JUNIOR VARSITY: Nik, once again you have proved me wrong.  I didn’t believe in Cellean so I took that bottle you gave me and here is the results after 27 days, I haven’t even worked out… getting back in the gym this week, the Cellean got me motivated, so lets see how exercising and Cellean work together.  Here are the pics since the comments are off.

JV, I told you.  But I don’t understand why you cropped your head out of the pictures, it makes me feel like you are sexting naked pictures to random girls.- nik

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I live in Hollywood and this morning I on FB and almost spit my coffee on my screen when I read this update by JV that had me cracking up.  I mean he has a great point, I’ve met so many hot girls here and just seen them do the same cycle over and over and its f*cking hilarious.  Do you agree with these steps to success in Hollywood.

Hopefully the sex will be worth the war stories when they get back home. You can only catch it once, might as well catch it in Hollywood.- nik

JUNIOR VARSITY:  Nik, I’m never drinking Patron again in my life.  That is my only and final statement.

Don’t deny True Love JV. She is the one.- nik

**Scooby, great Sniper shots of a lonely and desperate Junior Varsity at LAX.

JUNIOR VARSITY: Nik, so this beat ass chick keeps writing me on facebook about something Hunter Moore put up of her… Like I work for IsAnyoneUp and have any power to remove posts on other peoples blogs. Check out what she just sent me, I’m baked and can’t stop laughing at her and that clown make up. My favorite part is that she says she “NEVER would I have given u the time of day if this didnt happen”… like I would ever be caught with a 40 something year old cougar.. LMFAO.

Am I supposed to know this chick?- nik

JUNIOR VARSITY: Nik, so I get woken up at 6am this morning and my phone is going off.  I see it’s Scooby calling me, so I pick it up and he is nearly crying on the phone and can’t get a word out… I thought he got a DUI and was in jail or something, after a few minutes of hyperventilating he finally pieced the sentence together and let me know Carson Palmer is now a Raider.  Scooby said that is the missing link to winning the superbowl this year, what do you think boss?

He did the same thing to me this morning. I wanted to kill him. I’m trying to get as much sleep as possible before B-Day (Baby D-Day). Anyway, to all Raider fans- Al Davis is turning over in his Grave right now. Carson Palmer is washed up and has no idea how to play Raider football. Don’t be the idiot in your fantasy football league who wastes their waiver priority on this OC special.- nik

JUNIOR VARSITY: Nik, here are the damn pictures with my face in them… I can’t wait to see the progress that develops in the next few weeks on Cellean.  Please keep the comments off and not going to lie, I’m a little embarrassed taking pictures in of myself in front of the mirror… when is Scooby starting this?

The Scooby 30 Day Challenge starts Nov.1st. Scooby don’t back out. I don’t want to have 300 pound friends… there is a buff Brody Jenner underneath all that. You said if JV gets results you would be game!- nik

**Nice starfish JV.

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