So I decided that I am only going to go live from TheDIRTY Pentagon at 1pm M-F (Arizona Time/ 12pm Pacific) because I actually have a ton of work that needs to get done.  Girls DO WORK!

**So file away a mental note for lunch time Pacific, tea time East Coast. 

DIRTY ARMY, I need help naming my girls. I figured it was no fun to keep their real names because that is not in the spirit of TheDirty.com. Let’s come up with something clever. I want separate names for them like Hewy and Dewy or something along those lines and be specific on who is who because I have to call them your magical name while they work for me in the office.