March Madness Round 1

March 22, 2011 Back-Up Dancer, Brock's Chick, Chesticles, Houston Rockets, Jaden Solo, March Madness 2011, Prodigy, Pygmy, Sunshine, The Dirty 20 5,471 Views

Winner: Brock’s Chick

Winner: Prodigy

Winner: Chesticles

Winner: Houston Rockets



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I Was A Fan Of Houston Rockets

March 10, 2011 Houston, Houston Rockets, The Dirty 54 9,826 Views

sydney barlette is a joke

sydney barlette is a joke

sydney barlette is a joke

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I found these horrible modeling pics of Houston Rockets.  You know I wish you had seen these pictures before you made her a dirty celeb.

This is what happens when you meet a guy at the bar who tells you he is a professional photographer. “Hey, I need you to pull your pants down just a little bit more.”- nik

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How Did Houston Rockets Look In Person

February 28, 2011 Houston, Houston Rockets, The Dirty 28 5,860 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, with you being in Austin and Houston this past weekend, I’m sure you got to hang out with Houston Rockets.  You know how some people look totally different in person?  Well I wanted to ask you how did HR look?  I’m super attracted to her and I think she is hotter than Udders and White Buffalo easily.  Was she amazing in person Nik?

She was super cool… her friends not so much. HR looked exactly how she pictures. I think she is going to go far in the Dirty Celeb March Madness tourney.- nik



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Getting To Know Houston Rockets

February 23, 2011 Houston, Houston Rockets, The Dirty 70 9,889 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Houston Rocket’s is starting to drop more videos on youtube and I went from hating her and thinking she is some idiot, to actually thinking she is a pretty cool girl.  Is she coming to your bday party here in H town?

I hope she comes because I want to talk to her about how we can fix her nose. It is holding me back from a true friendship.- nik



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Houston Rockets Explains What She Has Had Done

February 22, 2011 Houston, Houston Rockets, The Dirty 105 7,828 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, here is HR explaining to us which surgery she has had after the post you put up of her yesterday.  I love the fact she is honest with us and is not beating around the bush.  Nik, do you like her reason for getting the surgery she did?

I think Houston Rockets is a a great role model in our society.- nik

ALSO SEE: Houston Rockets Before Her “Rockets”



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Houston Rockets Before Her “Rockets”

February 21, 2011 Dirty Army Strong, Houston, Houston Rockets, The Dirty 27 9,188 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, who’s H-town’s finest now? I dug deep and found some old school pictures of our girl Sydney “Barlette” (Bosworth). THIS is what she used to look like before all the plastic surgery. Her parents cut her off after she failed out of Baylor. She always thought she was “model” material. I have to admit, she takes great glamor shots (for a Sears catalogue). So, what do you think Nik? Still DC material?

Thank god for Plastic Surgery and thank god she decided to choose a path of sin and seduction. Rockets, I will see you at my birthday party this weekend.- nik



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How Far Do You Think Houston Rockets Will Make It In The Tourney

February 17, 2011 Houston, Houston Rockets, The Dirty 32 7,521 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, on Tuesday it was Houston Rockets birthday and she put out a little youtube video.  First time I have heard her speak and god damn I think im 6.4326 more attracted to her now.  As one of the hottest DC how far do you think she will make it next month in the Tourney?

I think she could make it to the Elite 8.- nik



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Houston Rockets Is My Favorite

February 15, 2011 Austin, Houston, Houston Rockets, The Dirty 52 9,449 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, you always manage to find the hottest girls on earth to be DCs.  The last 3 have been phenomenal  White Buffalo, followed by the sexy Udders, and now you got Houston Rockets which without a doubt is my favorite.  She is truly stunning and almost perfect to me, I would marry her in a heart beat.  Where do you rank her amongst all the female Dirty Celebs?

I think it is her birthday today… not sure? Well, happy birthday Houston Rockets.- nik



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