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InCase You Didn’t Know…

June 3, 2009 Chicago, Guppy, InCase You Didnt Know..., The Dirty 75

anal lips shim

Your lips look like a reverse bung hole after someone has pulled out multiple anal beads.  Let me guess you park in the Handicap section because you think it is VIP.

**Look at me when I am talking to you… young war lord!

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Photoshop Is For Liars

May 26, 2009 Guppy, Santa Monica 7


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, was browsing through Myspace today and instantly knew I’d found the next Dirty Celebrity. This noodle goes by the name MiSS CO-CO-NUT and she must be either have an I.Q. lower than her body temperature or she is simply insane to think that anyone would think these pictures were real. It’s the most ridiculous attempt I have ever seen by ANYONE to try to make themselves look hotter.

She could be Guppy’s sister if not for the smell.- nik

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Round 2 Match Up

March 19, 2009 DIRTY March Madness, Guppy, Leper, The Dirty 27


DIRTY March Madness Round Two Match Up- Top 32

  • LEPER (97%, 4,615 Votes)
  • The Guppy (3%, 161 Votes)

Total Voters: 4,775

Click Here To Get Caught Up On The DIRTY March Madness

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White Lips To The Max

March 19, 2009 Chicago, Guppy 20

Umm WTF?

Umm WTF?

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, What is wrong with her please explain!??!

I think she uses white out instead of lip gloss.- nik

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A Real Live Fish!

March 15, 2009 Dallas, Guppy, The Dirty 64

A real live fish!

THE DIRTY ARMY: Wow I came across this girl on myspace. She has hundreds and hundreds of pictures of her making the exact same face and for the most part, only showing one eye which seems to be freakishly big. I found a real life fish lips for you, Nik!!!!! You’re welcome.

That is Guppy… she just beat out Chernobyl in the DIRTY March Madness. (I know… not the real one, but close enough.)- nik

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Final Round 1 Match Ups For Today

March 11, 2009 Alien, Blonkey, Booty Chest, CG-Girl, Chernobyl, Dallas Blonde Mafia, DIRTY March Madness, Fish Lips, Greg Gladiator, Gretchen Rossi, Guppy, My Little Pony, Roller Girl, The Dirty, The Pelican, Wombat 25


DIRTY March Madness Round One Match Up

  • Houston’s My Little Pony (93%, 6,123 Votes)
  • Dallas Blonde Mafia Leader (7%, 440 Votes)

Total Voters: 6,559


DIRTY March Madness Round One Match Up

  • The Guppy (50%, 2,941 Votes)
  • CHERNOBYL (50%, 2,891 Votes)

Total Voters: 5,828

Tomorrows Match Ups: 

Blonkey vs. The Pelican

CG-Girl vs. Wombat

RollerGirl vs. Fish Lips

Alien vs. Gretchen Rossi

Greg Gladiator vs Booty Chest

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Round 1 DIRTY March Madness Match Up

March 10, 2009 Chernobyl, Dallas Blonde Mafia, DIRTY March Madness, Guppy, Hyena, Jelly, My Little Pony, Promo Hoe, Secretariat, Star F*cker, The Dirty, Thunder Gulch, Tranny Manny, Unicorn 8


Click Here To See DIRTY March Madness Brackets

DIRTY March Madness Round One Match Up

  • The Love of Rob Dyrdek’s Life- HYENA (52%, 3,198 Votes)
  • The Love of Ray J’s Life- Star F*cker (48%, 2,961 Votes)

Total Voters: 6,159

Tomorrows Round 1 Match Ups:

Secretariat vs Jelly
vs Promo Hoe
My Little Pony
vs DBM Leader
Thunder Gulch
vs Tranny Manny
vs The Guppy

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You Guys All Hate On Her

March 2, 2009 Chicago, Guppy 46

You guys all hate on her

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, i saw like alottttta pics on her of viktorija, you guys are all jealous, she’s gorgeoussssss X 100000 whatever you guys say about her can be referred back to you, so i’d suggest you guys shut the f*ckkkkkkk up

She needs to get rid of the Walmart Hair extensions.- nik

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