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Taylor? Gross

February 11, 2011 Gremlin, Kansas City 13 8,756 Views

Taylor?Ha! Even Lester wouldnt molest her!

Taylor?Ha! Even Lester wouldnt molest her!

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Alright guys and girls. Here’s the deal about this walking tub of lard. She is desperate for attention! Not only by trying to sleep with guys, but by failing miserably for every single one of them. And what’s with the “over active spazz thing? It doesnt make her unique, it makes her as annoying as that fat scar on her flat chest. It looks like someone spit a chewed piece of gum on her chest, to match the fat everywhere else, you know the deal. Not only is she a hypocrite, but she is also blind to the fact that nobody really wants her anymore. Do the world a favor. Its down the alley, not across the street emo kid.

It looks like a bag of skittles exploded on her face.- nik



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GROSS

February 10, 2011 Gremlin, San Diego 3 5,149 Views

GROSS

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this girls name is chelsey. she runs around rancho bernardo thinking shes hot sh*t. she has the most annoying voice.

With a mouth like that I can only imagine how awful her voice is.- nik



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Slooty McSloot

February 10, 2011 Gremlin, Kansas City 24 8,046 Views

Slooty McSloot

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is EMILY M*CKENZIE. she is one of the biggest back stabbers in blue springs. she will befriend you then try to steal your boyfriend. She looks like she is cracked out or just saw a ghost about 95% of the time. oh and her bff Brittany Sifford is one of the main reasons blue springs south is so gross. shes slept with over 50 guys. please get her some help. Back to emily, her “wonderful” boyfriend nathan, is a cracked out loser, that isn’t going anywhere in life. What do you think?

I don’t think she’s “cracked out” I think she is just naturally an ugly beast.- nik



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Ugly Sloots

February 8, 2011 Gremlin, San Diego 8 8,604 Views

ugly hoes

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, these girls think they are the hottest girls alive, what do you think nik??

Since when is a big nose and flat chest a sign of hotness?- nik



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Nothing But Trash

February 8, 2011 Gremlin, Wichita 36 9,080 Views

Nothing but trash

Nothing but trash

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, This girl is a f*cking nasty, she has f*cked everyone in her path. And also has f*cked up aloot of relationships in her way, and cheated on EVERY guy shes dated. Shes f*cking fat as hell, and not even close to being pretty.

Her face looks like it was injected with marshmallows.- nik



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Lesbian Loves Greg

February 8, 2011 Gremlin, Seattle 11 8,787 Views

Lesbian loves Dick

Lesbian loves Dick

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this gurl right here’s name is Brianna or all her little people she considers “fans” call her @BriannaRai she sayz she is a lesbian but man this girl macks on every guy that she possibly can and only acts lyke a lezbo so guys will like her more I guess she is straight pathetic and lookz like a 12 year old. C*nt lies about every thing so people will be her friend and feel sorry for her when actually even her “friends” think shez fake as f*ck all she does it b*tch and treat people like shit as if she’s some sorta hardass AND to top sh*t off b*tchz a straight sloot from hell every bro has either seen her naked or fucked her sh*t up! Heads up dudes don’t fall for her “I’m lesbian” bullshyt cause she really wants yer c*ck.

You must be her Ex Girlfriend.- nik



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