THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, more news about Gretchen Rossi.  She told the world she “launched her new makeup line”. LIE LIE LIE. She buys already made makeup from an online site called Lady Burd Cosmetics and then sells them off as her own. All of the stories she has made up about creating her own makeup that was good for your skin, formulated by her and her partner, etc it’s all BS. Anyone can log on this site and buy makeup. She didn’t formulate ANYTHING!  She is a liar, con artist and a golddigger and we need to get the word out there that she is a FAKE and a PHONEY!  People shouldn’t be giving her 1 dime. Please, I know you have the ability to get this out. She is claiming she is “sold out” of stock. BULLSH*T. She is lying through her huge horse teeth Nik. Don’t let thieves win!

I called Lady Burd today from Mexico and they said they can have anything shipped within 7 days, so Gretchen was definitely scamming people.- nik

I honestly believe that Gretchen Rossi and Slade Smelly’s relationship has no substance whatsoever.  It is like they try to make people throw up.

THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, whats up with her dome it is like twice the size of her body sh*t looks superimposed b*tch needs to close her mouth so her jaw ends at some point ya dig?

I have been saying since day one that Gretchen Rossi had a Mr. Ed face with a never ending jaw line.  The show is stupid now anyways… nobody lives in Coto anymore?  What is the point of watching middle class cry about how terrible the economy/market is?- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: So I am on my way out from the mall and guess who comes walking up. Slade and Gretchen. I was stoked, and nervous at the same time. I throw my shoes in my car and start to head back into Bloomingdales RIGHT behind them. Slade even held the door open for me, I nodded and smiled since I had my MP3 player on and couldnt hear anything.

I didnt want to ask them for a picture, to me it would make them feel special and I cant have that. So I envoke my Ninja skills and start the following process. I finally get them upstairs stopped at a register and get ready to take my shot. I snap the picture and it appears Gretchen noticed me. Guess my Ninja skills failed.

Anyhow so I was in a hurry and put my phone away and my sunglasses fell on the floor and as I pick them up they go walking right by, never said a word to me. I pretend I am shopping and they head down the escalator, a few seconds later I head down and head to my car, The End.

I am glad Slade and Gretchen touched your life… now if she only had an ass like that mannequin?- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, it appears Gretchen Rossi has embarrassed herself again…just look at her bikini..it appears to be transparent.

Who is the dude on the far left?  GR hats are not a cool look, but thanks for trying… nice blow hole.- nik

Yesterday someone was able to hack GretchenRossi.com and forward the domain to a post on TheDirty.com of Gretchen Rossi taking a dump. I just wanted to go on record and state that I had nothing to do with it. Currently her site is down.

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Another Exclusive Image: Gretchen Rossi And Her “Friend”

The Real Gretchen Rossi Before The Gold Digging

Random Email I Received: I know this site is supposed to be funny but in the last few days you have really gone overboard. Your site is supposed to be funny but what you are doing to Gretchan is just plain mean. Do you know she won a role model award in Orange County last year? What did you ever win besides World’s Biggest D*ckhead. I am 21 yearsa old with an 8 year old daughter(I know I was 13 when I had her, so what I love her) and I PRAY she grows up to be as good a person and role model as Gretchan. Leave her alone!

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