THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this sums up Vegas perfectly…
Vegas makes people lazy, it’s like an adult daycare where everything is given to you.- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Saw these pictures of your dirty assistant Kaden with the douche smeagol. Thought you said they couldn’t date.
One syllable, One word- SLOSH!- nik
**Sorry Smeagol, Kaden Solo is the new Phil Jackson… she runs Triangle offense which consists of 3 dudes in rotation and you are not Kobe… you are more like Farmar off the bench. I decided.
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I was cruising Ustream and noticed your girls wearing the same shirt today. They must be as smart as they look. P.S. Congrats for being the highest rated show on Ustream.
They must be Purple Crayon fans or something.- nik
**You can follow @KadenSolo on Twitter (put this here because she was crying that I like Jaden more)
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I am pretty sure those are your assistants with Mini-Me. Obviously they don’t listen to a word you say… why are they hanging out with that loser?
It is so weird… they get star struck by any D-Lister. All Jaden Solo talks about is Pauly Shore and how hot he is in his wife beater.- nik
Guess who didn’t show up to work today… Jaden pace yourself. My advice is to take as many pictures of yourself at 21 before every part of your body starts looking fat.
My assistant Jaden Solo Turns 21:
Thursday May 14th in Dallas @ Dolce Vendetta
Friday May 15th in San Diego @ Hard Rock Club 207
Saturday May 16th in Los Angeles @ Playboy Mansion
Sunday May 17th in Scottsdale @ Private Piggy Party