Winner: Brock’s Chick

Winner: Prodigy

Winner: Chesticles

Winner: Houston Rockets

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I found these horrible modeling pics of Houston Rockets.  You know I wish you had seen these pictures before you made her a dirty celeb.

This is what happens when you meet a guy at the bar who tells you he is a professional photographer. “Hey, I need you to pull your pants down just a little bit more.”- nik

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, with you being in Austin and Houston this past weekend, I’m sure you got to hang out with Houston Rockets.  You know how some people look totally different in person?  Well I wanted to ask you how did HR look?  I’m super attracted to her and I think she is hotter than Udders and White Buffalo easily.  Was she amazing in person Nik?

She was super cool… her friends not so much. HR looked exactly how she pictures. I think she is going to go far in the Dirty Celeb March Madness tourney.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Houston Rocket’s is starting to drop more videos on youtube and I went from hating her and thinking she is some idiot, to actually thinking she is a pretty cool girl.  Is she coming to your bday party here in H town?

I hope she comes because I want to talk to her about how we can fix her nose. It is holding me back from a true friendship.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, here is HR explaining to us which surgery she has had after the post you put up of her yesterday.  I love the fact she is honest with us and is not beating around the bush.  Nik, do you like her reason for getting the surgery she did?

I think Houston Rockets is a a great role model in our society.- nik

ALSO SEE: Houston Rockets Before Her “Rockets”

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, who’s H-town’s finest now? I dug deep and found some old school pictures of our girl Sydney “Barlette” (Bosworth). THIS is what she used to look like before all the plastic surgery. Her parents cut her off after she failed out of Baylor. She always thought she was “model” material. I have to admit, she takes great glamor shots (for a Sears catalogue). So, what do you think Nik? Still DC material?

Thank god for Plastic Surgery and thank god she decided to choose a path of sin and seduction. Rockets, I will see you at my birthday party this weekend.- nik