom jeans later, she now think shes niki manage. Whats to blame for this? Well, I’d say a boy named Ryan Parlich. See, Samantha had this obsession with him a few years ago, and to this day, still claims him as hers. She used to lie, saying that Ryan said he loved her, and wanted her, and asked her out. I found out, all of that was a lie. See Ryan Parlich was a a bit of a punk back then, and still is now, but he did start listening to some rap, Samantha caught wind of that, and thought if she listened to it, he may like her. WRONG. Now im not sure why she still thinks shes ghetto but, oh well. Now this girl has openly hooked up with probably more then 20 guys. Everytime shes at a party she goes into a different room, or bathroom and f*cks. One time when she was hooking up with a guy he said “I heard your a prude, or a bust down, which is it?” And she said “prude? haha I dont know about that but I am a bustdown” HAHAHAHA SHE OPENLY ADMITED SHES A DAMN BUSTDOWN. We all knew this was coming as soon as she got a damn tan.

It really makes you wonder just how desperate some people are.- nik



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