THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, the internet is buzzing that NFL star Kerry Rhodes is gay. TMZ says he is not gay, but Media Take Out is implying that he is gay. Well since everyone in Scottsdale knows that Kerry Rhodes is in a serious relationship with Jill Turpin (formerly Jaden Solo of TheDirty staff) for about 4 months I would say. This proves that he is not gay. Nik, Kerry Rhodes girlfriend was your assistant at one point. Can you please confirm this information for the world. I hate when people try to dog my Arizona Cardinals.

Yeah, I can confirm that Kerry Rhodes is Jill Turpin’s boyfriend. But everyone in Scottsdale also knows that Kerry Rhodes is bisexual.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, do you remember the good old days?  You were young, SINGLE and had 2 young sexy assistants that worshipped you. What the hell happened to that Nik Richie? Now you are married and have douche bags working for you. Nik, do you ever sit back and take a moment to think about how far this site has gone and all the places and people you have met because of it?

No, I don’t have time for that. I haven’t even scratched the surface with this site. I am truly focused on business and creating my own world.- nik

**Please do me a favor and email everyone you know and tell them to check out TheDirty.com. We need to grow the DIRTY ARMY! Hopefully, I can repay you one day with a free drink at Nik’s Hideout.

Winner: Brock’s Chick

Winner: Prodigy

Winner: Chesticles

Winner: Houston Rockets

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so at first when I looked at your bracket and seeing Brock’s Chick getting defeated by Jaden Solo I thought you were crazy.  So I called my boy in Scottsdale and he said for sure Jaden would beat BC and definitely make final four since she is looking so damn good these days.  He sent me this picture and my jaw dropped to the ground.  The Jaden Solo I remember was not attractive at all, I’d divorce my wife for her Nik, and I’m Mormon.  Now I see what you are talking about, and I totally agree.

She asked me to help her with her looks over the years. I tried my best with what I had to work with. I am hoping she can pull off the upset.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, you gotta forgive me Nik. I just got back from an eight month deployment so I wasn’t able to keep up. But before I left I knew you had two assistants (Jaden and Kaden) working for you. I come back and haven’t found anything about them lately. So what happened? Did you fire them, did they quit or what? Help me out man! Are they even friends still or did the Scottsdale night life ruin that.

I fired everyone and started over because their heads got too big.  These two would go out underage in Scottsdale and thought they were gods.  I still make Jaden do my dirty work and Kaden is in San Diego now trying to grow up.- nik

Merlin, what is with the Paco Stache and my skin is not that dark?