THE DIRTY ARMY: So I am on my way out from the mall and guess who comes walking up. Slade and Gretchen. I was stoked, and nervous at the same time. I throw my shoes in my car and start to head back into Bloomingdales RIGHT behind them. Slade even held the door open for me, I nodded and smiled since I had my MP3 player on and couldnt hear anything.
I didnt want to ask them for a picture, to me it would make them feel special and I cant have that. So I envoke my Ninja skills and start the following process. I finally get them upstairs stopped at a register and get ready to take my shot. I snap the picture and it appears Gretchen noticed me. Guess my Ninja skills failed.
Anyhow so I was in a hurry and put my phone away and my sunglasses fell on the floor and as I pick them up they go walking right by, never said a word to me. I pretend I am shopping and they head down the escalator, a few seconds later I head down and head to my car, The End.
I am glad Slade and Gretchen touched your life… now if she only had an ass like that mannequin?- nik