Like I said on my Instagram in comments: “Thank you for 3 years of blood, sweat and tears. Hopefully I taught you well and you will become the man the world will fear out of excellence.”

RIP Junior Varsity… back to real life as Anthony.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this Dirty b*tch is Dayne Baknes, the fakest, most gold digging chick inVanDirty. Fake boobs, fake face, Hell, It all matches her fake personality. This chick sleeps with as many guys as she can and her boyfriend is always oblivious to it. Shes 22 or 23, I really can’t remember. They hate her when she goes out at bars, her fake t*ts always popping out of her little dresses.  Not that anyone else minds. Why doesn’t she just do porn?

My employee JV said he would leave his girlfriend for Dayne Baknes. “I would marry that” JV said.- nik

JUNIOR VARSITY:  Nik, everyone keeps asking what the 5 top girls to follow on Instagram are from last weeks Nik Richie Radio show, so here it goes for everyone.  Working on this weeks top 5 as we speak.  Thinking about doing a Top 5 under 1000 followers edition.  What do you think?

Keep it organic JV. Everyone should follow my favorite brunette @GabriellaKatia. She is way better than any of this JV trash.- nik

ALSO SEE: Nik Richie Radio – Episode 43 “Death”

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JUNIOR VARSITY: Nik, I was outraged when TMZ reported that Lindsay Lohan got approved to work in Canada.  The dumbest country in the world CANADA still will not allow you to come into their country for your DUI, but this Pepsi fiening alcoholic with numerous arrest and jail stints was allowed right in.  I’m still in shock from my visit to the Canadian Consulate in LA and what they told me was the best way to get you back into Canada word for word was “Its very easy eh, all you have to do is get a celebrity like “Brad Pitt” and “Angeline Jolie”  eh to write us a letter saying you are a good person and we would allow you back into our country in eh.”  When they told me that would get you back into Canada faster than a lawyer can, I was f*cking shocked and thought everyone at the consulate was f*cking with me.  Something is wrong with that country and the people… this is bullsh*t and not fair. Gayden, I’m not talking to all Canadians besides you.   Click her to read the article on TMZ.

Lindsay email me your immigration lawyers contact.- nik

JUNIOR VARSITY: Nik, my phone has been going off all morning about how TMZ used me as a reference to describe Mitt Romney’s butchering of “America the Beautiful”.

It looks like plagiarism to me.- nik

Thank you to LIV Nightclub in Miami for showing Scooby the highest level in life. This was a Junior Varsity (JV) Bay Joint… to be continued like a Gentleman. #ShowFace