THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey, Nik. I have had soooo many people tell me that JBob hit this. I’ve seen pics of JBob with tons of hot chicks, and I think he’d experiment cross-species. But I just don’t see this one happening. Say it isn’t so!
Yup, he ate grass in between that REFUND Gap.- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: This is the “biggest fitness star of 08″ Jaime Eas*n from Dallas, and looks like there are two prospects for Justin bobby would he?
ANSWER: Justin Bobby will sleep with anything after a couple wheat grass shots. The only thing cool in this picture is the Satellite Dish… eventhough I would pay to see those Sheep walk across her REFUND Gap.
THE DIRTY ARMY: I’ve been hearing this rumor stirring around for quite a while and I was hoping you could set the record straight, once and for all. I can tell you, if it’s true, it’s really going to have a major effect on JBob’s credibility and how his fans view him. If it’s not, this filthy, stoop-id, wh*re needs to be put on blast in a very public way! Word on the street is Justin Bobby may have fathered a love child and is not livin’ up to his responsibilities, if you know what I’m sayin’. The kid (in photo) doesn’t really look like JBob, if you ask me, but the thing that kinda makes me wonder if it is true is that somebody busted him pounding back the sauce like his old man. Please, Nik, say it isn’t so!
The kid is half black how could it possibly be Justin Bobby’s bastard child.- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Matthew is not new to the Scottsdale nightlife, but he is however new to the gay community! Saw his profile on a cheesy, free gay hookup site called “manhunt”. He has even sent me nude pics of him.. Another in the closet Scottsdale homo has gotten an out.
Hey Sheep how’s it going?- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Time and time again, I’ve seen you post perfect looking beautiful girls on this site, only to tear them down for some ridiculous imperfection. I’m sick of it and this time I’ve found one that you just can’t possibly find anything wrong with. She’s originally from Gloucestershire. I think she’s been up here before, but ‘others’ were just jealous of her beauty and sent in bad angles, to make themselves look better. She only agreed to the body painting show because she told me she needs the money for a charity to find the cure for all diseases and you know what, Nik, I believe her. They can say what they want about her, but in my heart, I know the truth. Oh, and she’s a nice girl, too, a real sweetheart. I’m telling you now, Justin Bobby is for the gays if he says no to this one!
Answer: J-Bob says he would do it but only if he was aloud to drop acid first so he could be entertained by the body painting.