THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, was browsing through Myspace today and instantly knew I’d found the next Dirty Celebrity. This noodle goes by the name MiSS CO-CO-NUT and she must be either have an I.Q. lower than her body temperature or she is simply insane to think that anyone would think these pictures were real. It’s the most ridiculous attempt I have ever seen by ANYONE to try to make themselves look hotter.

She could be Guppy’s sister if not for the smell.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, What is wrong with her please explain!??!

I think she uses white out instead of lip gloss.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Wow I came across this girl on myspace. She has hundreds and hundreds of pictures of her making the exact same face and for the most part, only showing one eye which seems to be freakishly big. I found a real life fish lips for you, Nik!!!!! You’re welcome.

That is Guppy… she just beat out Chernobyl in the DIRTY March Madness. (I know… not the real one, but close enough.)- nik