Junior Varsity | Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities - Part 6

Junior Varsity Has Been With TheDirty.com For 1 Year Today

July 21, 2010 Junior Varsity, The Dirty, Westside-AZ 76

Junior Varsity: Nik, today marks my 1 year of working for the greatest website on earth, TheDirty.com.  I wanted to thank you for the opportunity you gave me by giving me this job, and I hope I am working up to my high expectations you have of your employees.  Without you I would have never been able to experience the things I have in the past year, partying in Miami, Dallas, Vegas, New York and countless other cities.  And I can say you have made my life better and for that I thank you.  Thanks for rehiring me after the numerous times Jewbacca AKA Ari Golden has fired me due his God Complex.  And without you I would have never met the love of my life Courtney and for that Im most thankful to you Nik.  I got your back and let me know what is needed of me to take TheDirty to the next level.  -JV

Stop sucking my Greg and get back to work.- nik

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Reporting Live From South Africa At The 2010 FIFA World Cup

June 17, 2010 Dirty Athletes, Junior Varsity, The Dirty 31

Junior Varsity: Nik, JV here reporting live from South Africa, not really.  Actually you have blessed us with a 52inch flat screen TV in our office so everyday Gayden and I are able to watch the 2010 FIFA World Cup.  And let me tell you its been a good one.  First off the heavy favorite Spain lost to Switzerland this morning and they might not make it to the knock out round, USA had a lucky goal against England to get a draw and USA has no chance against the strikers from Slovenia so USA will lose.  Uruguay and North Korea have definetly been over looked and are going to make it to the next round.  I picked Portugal to take it all, but after watching every match I think Argentina has the best chance to take it followed by your pick the Netherlands.  Thanks for the flat screen at work, and all the high def channels.

Yeah JV, I am not having a good feeling about USA… I’m guessing that they will tie Slovenia.  They lack a star player??  Landon’s forehead is not helping our chances (3 Vertex strong!).- nik

**Let’s be honest… USA looks like an AYSO all-star squad.

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JV At The Zoo

May 14, 2010 Junior Varsity, Scottsdale, The Dirty, Westside-AZ 9

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, can somebody please explain to me why JV is hating his life at the petting zoo while Nik, Ari, and Scooby were at Intervention (Hardrock). I blame the DK.  -Scoob Dizzle

Junior Varsity is not invited to the reindeer games… events are for Varsity players only.- nik

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Junior Varsity At TheDirty.com Wants A Name Change

February 2, 2010 Junior Varsity, Scottsdale, The Dirty, Westside-AZ 32

I really think that all the hearts you are putting on Purple Crayons today is going to your head.  You are not “The Setting”… I think “The Unemployment” is a cooler name.  DIRTY ARMY, thoughts?

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**Update** What Happens In Vegas Should Always Go On TheDirty.com

January 7, 2010 Junior Varsity, Las Vegas, The Dirty, Westside-AZ 44


So my buddy Andy came out to Vegas with me this weekend.  Check out this text he accidently sent to @DirtyJV instead of his chick. Being the great dirty staff member that Junior Varsity is, he immediately forwarded me the text and we now call him “Gorgeous”.  So if you see this guy on the streets don’t call him Andy anymore… call him “Gorgeous”.

Oh, Dear DreamKiller Stephanie… Gorgeous had a threesome that night, but don’t worry they looked like Prawns so I didn’t touch them. Love Nik.

**Update** From Dirty JV- So nik after months of pain, agony, and being on his best behavior.  I regret to inform you that Gorgeous and his DreamKiller have ended their relationship.

Good, I hated that DK… she was too fat for him anyway and terrible in bed according to the entire Westside and southern parts of Scottsdale. Gorgeous can pull way better tail than that trash with 3 cavities.- nik

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Inner Office Turmoil At TheDirty.com

December 29, 2009 Gayden Solo, Junior Varsity, Las Vegas, The Dirty, Westside-AZ 19



JV, don’t make me tell the world you are from the Westside (Glentucky, AZ) because I will.  Bailey can you make sure Gayden Solo and Junior Varsity’s room at Caesars Palace is a single bed.  Thank you.- nik

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JV You Are Welcome For My Kind Words

November 16, 2009 Junior Varsity, Sacramento, Scottsdale, The Dirty, Westside-AZ 38


This is a message to JV’s girlfriend Courtney:

Courtney, it is my understanding that it is your birthday this weekend and my employee and your “boyfriend” Junior Varsity will be attending.  It has come to my attention that your ex boyfriend Trader Joes (the guy who is a cashier at Trader Joes who JV stole you from) will also be attending the party and you have agreed to let him sleep on your couch for the weekend??!!  So you and my employee will be in the bedroom doing god knows what while your ex sleeps on the couch listening to your exploits in the bedroom??!!  You are setting my boy up for a McNair and I am not happy about it.  Tell your ex Trader Joes to get a hotel and stop creeping.

P.S. JV this chick is way out of your league.  I bring you to one event and you leave your baby momma for this DreamKiller.  Does she even know what you do here at TheDirty.com?  How many Gregs he looks at on a daily basis?  How you hit on the sandwich artist at Subway everyday?

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Dirty JV Would, Would You?

October 20, 2009 Junior Varsity, Newport, The Dirty 70


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I work for the dirty, and as an employee I myself am not a fan of noodles… but this noodle has the biggest fun bags and actually has an @ss for an asian, which I thought that was impossible… I WOULD with this girl just so I can say I did… Nik would you, just so you can say you did?

Answer:  Dude are you trying to get fired.  Bro, you work for TheDirty.com not the WWE.  Stop being Junior Varsity in life.  She is an amazon freak of cooked cat smell.

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