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What Happened To Houston Rockets

October 15, 2014 Hollywood, Houston Rockets, The Dirty 10


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so I visit the site daily and felt lately like something, or someone, was missing. I realized that Houston Rocket hasn’t been posted in ages and then thought….wait a second, I haven’t seen her on Instagram lately either. I checked Instagram and she deleted her account, deleted her Twitter account too…it’s like she just fell off the face of the Earth. Maybe this is one of those “I’m focusing on my kid and deleting all social media” phases. Good for her. That baby needs a mom that isnt uploading half naked pics as a hobby.

Yup, she got White Buffalo syndrome.- nik

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Houston Rockets Had A Baby With The Wrong Douche

June 16, 2014 Hollywood, Houston Rockets, The Dirty 147



THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I feel so bad for Houston Rockets… shorty after she got prego, her dude left her and hasn’t talked to her since.  Now HR is left raising a baby girl all by herself and as you can see, the douchebag has another daughter and she doesn’t even know she has a sister.  Hot as she is, she should have no problem finding a step daddy right?

Scooby will be the step dad. Let me check his schedule… I’m sure he has availability.- nik

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The 2014 Dirty Celeb Prego Report

April 27, 2014 HDBB, Houston Rockets, Night Rider, The Dirty 40


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, in the past 3 months we have had 3 famous Dirty Celebs have babies.  All are beautiful girls and you can just see it in the way their skin glows.  Night Rider was a surrogate for a family, Houston Rockets made a wise decision to never let her childs father in its life because she is mentally abusive and has no heart and the the beautiful Honey Double Boo Boo had a child with her husband.

I think the winner is Night Rider (left).- nik

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Breaking Dirty Celebrity News: Houston Rockets Is Pregnant

November 19, 2013 Hollywood, Houston, Houston Rockets, The Dirty 92

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, bad news, Houston Rockets is pregnant and studying to be a realtor. Does that mean no more rapping and modeling? She also appears to be single.  Here is my question, did her ex-bf knock her up or some sleazy music producer?

Looks like her dreams are over. I called this one… back to Houston we go.- nik

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Houston Rockets Raps

August 7, 2013 Hollywood, Houston, Houston Rockets 14

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, when Houston Rockets started rapping I was hating on her because I thought she sucked balls.  But damn I gotta give the girl some credit.  She is starting to kill it and she is getting better at her craft.  Move over Nicki Minaj, there is a new star in town.

I still don’t hear heart in HR’s music.- nik

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Houston Rockets Is Looking Ratchet

June 3, 2013 Hollywood, Houston Rockets, The Dirty 68

THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, here is Houston Rockets full new track.  I didn’t know that the girl had such a dirty mind.  She really needs to stop trying to act black, because it is not a good look for her.  She is becoming more and more ratchet.  I want you to listen to these lyrics and let me know what you think.

This song sucks. Houston Rockets is going in the wrong direction as “Widow White”. I decided.- nik

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Houston Rockets Is The Next Nicki Minaj

May 27, 2013 Hollywood, Houston Rockets, The Dirty 87

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Houston Rockets is coming out with a new rap song. She posted this teaser on Twitter.  It is so funny because everyone made fun of her for trying to rap… now she sounds like a bad b*tch and I have no doubt she is the next Nicki Minaj.  IDK, but HR has that Swag and you know she is going to blow up.  Wanted to get your opinion on her and can we get her on NR Radio please?

Why is she trying to become White Trash? #Backwards.- nik

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Houston Rocket’s Is The Next Nicki Minaj

April 10, 2013 Hollywood, Houston, Houston Rockets 17

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, a lot of people out here in Hollywood are saying HR doesn’t have what it takes to make it in the hip hop world… but they are all haters and have no idea what talent is.  I’m telling you guys, HR is the next Nicki Minaj.  She has so much talent and her flow and style is so unique.  Haters keep hatin’, while she runnin’ to the bank.  Do your thing boo boo.

Houston Rockets will always be admired for her +2′s and nothing else. I decided.- nik

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