Vegas Baby
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this sums up Vegas perfectly…
Vegas makes people lazy, it’s like an adult daycare where everything is given to you.- nik
- 50 tyson
- 8 Belles
- 8 Belles
- 800cc
- 9 And 2
- Access Douche
- Acorn
- Adobe
- AIM
- Alien
- Anteaters
- AR Mystery
- Aubrey (H)O'Day
- Back-Up Dancer
- Billy the Corky
- Black Barbie Shim
- Blonde Snookie
- Blonkey
- BMD
- Bomba
- BoobSquatch
- Booty Chest
- Boston Globes
- Brock's Chick
- Brock's Chick's Ex BFF
- Brody Chinner
- Burnt Bacon
- Canary
- Carlsbad
- Carmex
- Carrollton
- Casper
- CG-Girl
- Chernobyl
- Chesticles
- Chewbacca
- Chicago Lizard
- Chin-Chilla
- Cigar
- Cinnamon Twist
- Circus Coon
- Clown Under
- Cock Star
- Cole Soar
- ConRoids
- Crow
- D-Nazi
- Dallas Blonde Mafia
- Darling Dikki
- Derby
- Donkey
- Donkey Kong
- Dr. Douche
- E.T.
- Elvira
- Fake Equis
- Fake Kim Kardashian
- Fighter
- Fish Lips
- Fivehead
- Forhidden
- Frankie DelTaco
- Freddy Fags
- Frog
- G-Girl
- Gayviator
- Goose
- Gremlin
- Gretchen Rossi
- Grinch
- Guinea Pig
- Gumbi
- Guppy
- Gwins
- Half Squat
- Houston Rockets
- Human Cheeto
- iPout
- Jaden Solo
- Junior Varsity
- Justin Bobby
- Kaden Solo
- Kangaroid
- Kanye Chest
- Kochran Kardashian
- Krispy Kreme
- Krusty
- Lamey
- Lawyer Mike
- Leinart's Beer Bong B*tch
- Leper
- Loptimus Prime
- MAC Attack
- Malpractice
- Maple Queef
- Mapquest
- Maxy Mouse
- Michelin
- Miss Good Finger
- Miss Tommy Gun
- Mr. 615
- My Little Pony
- Nick Malibu
- Nickel
- Night Rider
- Nik's Chick
- Nintendoll
- Optical Illusion
- Osama Chin Laden
- P-Nazi
- Picasso
- Prodigy
- Pucker
- Rackstar
- Red Rocket
- RichieRexic
- RO-Hawk
- RoidBoy
- Roller Girl
- Same Face Barbie
- Same-Face
- Scooby
- Scooby Snack
- Sea Biscuit
- Secretariat
- Shimderella
- Shomos
- Silver Dollar
- Smeagol
- Snaggle Tooth
- Soccer Mom
- Spartica
- Star F*cker
- Sugar Tranny
- Sunset Douche
- Super Pimp Trout
- Sword Case
- T-Girl
- Tara Bobgreg
- Tatouche
- The Burrito
- The Gap
- The Nanny
- The Pelican
- The Predator
- Thickness
- Timberfake
- Tony Fag
- Tranny Manny
- Travolta
- Udders
- Uncle Chuck
- Unicorn
- VanTranny
- Veins
- White Buffalo
- Wild Thing
- Wire Transfer
- Wombat
- Xyz
- Yahoo
- Zed
Dirty Celebs
Dirty Athletes
- Air Force
- Alabama
- Appalachian State
- Arizona / UofA
- Arizona State
- Auburn
- Berkeley
- Butler
- BYU
- Central Florida
- Central Michigan
- Chico State
- Clemson
- Davidson
- Delaware
- Drake
- Duke
- E. Carolina Univ
- FIDM
- Marine Corps
- Florida State
- Fresno State
- Georgetown
- George Wash
- Georgia
- Gonzaga
- Harvard
- Hawaii
- Illinois
- Indiana
- Iowa
- Kansas
- Kansas State
- LSU
- Marine Corps
- Marquette
- Marshall
- Maryland
- Miami (Ohio)
- Michigan
- Michigan St.
- Minnesota
- Mississippi State
- Missouri
- Montana State
- Navy
- NC State
- Nebraska
- Notre Dame
- Ohio
- Ohio State
- Oklahoma
- Oklahoma State
- Ole Miss
- Oregon
- Oregon State
- Penn State
- Pitt
- Purdue
- Rollins College
- Rutgers
- SDSU
- Southern
- S. Illinois Univ
- South Florida
- Stanford
- Texas
- Texas A&M
U.S.
Canada
- Anchorage
- Atlanta
- Austin
- Baltimore
- Baton Rouge
- Charlotte
- Chicago
- Cincinnati
- Cleveland
- Columbus
- Dallas
- Denver
- Detroit
- Dublin
- Hamptons
- Hollywood
- Honolulu
- Houston
- Huntington Beach
- Ibiza
- Indianapolis
- Jackson
- Jacksonville
- Kansas City
- Las Vegas
- Little Rock
- Los Angeles
- Miami
- Montréal
- Manchester
- Manhattan
- Maui
- Melbourne
- Memphis
- Nashville
- Newport
- New England
- New Jersey
- New Orleans
- New York City
- Orlando
- Paris
- Philadelphia
- Pittsburgh
- Portland
- Raleigh-Durham
- Reno
- Richmond
Kaden Loves Smeagol
THE DIRTY ARMY: Saw these pictures of your dirty assistant Kaden with the douche smeagol. Thought you said they couldn’t date.
One syllable, One word- SLOSH!- nik
**Sorry Smeagol, Kaden Solo is the new Phil Jackson… she runs Triangle offense which consists of 3 dudes in rotation and you are not Kobe… you are more like Farmar off the bench. I decided.
Smart And Smarter
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I was cruising Ustream and noticed your girls wearing the same shirt today. They must be as smart as they look. P.S. Congrats for being the highest rated show on Ustream.
They must be Purple Crayon fans or something.- nik
**You can follow @KadenSolo on Twitter (put this here because she was crying that I like Jaden more)
Solo Girls Create Mini O-Face
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I am pretty sure those are your assistants with Mini-Me. Obviously they don’t listen to a word you say… why are they hanging out with that loser?
It is so weird… they get star struck by any D-Lister. All Jaden Solo talks about is Pauly Shore and how hot he is in his wife beater.- nik
I Heart The Solo Girls
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, why are you solo? Do you ask the girls that everyday?
Solo stands for Red Cups… not a lifestyle choice.- nik
Jaden Solo Turned 21 Last Night
May 13, 2009
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Guess who didn’t show up to work today… Jaden pace yourself. My advice is to take as many pictures of yourself at 21 before every part of your body starts looking fat.
My assistant Jaden Solo Turns 21:
Thursday May 14th in Dallas @ Dolce Vendetta
Friday May 15th in San Diego @ Hard Rock Club 207
Saturday May 16th in Los Angeles @ Playboy Mansion
Sunday May 17th in Scottsdale @ Private Piggy Party
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