THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, take a look at Alexis Bellino in this pic. It looks like she is pulling a Britney and showing us her Christian coochie!! I didn’t know Christian women went commando. I wonder what her grifter husband Jim Slob Bellino thinks about his wife flashing her bald kitty to the world?? And of course, she is with Horse-Face Gretchen, who is now claiming she is 100% natural: no extensions, no botox, no fillers and, get this, NO VENEERS!!! YEA RIGHT!!! Her horse teeth make her mouth all weird looking, like a rat. God, I have had enough of these loosers!!! Why are they still getting paid to be on tv?

Gretchen is a patho liar. This is what she use to look like CLICK THE OLD ME. I really think she believes her own lies.- nik

I am selling these pictures without the cover-ups if anybody wants them:

Gretchen Rossi Naked 1

Gretchen Rossi Naked 2

Gretchen Rossi Naked 3

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, looks like Slade’s child support debt continues to grow into the 6 figures and he’s still driving around in the Benz and Range Rover. The guy’s kid has brain cancer and he won’t pay his child support obligation? Who does that? The best part of this is that the judge ordered him to get a job outside of the entertainment biz because he hasn’t been able to make it work!

He must hate his child or something? Why does he need a job when he can spend Jeff’s money?- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Gretchen Rossi was in a check-writing mood. The Real Housewives of Orange County star finally forked over $22,375 in attorneys fees owed to self-described former lover Jay Photoglou. Rossi, 32, appeared in court, even though she wasn’t required to, checkbook in hand, and took care of the bill. The reality TV personality originally was ordered to pay $18,000, but that was upped by an additional $4,000 after she skipped out on several court dates. Rossi’s attorney, Gregory Brown, told reporters that she wanted to donate the cash to a children’s charity instead of paying the 40-year-old Photoglou, but the offer was declined. “The reason he did not want to donate to that charity is because we learned that Rossi’s attorney was on the board of directors there,” said Photoglou’s attorney, Orlando Castaño. “It seemed very shady.” Photoglou was not present for proceeding. And Rossi’s not out of the woods yet. They have filed dueling defamation suits against each other, which are still pending and which will lead to even bigger legal bills.

Gretchen now that you paid your secret boyfriend off can you now convince your partner in crime Slade Smelly to cut a check for his kids.- nik

Email From Legal:  Today Orange County Superior Court Judge Corey Cramin, issued an arrest warrant for RHOC Gretchen Rossi for her failure to appear at her scheduled Debtor’s Examination in connection with the outstanding Judgement owed to Jay Photoglou in the amount of $18,900.00.  Appearing for Mr. Photoglou was his counsel, Orlando J. Castano, Jr. Attorney Joe Ferrucci from her retained law firm appeared on her behalf asking for a continuance on the grounds that his partner, Gregory Brown, was unavailable today. Judge Cramin related that did not excuse the requirement that Ms. Rossi personally be present.  The warrant was issued but held until next Thursday, April 29th, in order for Ms. Rossi to comply and show up in court. Currently, the Judgement has grown to over $21,000.00 because of the costs in collecting the judgment, which includes attorney fees, filing costs and interest.

Dear Gretchen Rossi please make the world a better place and turn yourself in.  Slade you can probably get some press out of this if you make a citizens arrest on her.  Use your leach skills to brainwash her into doing the right thing.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, here is the video of Gretchen’s first live performance of her song at Playhouse in LA.  Its a f*cking joke.  This is what she put up on Facebook shortly after this:  Hey everyone! so I did it! I went for it! I have never sang live or ever even sang into a microphone before so I was soooo nervous! So many of my great friends came out to support me and the audience seemed to really like it! Even Perez Hilton one of the toughest critics in the business gave me kudos on stage! I feel so blessed to continue sharing my sentimental song with everyone! By everyones support of downloading the song from i-Tunes we can keep saving lives everyday with the proceeds! Jeff was definitely with me in spirit last night while I sung my heart out!  Now you tell me. Is every word out of this womans mouth a lie?

Perez gave you kudos because he is gay… YOU SUCK at lip-syncing, stick to lying!- nik