THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, huge fan of the site and your whole staff besides JV.  I follow you guys on Twitter and Facebook and this weekend JV’s facebook cracked me up because I know there is no way this kid is getting laid.  I don’t care if its Newport or Las Vegas I don’t think just because he works for TheDirty he can get laid and especially since he is always saying he has 6 bucks to his name on your radio show. You were there Nik, can you please verify?

Yes, JV got laid in Vegas. She had +2′s and on my scale was a 4.998291. As long as my staff is honest with themselves and don’t pretend to be something they are not, I am ok with this.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, huge DA fan and I have been watching your radio show non stop… and let me tell you… you are murdering it.  Hobie was probably the best guess you have had and well deserved second half hour with him… the dude was down to talk about anything, def entertaining… and then you bring in the closer aka Keisha Kimball, not only was she super smoking sexy but that voice just made my pants really happy… I do hope drunk Scooby asked her out after the show, because it definitely did look like she was eying him.

Scooby froze up afterwords and refused to give Keisha his number. BUST! I can’t wait to do a follow-up report in 6 months with her to see how her modeling career in LA is going. I have her first class ticket to Miami waiting.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, huge DA Strong and I’ve been watching your radio show weekly… Let me say at the beginning  I thought you guys would suck balls at this but its actually ENTERTAINING.  Each show you have stepped it up, and the talent you have brought on is amazing.  Nik, keep up the work..

Thanks… still have no idea what I am doing.- nik

JUNIOR VARSITY: Nik, so I’ve been trying to move out to Newport but can’t find the right roommates.  Some of the people I have talked to that I know out there just keep BSin.  Is it wrong that I want to wake up next to the ocean?  Anyway can I move in with you and Shayne?

No, you cannot move into my summer rental. I am out here to stay away from you guys. Can someone who needs a roommate in Newport email [email protected] (preferably women of hotter caliber). FYI- my face is silver from the 4-year anniversary cake that was thrown in my face in Vegas, it is not my MAC forcefield.- nik

Four years ago I was partying my ass off.  Never did I think I’d be getting paid for it one day. Are you girls coming?

JUNIOR VARSITY: Nik, so yesterday on the way home, Gayden and I got stuck on Routh 93, 25 miles north of Wickenburg for about 5 hours.  The sh*tty part was that we were only 70 miles away from Phoenix and our only alternative route would have been to drive about 300 miles total since we would have to back track.  Accident was pretty bad as you can see, bike, RV, and numerous cars were involved, but having to wait 5 hours for clean up and stuff was just bullsh*t.  On the way to take this picture, I did run into some hot chick from Mesa that was DA but I total forgot her name, think is was Cherise or something of that kind, but besides there sitting there was the worst thing I’ve ever had to do, it should never take 10 hours to from Vegas to Phoenix.  Not sure how everyone is doing since I heard nothing on the news about it.

Next time fly cheapos.- nik