THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, on Tuesday it was Houston Rockets birthday and she put out a little youtube video.  First time I have heard her speak and god damn I think im 6.4326 more attracted to her now.  As one of the hottest DC how far do you think she will make it next month in the Tourney?

I think she could make it to the Elite 8.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, you always manage to find the hottest girls on earth to be DCs.  The last 3 have been phenomenal  White Buffalo, followed by the sexy Udders, and now you got Houston Rockets which without a doubt is my favorite.  She is truly stunning and almost perfect to me, I would marry her in a heart beat.  Where do you rank her amongst all the female Dirty Celebs?

I think it is her birthday today… not sure? Well, happy birthday Houston Rockets.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Sydney Barlette is without a doubt one of the hottest if not the hottest girls in Houston.  I wanted to send you some regular non photoshopped pictures to show you that this girl doesn’t need any photoshop to be as hot as she is.  Did you figure out a Dirty Celeb name for her, and what you think about these everyday pictures (I added one modeling one of course).

Thank the lord for blessing us with this new Dirty Celeb who will be named Houston Rockets from this day forth.- nik

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