Would He?

THE DIRTY ARMY: Does JBob like ‘em easy?
No, he likes a bit of a challenge, and he just told me that she has fat legs. “Lay off the grass!”- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Does JBob like ‘em easy?
No, he likes a bit of a challenge, and he just told me that she has fat legs. “Lay off the grass!”- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I saw this in a window in Old Town. Is that Justin Bobby’s cousin?
No, too fat to be Justin Bobby’s cousin. Maybe Jon Gluck’s.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: What do you think Jbob would have to say about this couch!!
This is a travesty, I cannot even look at this. Jbob caught a glimpse of it, and is currently crying in the corner.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik Richie for President! Was thinking about coming to your bday party at Lure. Wil J Bob be attending?? If he is im coming. Timberfake was talking trash about J Bob!
Timberfake wishes he could pull as much wool as J Bob.- nik


THE DIRTY ARMY: Does JBOB have a secret love child with 2009 SI Swimsuit model Lucia Dvorska??? and if JBOB did would U?
Answer: It looks like Justin Bobby has already. JBob will obviously sleep with anything (like this euro trash).
[Images: SI.com]