THE DIRTY ARMY: So Human Cheeto Lives in Boise, Idaho. She works at hooters. Her tan is as fake as her hair. Her name is Jacquelyn. She moves through guys as fast as she does tanning lotion. I personally think she is just looking for her babies daddy. Yes, this orange-tastic thing reproduced. i wonder if her baby will have a spray tan for her first day of school?

Human Cheeto please read the comments… people are saying you are Orange for a reason.  It is time for change.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: So this is Jacquline. She thinks orange is a good color for her skin, guess no one has the heart to tell her she looks like an oompa loompa. White hair, orange skin and a gap doesnt sound like a good time to me.

I will name her “Human Cheeto”.  DA send me more pictures of Human Cheeto. Thank you.- nik