THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Kyle B**m*rsh*n* and he is the biggest faggot on the Ohio side of the Miami River. All he talks about is how he is the best thing since sliced bread. Whenever MySpace was popular, he had like 2343242 friends and that is the only reason why anyone knows his name. Too bad he’s a fag. BJ4PC. He’ll do anything to get a compliment and I mean ANYTHING. He talks shit behind all of his friend’s back and cannot be trusted. If you never seen him around Cincinnati, it’s because he’s too busy trying to scam on your boyfriend. There has been a lot of allegations that he is a homo and he has yet to prove otherwise. His pants are always painted on and he brags about how he shops at Tiffany & Co, has a closet full of brand new shoes, and knows more people that make over 6 figures than most people can count on one hand. He compares himself to the Perez Hilton of Cincinnati but he’s just another faggot that will do nothing with his life.
Tiffanys is only cool for 13 year old Jewish girls.- nik