THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, where has Kanye Chest been?  You guys haven’t posted her in forever so I’m not sure if she finally went through with the surgery and had her Greg removed.  I’m not a gay man, but she is the only tranny I would go gay for.  Something about her eyes and +2′s that make me want to get my oil checked.  Man or woman, Kanye Chest is still one of the hottest girls that has ever been on TheDirty.

Stop saying “her”.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, since you started posting Kanye Chest I totally fell in love.  And then once you said she was a man and everyone started throwing out facts, I had to do the research myself.  Well she is definitely a guy.  Now, for the past 3 weeks, I have been masterbating to naked pictures of her because I joined her site and have access to plenty of them.  Now I’m not a gay guy by any means, I do have a girlfriend that I love with and sleep with all the time.  But lately I’ve been thinking about Kanye Chest while sleeping with my girl and kind of don’t like it.  Anything I can do about it and again I’m not gay bro so don’t go there.

Easy fix, just imagine Kanye Chest’s 9 incher in your butt… if you still get hard then you are GAY bro.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, if you decide to post these please leave my email out because it could ruin my life.  I’m a 53 year man that has been on Wall Street since I was 22.  Became a multi millionaire by the age of 24 and since then life has been a breeze, yet having everything you can ever want has gotten very boring.  I’m not the only one feeling like this, many of my friends that have been in the business for 30 years+ feel the same way.  We are all married to gold diggers and have ungrateful children with drug problems.  After 30 some years of it, it gets mundane.  I couldn’t count the woman I have paid for/someone else paid for on 100 hands.  This is why someone like Kanye Chest as you call her is so popular here in NYC.  So many men like myself need to think outside the box to get sexually off because we are so damn bored.  Its different from the usual and very stimulating.  Trust me Nik, you haven’t enjoyed sex until you have had some girl with huge boobs put a d*ck inside your ass, its the best thing ever.  The key to Kanye Chest is that she has a penis, if she didn’t, we would never book her because we can book a regular girl.  So people, don’t talk bad about her when you have no clue how many of us straight guys she satisfies.  Nik, when you are bored of sex, you got my email.  Ill take care of you, first one is on me buddy.

So Kanye Chest is still packing heat?- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I keep reading on TheDirty about some d-bag wanting to hook up with “Kanye Chest”. You may or may not already know… but in case you do not know, “Kanye Chest” is a transexual escort that goes by VIP TS Supermodel Jennifer Paris. She (He) advertises on erosguide  under New York City/ Shemale Escorts. Here is her (his) booking fees: $1,500 VIP apt, $2,500 Outcall hr (2 hr minimum), $8,000 local overnight and $10,000 travel overnight.  Its crazy some men actually book her for this.   What the hell is wrong with this world.

I heard someone from the Black Eyed Peas stabbed Kanye Chest’s guts a couple times.- nik