THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I’m die hard Dirty Army and was out and about on Friday in Scottsdale and everyone was wearing these stupid ugly sweaters and I can’t help to think how retarded it is. So on Saturday I went out on the Westside and came across the same situation, a bunch of people dressed up in stupid ugly sweaters. I thought I recognized one of the douche bags but couldn’t remember from where and then all the sudden it hit me… JV is one of the idiots with the sweaters on, I had to get real DA on him and snap this pic of him and his friend. Nik, please tell me you agree that these ugly sweater parties or pub crawls or whatever are stupid.
Ladies if this guy in the gay sweater and white sox hat interests you. He will be at McFadden’s this Friday on the Westside at Westgate. I will be there too trying to help him lose his virginity. Also, if you need +2′s make sure you bring Toys for Tatas. The girl with the most toys has the best chance of winning free boobs and a 30 second make out session with JV (ok, JV part is optional).- nik
**Dude stop being so Junior Varsity level out on the AZ streets.