Junior Varsity | Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities - Part 4

Nik Richie’s 2011 March Madness Bracket

March 7, 2011 Junior Varsity, The Dirty 7

Everyone in the office has turned their brackets in, and Nik is allowing me to post his for everyone to see.  I still can’t believe at what I’m reading.  Kaden Solo, Brock’s Chick, Brock’s Ex-BFF, and Elvira all losing in the first round?  That is insanity, there is no way Brock’s Chick is losing to Jaden Solo, that is mathematically impossible.  Nik Chick’s making it all the way to the top 4?  Get over it, she’s not even going to be able to get past a cougar in the first round.  I do like the Final Four match-up between Chin-Chilla and Silver Dollar.  There is nothing like 2 hot girlfriends going at it to get into the championship.  I got Udders and Houston Rockets going to the show, and believe it or not Hack has Tranny Manny, and Back-Up Dancer both in the Final Four.  Good Luck to everyone.- JV

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Nice Matching Outfit Douchebag

February 16, 2011 Junior Varsity, Las Vegas, The Dirty 26

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I was waiting in line to get into Marquee and your crew rolled past.  The funny part is we were making fun of this douchebag that was on some VH1 reality show and soon as we started laughing JV rolled by.  I had no choice but to snap this picture of him, he did say “I know this will end up on TheDirty, but make sure you say my fit was better.” lol ill give him that, JV did have the all red Nike SB on. And you guys were a complete sh*t show fyi.

Junior Varsity, I expect your shirt tucked in next time. Just because I am not around doesn’t mean you have to look like a bum. At 2:00 AM in Vegas on a Sunday you must always be a Gentleman.- nik

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Oh We Fighting In Las Vegas

February 3, 2011 Gayden Solo, Junior Varsity, Las Vegas, Scottsdale, The Dirty, Westside-AZ 19

Gayden Solo: So Nik I just checked my emails and noticed that LC (Lauren Conrad) will be at your birthday party at Pure.  I know you and Scoob are getting upset that me and JV are filling your inbox with our talk back and forth about it so I will formulate our fight into a post.  JV said this and I quote “what do you guys think my chances are of getting her to fall in love with me are?”, so of course my response was, “what do you think my chances are of getting her to fall in love with me are ;)”…I know that winks a little gay for a thread between you, scoob, JV and myself but thats why I’m Gayden.  Anyway, JV and I have our challenge for the trip so I’d like to get your thoughts on it since u and Scooby started to ignore our emails about it. I’d also like to add that I had a dream last night that I got in a fight with a couple bodygaurds…nothing to out of the ordinary for me, but, I hope this is not the outcome of my first dirty trip of 2011 (and possibly last if it does).

Guys I think Lauren and I share the same birthday, I am hosting the night before Feb. 11 at PURE and LC is the next day Feb. 12. As far as your shots of winning her love… it is ZERO. She is engaged to a guy name Kyle on the down low. Sorry to ruin your hopes and dreams, now please take me off the spam emails and get back to work.- nik

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Oh My God, What Happened To Forhidden

January 31, 2011 Forhidden, Junior Varsity, Newport, The Dirty 28

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, first off you killed it at 8eighty8 it was pleasure partying with you and TheDirty staff.  I noticed JV was hanging out with this big chested blonde that reminded me of Brigitte Nielsen, anyway this morning I was on FB and saw that JV had posted a picture of her and came to find out that the girl in the picture is none other than Forbidden aka Forhidden as we call her on TheDirty.  I thought with MySpace ending she would be out of the picture as well, looks like she is trying to become relevant again by hanging out with you guys.  Nik, please tell me JV didn’t get his Flavor Flave on with her that night?  And who is the creep in the background?

I think it is sad that MySpace is emailing everyone asking (begging) them to comeback… the creep in the background is my buddy Gorgeous.- nik

ALSO SEE: **Update** What Happens In Vegas Should Always Go On TheDirty.com

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Nik, Don’t Bee Scared

January 11, 2011 Junior Varsity, The Dirty, Westside-AZ 49

JUNIOR VARSITY: Nik, don’t worry about all the threats from Fuze aka Bubble Bee aka Grandma’s Boy.  The Seafoam Green and Lavender Gang has your back, as you can see we originate from the south-west by our bandanna pattern.

JV, did you borrow your Mom’s scarf?- nik

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Junior Varsity’s First Time In Miami

January 5, 2011 Junior Varsity, Miami, The Dirty, Westside-AZ 6

JUNIOR VARSITY: Nik, I just wanted to thank you for the best weekend of my life.  Miami is one of a kind and what I got to experience was a trip of a life time.  Got to meet some really good people and my long lost cousin Deyan from Bulgaria on top of everything.  Getting to touch Nicki Minaj butt was more than I ever thought was possible in this young life of mine.  I’m truly blessed and after my bottle poppin Saturday night accident I hope the Opium Group allow me back into the city.  Scooby and I murdered that town for being rookies and  after my Saturday night experience I’m done drinking champagne.  So thanks again Boss, and thanks to the Opium Group for the amazing weekend.

JV, they said you have a lifetime ban. This post will not help you bro. You ordered 8 bottles in 2 hours after I left SET and you blacked out in the club. You really need to re-evalute your life. Everything you do is so junior varsity level.- nik

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What Is Up With All These Stupid Ugly Sweaters

December 13, 2010 Junior Varsity, The Dirty, Westside-AZ 23

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I’m die hard Dirty Army and was out and about on Friday in Scottsdale and everyone was wearing these stupid ugly sweaters and I can’t help to think how retarded it is.  So on Saturday I went out on the Westside and came across the same situation, a bunch of people dressed up in stupid ugly sweaters.  I thought I recognized one of the douche bags but couldn’t remember from where and then all the sudden it hit me… JV is one of the idiots with the sweaters on, I had to get real DA on him and snap this pic of him and his friend.  Nik, please tell me you agree that these ugly sweater parties or pub crawls or whatever are stupid.

Ladies if this guy in the gay sweater and white sox hat interests you. He will be at McFadden’s this Friday on the Westside at Westgate. I will be there too trying to help him lose his virginity. Also, if you need +2′s make sure you bring Toys for Tatas. The girl with the most toys has the best chance of winning free boobs and a 30 second make out session with JV (ok, JV part is optional).- nik

**Dude stop being so Junior Varsity level out on the AZ streets.

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JV Calls Out Reggie Bush On Twitter

November 27, 2010 Dirty Athletes, Junior Varsity, New Orleans, The Dirty 14

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I follow JV on twitter and I couldn’t help but laugh when he called out Reggie Bush about dropping that potential touchdown that allowed the Cowboys to get right back in the game.  I was at the game and had to take this picture and send it to you guys.  Nik, what you think about Reggie Bush’s Performance?

I loved his performance. He got -.3 points in Fantasy Football. What a bust.- nik

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