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Kaden Solo Is Not Young Anymore

September 4, 2012 Kaden Solo, Las Vegas, San Diego, The Dirty 8

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, not sure if you remember you old assistant Kaden Solo. She is 22 years old now. Here she is in Vegas over LDW with a bunch of naked dudes. Her body looks the same to me and I just wanted to get your thoughts… whatever happened to Jaden Solo? She was the hot one.

The guy on the left needs to push in harder on the stomach. Kaden we really need to work on that stomach area… not sure what’s going on, but it doesn’t look healthy.- nik

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Nik, Remember The Good Old Days

April 14, 2011 Jaden Solo, Kaden Solo, Scottsdale, The Dirty 25

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, do you remember the good old days?  You were young, SINGLE and had 2 young sexy assistants that worshipped you. What the hell happened to that Nik Richie? Now you are married and have douche bags working for you. Nik, do you ever sit back and take a moment to think about how far this site has gone and all the places and people you have met because of it?

No, I don’t have time for that. I haven’t even scratched the surface with this site. I am truly focused on business and creating my own world.- nik

**Please do me a favor and email everyone you know and tell them to check out TheDirty.com. We need to grow the DIRTY ARMY! Hopefully, I can repay you one day with a free drink at Nik’s Hideout.

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Where Are They Now?- Solo Assistants

June 17, 2010 Jaden Solo, Kaden Solo, Scottsdale, The Dirty 44

Solo Assistants?

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, you gotta forgive me Nik. I just got back from an eight month deployment so I wasn’t able to keep up. But before I left I knew you had two assistants (Jaden and Kaden) working for you. I come back and haven’t found anything about them lately. So what happened? Did you fire them, did they quit or what? Help me out man! Are they even friends still or did the Scottsdale night life ruin that.

I fired everyone and started over because their heads got too big.  These two would go out underage in Scottsdale and thought they were gods.  I still make Jaden do my dirty work and Kaden is in San Diego now trying to grow up.- nik

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To My Boys!!!

November 4, 2009 Kaden Solo, Manhattan, The Dirty 67


Just wanted to say Go Yankees!  xxoo!- Kaden Solo

Good job Kaden… you probably just jinxed it. Thanks.- nik

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Kaden Has Some Competition

July 20, 2009 Arizona / UofA, ASU, Kaden Solo, Scottsdale, The Dirty 31

Kaden has some competition

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, so I must confess, I haven’t fallen this hard for someone since you hired “Kaden” to window-dress thedirty.com office. Jeanine Mason from SoYouThinkYouCanDance is amazing, she has the perfect body, a beautiful face and she is sexy as hell…oh, and she’s talented or something. So here’s the scenario, “Would You” in order to confirm your heterosexuality (which is in serious question btw)? Anything other than a “yes” will indicate that you prefer the company of your forgy staff members merlin, gayden and dusty. The choice is yours, I hope you’re not forgy.

Answer:  No, her arms are fat, rack is saggy (real) and her bottom lip sticks out worse than a retards tongue.

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Vegas Baby

July 15, 2009 Dirty Rides, Kaden Solo, Las Vegas 0


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this sums up Vegas perfectly…

Vegas makes people lazy, it’s like an adult daycare where everything is given to you.- nik

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Kaden Loves Smeagol

July 10, 2009 Kaden Solo, Scottsdale, Smeagol, The Dirty 142

Kaden loves smeagol

Kaden loves smeagol

THE DIRTY ARMY: Saw these pictures of your dirty assistant Kaden with the douche smeagol. Thought you said they couldn’t date.

One syllable, One word- SLOSH!- nik

**Sorry Smeagol, Kaden Solo is the new Phil Jackson… she runs Triangle offense which consists of 3 dudes in rotation and you are not Kobe… you are more like Farmar off the bench.  I decided. 

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Smart And Smarter

May 28, 2009 Jaden Solo, Kaden Solo, The Dirty 36


THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, I was cruising Ustream and noticed your girls wearing the same shirt today.  They must be as smart as they look.  P.S. Congrats for being the highest rated show on Ustream.

They must be Purple Crayon fans or something.- nik

**You can follow @KadenSolo on Twitter (put this here because she was crying that I like Jaden more)

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