It’s Not Fair

January 28, 2014 Kanye Chest, Manhattan, The Dirty 172 115,737 Views


THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, let me preface this by saying I’m a woman (and not a closeted bi-curious man). I find Kanye Chest to be super attractive. Whoever performed her surgeries deserves a Nobel peace prize. Bottom line: it’s not fair that most women don’t even look this good. She (well, technically he) is killing the game! Life is so unfair sometimes… I know straight business men and congressmen going gay for him.  Its insane.

I saw Kanye Chest in person. The dude knows how to work a room.- nik

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Is That Kanye Chest

November 16, 2013 Dirty Army Strong, Hollywood, Kanye Chest, The Dirty 138 106,597 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I was watching Shahs of Sunset, season 3 just started. Well the opening episode features Lily’s (one of the cast members) dirty 30 birthday bash that was of course over the top LA style. Well none other than Kanye Chest was there. The cast was talking about Kanye Chest’s date being the hottest guy at the entire party. Too bad not everyone knows the truth.

I wonder if Kanye Chest’s date knows that he is gay?- nik

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Kanye Chest Needs To Be Honest With People

August 23, 2013 Hollywood, Kanye Chest, The Dirty 125 107,958 Views


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I feel so sorry these dudes. They have have no idea Kanye Chest is really a dude. Poor guys.

I feel sorry for you… why you creeping on Shims via Instagram?- nik

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Kanye Chest Has Made It

August 19, 2013 Hollywood, Kanye Chest, The Dirty 34 94,962 Views




THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, you need to do a better job of exposing Kanye Chest. People still don’t know she is a GUY and now she is becoming a full fledged celebrity. People actually believe this man is a beautiful woman. Nik guys are sleeping with him and becoming GAY.

Sleeping? If a guy gets an erection to Kanye Chest’s pictures he is automatically gay. I decided.- nik

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Where Has Kanye Chest Been

April 16, 2013 Kanye Chest, Manhattan, The Dirty 107 86,459 Views

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, where has Kanye Chest been?  You guys haven’t posted her in forever so I’m not sure if she finally went through with the surgery and had her Greg removed.  I’m not a gay man, but she is the only tranny I would go gay for.  Something about her eyes and +2′s that make me want to get my oil checked.  Man or woman, Kanye Chest is still one of the hottest girls that has ever been on TheDirty.

Stop saying “her”.- nik

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My Guilty Pleasure

October 16, 2012 Kanye Chest, Manhattan, The Dirty 104 11,173 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, since you started posting Kanye Chest I totally fell in love.  And then once you said she was a man and everyone started throwing out facts, I had to do the research myself.  Well she is definitely a guy.  Now, for the past 3 weeks, I have been masterbating to naked pictures of her because I joined her site and have access to plenty of them.  Now I’m not a gay guy by any means, I do have a girlfriend that I love with and sleep with all the time.  But lately I’ve been thinking about Kanye Chest while sleeping with my girl and kind of don’t like it.  Anything I can do about it and again I’m not gay bro so don’t go there.

Easy fix, just imagine Kanye Chest’s 9 incher in your butt… if you still get hard then you are GAY bro.- nik

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Don’t Knock Kanye Chest Until You Have Tried It

September 24, 2012 Hollywood, Kanye Chest, Manhattan, The Dirty 183 40,425 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, if you decide to post these please leave my email out because it could ruin my life.  I’m a 53 year man that has been on Wall Street since I was 22.  Became a multi millionaire by the age of 24 and since then life has been a breeze, yet having everything you can ever want has gotten very boring.  I’m not the only one feeling like this, many of my friends that have been in the business for 30 years+ feel the same way.  We are all married to gold diggers and have ungrateful children with drug problems.  After 30 some years of it, it gets mundane.  I couldn’t count the woman I have paid for/someone else paid for on 100 hands.  This is why someone like Kanye Chest as you call her is so popular here in NYC.  So many men like myself need to think outside the box to get sexually off because we are so damn bored.  Its different from the usual and very stimulating.  Trust me Nik, you haven’t enjoyed sex until you have had some girl with huge boobs put a d*ck inside your ass, its the best thing ever.  The key to Kanye Chest is that she has a penis, if she didn’t, we would never book her because we can book a regular girl.  So people, don’t talk bad about her when you have no clue how many of us straight guys she satisfies.  Nik, when you are bored of sex, you got my email.  Ill take care of you, first one is on me buddy.

So Kanye Chest is still packing heat?- nik

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For All You Guys That Want Kanye Chest

September 21, 2012 Hollywood, Kanye Chest, Manhattan, The Dirty 239 26,704 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I keep reading on TheDirty about some d-bag wanting to hook up with “Kanye Chest”. You may or may not already know… but in case you do not know, “Kanye Chest” is a transexual escort that goes by VIP TS Supermodel Jennifer Paris. She (He) advertises on erosguide  under New York City/ Shemale Escorts. Here is her (his) booking fees: $1,500 VIP apt, $2,500 Outcall hr (2 hr minimum), $8,000 local overnight and $10,000 travel overnight.  Its crazy some men actually book her for this.   What the hell is wrong with this world.

I heard someone from the Black Eyed Peas stabbed Kanye Chest’s guts a couple times.- nik

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