Thursday 23rd May 2013,
Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities

Jaguars Needs To Take Off Their Beer Goggles

March 1, 2011 Gremlin, Scottsdale 12 7,737 Views

jaguars needs to take off their beer goggles

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Josie. Stripper for jaguars, prostitute on the side. I honest don’t know what shes thinking with her outrageous blush on her cheeks, or the ever so flattering braces…. but seriously jaguars? Granted you do only take the young girls with self esteem issues, but don’t you think that if you want to make more money you should stop with the gremlins? Not to mention the girls who are legally insane such as josie. She’s a man beater and for extra money her boyfriend pimps her out. she thnks no one knows, but the videos are every where.

It seems like she has a lot of side jobs.- nik



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Sloot

February 25, 2011 Gremlin, San Diego 8 6,363 Views

sloot

sloot

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Krista Chandler all she does is get high and screw anyone that has a penis. She is one of the nastiest girls in the world.  So take your pick nik which thing about her is the worst?

I cannot even choose the lesser of two evils, they are both awful.- nik



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Zombs and Coons

February 24, 2011 Chicago, Gremlin 4 6,208 Views

Zombs and Coons

Zombs and Coons

THE DIRTY ARMY: Yo nik. These two low life skeezers are what the Chicago suburbs have to offer. The Girl on the left(GINA) is a bl*w head mother at age 21. Her nick name is coons because as you can tell she looks like a Racoon. The girl on the far right nickname is ZOMBIE! This orange snookie wannabe sl*t thinks she is god’s gift to earth. She is a slob who talks black and watches way to much jersey shore. Both of these tramps have been ran threw buy all the dirtbag guys in the town of burr ridge IL. I swear some people do not kno how to use the tanning bed is she glowing or is it just me?

She looks like a completely different man without make up.- nik



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Just Plain Nasty

February 24, 2011 Gremlin, Houston 4 9,255 Views

Just Plain Nasty!

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I SO dont mean to be cruel but this chick is the ugliest person I’ve ever seen! Do you agree? Her name is Erica Graves. I’ve heard so many bad things about this girl. She sleeps with every guy she comes into eye contact with and Idk if these guys are just drunk or plain BLIND!!  Cause look at her.  They cant be f*cking her cause she looks good cause she DOESNT! She thinks she ‘fly’… is she serious?  I dont think she owns a mirror though, to tell u the truth cause who can look this disgusting and actually think they are the hottest person on earth?   Like seriously.  I’ve heard her sh*ts loose too so yeah that’s another reason she’s just plain gross!  Oh & she’s pregnant!  She says she knows who the daddy is but who knows? I wouldnt doubt that she doesnt.

She’s definitely up there on the list of beasts I’ve seen over the years.- nik



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She Has A Joker Face

February 23, 2011 Gremlin, Kansas City 18 6,318 Views

She has her Joker face on!

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, This is Jamie Howell. From the last name alone says it all! This chick is coyote ugly! She’s from Indepenedence and loves to hang in bars and F**K any guy that is drunk enough while her husband sits home and watches their dirty army of kids. That I’m pretty sure aren’t even his! Watch out for this one cause she is large and likes to think she’s in charge. I used to be good friends with her husband and now I just feel bad for the guy. WTH is he thinking?

Change your hair up Cruella.- nik



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Kim Scott Aka Kim Is Hollywood

February 18, 2011 Gremlin, San Francisco 23 9,628 Views

Kim Scott aka Kim is hollywood

Kim Scott aka Kim is hollywood

Kim Scott aka Kim is hollywood

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, she just might be anorexic, shes always posting that their must have been mercury in her fish,sushi or shrimp lol & thats why she cant hold food down?!.

Sounds like a cover up to me, something has to be wrong with her mentally judging from that last picture.- nik



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