THE DIRTY ARMY: This big fat sl*t went to my high school in anchorage and was not only a huge wh*re, but a mean backstabbing b*tch too. Now she strips at The Great Alaska Bush Company and does donkey shows and I think her and JBOB should hook up since Beastiality is legal in alaska.

Can you blame her? She lives in Alaska. There is nothing else to do there.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so heres the proof… JBOB has been spotted in Playbaby Central STL. I heard he ate a couple pair of panties from the girls of the GND contest….What a Sheeeeeeep!

He pulls wool.- nik

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik since all these sheep are blowing would J-bob do it to?

No, Justin Bobby is not for the Gays.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey, Nik. I have had soooo many people tell me that JBob hit this. I’ve seen pics of JBob with tons of hot chicks, and I think he’d experiment cross-species. But I just don’t see this one happening. Say it isn’t so!

Yup, he ate grass in between that REFUND Gap.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: This is the “biggest fitness star of 08″ Jaime Eas*n from Dallas, and looks like there are two prospects for Justin bobby would he?

ANSWER: Justin Bobby will sleep with anything after a couple wheat grass shots.  The only thing cool in this picture is the Satellite Dish… eventhough I would pay to see those Sheep walk across her REFUND Gap.