Wednesday 22nd May 2013,
Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities

Ellen Scott

February 4, 2011 Dallas, Gremlin 5 6,235 Views

Ellen Scott

Ellen Scott

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Ellen Marie Sc*tt has been ALL around dallas, or should I say has had Dallas all in her. (I’m not even sure how, LOOK AT THAT DOG FACE) and as you can she is kinda into some sick sh*t in the bed, some bondage, choking sh*t. Pretty sure she was born a man, she sure as hell acts like one, sitting on her ass all day, smoking blunt after blunt and mooching off others. Someone needs to take this down syndrome shemale down a notch.

I could have lived without seeing her massive thighs in the first picture.- nik



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Gauged Eared Idiot

February 3, 2011 Gremlin, Reno 43 5,534 Views

Sam f*cking Walsh xXxSTRAIGHTxXxHATExXx

Sam f*cking Walsh xXxSTRAIGHTxXxHATExXx

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, This kid is named Sam X W*lsh. He thinks he is the destroyer of rapists and juggalos. People who drink beer and smoke p*t. He looks like the ugliest wii character you can possibly make. His ears are stretched so much that you can fit soda cans through them. He has stupid tattoos and has a crew called militant hate crew or MHC. Lets hear what you have to say about this guy.

There’s clearly something wrong with any male that doesn’t drink beer.- nik



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Sloots

February 3, 2011 Gremlin, San Diego 21 7,260 Views

sloots and hoes

sloots and hoes

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, This is Shannon Re*ves, she loves slooting it up in the Poway area with her main friend GiGi. She f*cks anyone she can and loves to brag about her rich mommy and daddy. The second that someone is her friend is prettier she stops talking to them and completely deletes them from her life. So what do you think, does she have many more friends to lose?

I can’t decide what’s worse her teeth or the smell radiating from her friend.- nik



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Raven Scottsdale Trash

February 3, 2011 Gremlin, Scottsdale 37 6,734 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is the self-proclaimed “Queen Bee” Raven Rush (beat girl thats been around the block. snorts pepsi and eats laxatives to stay thin). She thinks she’s a celebrity, and is always found on facebook posting how her and her Queen Bee’s are gonna hit up Scottsdale. Too bad NO ONE really knows who this hideous woman is to actually care. BTW, she does very well resemble a gremlin right? Oh and her “queen bees”… well Nik, look for yourself. They’re not even 1′s. I keep getting these stupid event invitations on FB to go “meet and greet” the infamous queen bees and im putting them on blast cause 1-they’re making Scottsdale ugly 2-they need a reality check and realize they are not hot princesses (like they claim on fb) 3-to prevent them from making a joke out of themselves. Nik- please tell these little girls to go back to Phoenix where they belong, and stop acting like theyre famous and everyone wants them. LADIES: your NOT wanted in Scottsdale.

What’s her claim to fame besides pretending she’s not from phoenix and looking like a hoodrat.- nik



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Megan The Trash

February 1, 2011 Gremlin, Wichita 53 6,933 Views

Megan Holler-Back

Megan Holler-Back

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, This is Megan Holle*back. We call her Megan Hollerback for obvious reasons. She is from Douglass, KS, but spends her time breaking up friendships in Wichita. She started off with Mason, then slept with Phong. Then hooked up with Tanner, and bounced her way to his best friend Charlie. While doing this, she had a 16 year old boyfriend from Douglass High School who she refused to tell anyone about…she didn’t realize that her “best friend” would be the one to rat her out on the dirty huh? She thinks she has this crazy mind control over these poor boys. I think most would agree she’s too fat and ugly to ever score a real relationship. These Wichita boys will do anything, right?

Obviously they will sleep with anything,  the corn fields there are probably more attractive then the girls.- nik



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What Is This Thing

February 1, 2011 Chicago, Gremlin, Illinois 23 7,646 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, bianca esp*sito=thin lips+long narrow nose+cellulite+obnoxious teeth+small eyes+DZ wh*re+fugly hair. i have never seen such an ugly creature with all the worst features of a face put together.

I couldn’t have described her better myself.- nik



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