THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I’m one of JV’s buddies and I wanna put him on blast. He is always talking about these crazy parties you guys are having, he makes frequent updates on how many bottles he’s popped or snapping pics of a bunch of broads and posting it. My problem is I have yet to be invited on one of these trips. I know you can’t bring out a bunch of dudes out with you but I figured he could squeeze us in every once in a while. If not stop rubbing it in our face bra!! We get it, you have the best job ever, you dont need to post “another great start to the greatest job on earth” every single day to remind us.
Why would I want to invite his guy friends? That doesn’t sound fun to me. I get paid to drink, converse with average looking women and take pictures like a zoo animal (white tiger exhibit as I call it). The last thing I need is another Junior Varsity level guy in my ear telling me how great I am and asking for my cell phone number.- nik
**Attention: above average ladies, the White Tiger Exhibit is this Friday at PURE main stage (Las Vegas). Bottles on me because it is a celebration of the good life.