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Human Cheeto

June 28, 2009 Human Cheeto, Newport, The Dirty 11

the cheesiest

the cheesiest

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, the Human Cheeto is looking pretty sexy these days, right?

Looks like someone needs a lift.- nik

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The Human Cheeto

April 8, 2009 Drake, Human Cheeto, The Dirty 43


THE DIRTY ARMY: So Human Cheeto Lives in Boise, Idaho. She works at hooters. Her tan is as fake as her hair. Her name is Jacquelyn. She moves through guys as fast as she does tanning lotion. I personally think she is just looking for her babies daddy. Yes, this orange-tastic thing reproduced. i wonder if her baby will have a spray tan for her first day of school?

Human Cheeto please read the comments… people are saying you are Orange for a reason.  It is time for change.- nik

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Malibu Black Mystic

March 27, 2009 Houston, Human Cheeto 13


Malibu Black Mystic

Malibu Black Mystic

THE DIRTY ARMY: These girls are the face of Malibu tan! This makes me never want to step into a tanning salon again! What level do you call this? 

This girl must tan with Dirty Celeb Human Cheeto. Next time, don’t set it to broil.- nik

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Sorry, But I Am Going To Have To Name This One

March 23, 2009 Human Cheeto, Newport, The Dirty 89

Human Cheeto

Human Cheeto

THE DIRTY ARMY: So this is Jacquline. She thinks orange is a good color for her skin, guess no one has the heart to tell her she looks like an oompa loompa. White hair, orange skin and a gap doesnt sound like a good time to me.

I will name her “Human Cheeto”.  DA send me more pictures of Human Cheeto. Thank you.- nik

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