Gremlin | Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities - Part 6

Raven Scottsdale Trash

February 3, 2011 Gremlin, Scottsdale 39

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is the self-proclaimed “Queen Bee” Raven Rush (beat girl thats been around the block. snorts pepsi and eats laxatives to stay thin). She thinks she’s a celebrity, and is always found on facebook posting how her and her Queen Bee’s are gonna hit up Scottsdale. Too bad NO ONE really knows who this hideous woman is to actually care. BTW, she does very well resemble a gremlin right? Oh and her “queen bees”… well Nik, look for yourself. They’re not even 1′s. I keep getting these stupid event invitations on FB to go “meet and greet” the infamous queen bees and im putting them on blast cause 1-they’re making Scottsdale ugly 2-they need a reality check and realize they are not hot princesses (like they claim on fb) 3-to prevent them from making a joke out of themselves. Nik- please tell these little girls to go back to Phoenix where they belong, and stop acting like theyre famous and everyone wants them. LADIES: your NOT wanted in Scottsdale.

What’s her claim to fame besides pretending she’s not from phoenix and looking like a hoodrat.- nik

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Megan The Trash

February 1, 2011 Gremlin, Wichita 53

Megan Holler-Back

Megan Holler-Back

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, This is Megan Holle*back. We call her Megan Hollerback for obvious reasons. She is from Douglass, KS, but spends her time breaking up friendships in Wichita. She started off with Mason, then slept with Phong. Then hooked up with Tanner, and bounced her way to his best friend Charlie. While doing this, she had a 16 year old boyfriend from Douglass High School who she refused to tell anyone about…she didn’t realize that her “best friend” would be the one to rat her out on the dirty huh? She thinks she has this crazy mind control over these poor boys. I think most would agree she’s too fat and ugly to ever score a real relationship. These Wichita boys will do anything, right?

Obviously they will sleep with anything,  the corn fields there are probably more attractive then the girls.- nik

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What Is This Thing

February 1, 2011 Chicago, Gremlin, Illinois 23

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, bianca esp*sito=thin lips+long narrow nose+cellulite+obnoxious teeth+small eyes+DZ wh*re+fugly hair. i have never seen such an ugly creature with all the worst features of a face put together.

I couldn’t have described her better myself.- nik

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February 1, 2011 Cincinnati, Gremlin 7

Warning!: Homewrecker

Warning!: Homewrecker

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, This is Brittani R*binson. She stays in Northern Kentucky. She goes out every night leaving her 2 yr old son at home with anyone who will watch him. Every boyfriend she’s ever had she’s cheated on. She kinda looks like Shrek don’t she? All this girl is is a bar hoppin skeez. She needs to go home and take car of her baby instead of layin up in bed with purple crayons. Nik, please let everyone know about this dirty female.

I guess I shouldn’t be too surprised that she looks like that considering she’s from Kentucky.- nik

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Disgusting Girl

February 1, 2011 Gremlin, Vancouver 51



THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, This ditch pigs name is j**teen g*lt shes the reason Chilliwacks given such a bad name. She is by far the biggest sloooot I have ever met in my life. She sleeps with everyones boyfriends cheats on her boyfriend all the time. She used to love pepsi and e now shes all about the meth. Shes hasn’t even finished high school shes a drop out. Always about the partying and drinking. She thinks shes so strong and always mouths of the girls boyfriends she sleeps with tells them to fight her then when they go to fight her she runs away KEYBOARD WARRIOR. She is pathetic she needs saving Nik seriously put this girl in her place she needs to realize what shes doing is not okay and needs to get some help before she ends up in a ditch raped and drugged somewhere. Everyone hates her its kind of sad…that she has no respect for herself.

It must be hard to have respect for yourself though when you look like that.- nik

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Time For New Hair

October 7, 2010 Chicago, Gremlin, The Dirty 8

Time for New Hair

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Chicago’s favorite train wreck Kathy Srokrowska is officially going bald.  Nice cheap ass extensions.  Where are the sugar daddies when you need them?

Kathy, please stop submitting yourself. That is not how this game works. Please have to actually care about you.- nik

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Straight Up Trash

March 3, 2010 Gremlin, Pittsburgh 8

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this girls name is nicolle. she thinks shes the sh*t!! she uses all her friends and gets wasted every night because she thinks thats the cool thing to do. she has a boyfriend but she sleeps with every guy she meets!

What a trooper…still tryin to make it out with that severe rug burn and some visine left on the side of her mouth.- nik

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Gremlin Is Trolling The Streets Again

August 26, 2009 ASU, Gremlin, Scottsdale 19

gremlin is trolling the strets again

gremlin is trolling the strets again

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, those guns are looking extra jacked must be all the draging home of blacked out guppies and flounders.

Can someone please pour water on her 7-head so we can see what happens?- nik

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