THE DIRTY ARMY: Update to “the fat wannabe kardashian” This is Nicole Hallgrimson. Bad parenting alert! Leaves baby alone for hours while she does whatever it is to make her face look like that. She is using her husband for money. She even got herself knocked up (before being married of course) just to keep him around. Lazy woman wants to do nothing but lay around bein a slut. She sleeps with everyone else besides him-no wonder he is always at the strip clubs. Poor guy basically lives there! I’am not saying he is cheating…but i have seen him in strippers car twice now. Cant blame him tho, my friend “E” dated her and said she has bacon vag. Everyone look out, hide your wallet…she will steal it!

Why not just buy some bronzer…- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Courtney Card, she is so trashy and disgusting. She is known for being a sophomore party wh*re and giving it up to any guy she can, but then she complains to everyone how her friend Brooke left her after she finally had sex with him. She is every guy’s last resort at a party, she will drunk-kiss anyone, and she’s usually first to ask. She skips school at least once a week because she emotionally can’t ‘handle’ things. She is a piece of sh*t and only lives for drinking and telling everyone what a sloot she is. Put her on the dirty, she is filthy!

I don’t care, she’s fat.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, This Girl Is A Wh*re who likes anal and has sex with every BLACK GUY in Witchita and the surrounding cities. Her p*ssie smells like old patato salad and it is beat up it looks like a gobble on a turkey’s neck…She Gave 6 people drd’s in Winfeild within the last year..is a that a Slore or what?

You just gave me the worst mental picture ever.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik This bitch is a p*ssy rich snob who acts like the sweetest angel ever wen realli shez a stuck up catty little f*ckin slutty bitch. She def define the term a takerrrr but not a giver if you catch my drift. she is one of those chicks that is always around but never actually has a role in anything. she gets whipped as f*ck w/ her fagg*t choice of bfs .. thiz chick moved to BC and yet still comes to visit.. wudnt b surprsed if she aint on the Vancouver one, bet she be whoren it A town style there oto. shemakes out w. every chick wen shes drunk n practically flirts with everyguy. Rave whore to the max and lovesit in the ass. this UDUB wanna be gurl will always trik u into gettin wat she wants. On the right we have cara and she is known for being the biggest h*e in the shortest amount of time after breaking up with her then boyfriend. the blnd chick on the left is her three sum buddy. they always hook up, lez-be-honeesst..LOL soo now you tell me nik … would you?

THE DIRTY ARMY: Dear Nik, this is mary SL** its only been the first semester in college and shes already banged at least EIGHT guys (without applying the rule of 3 -american pie) she admits to liking it in the butt ..she admits to wanting three somes. shes taken E at LEAST 4 times already and cannot get enough of it. she is the JOKE of every party around here. she is legit DIRTY tooo. HORRIBLE hygiene, sweats prefusely, i wouldnt even doubt that she never showers, gross! shes a fat bitch and thinks WAY too much of herself. she thinks her friends dont judge her but PUHLEASE everyone knows whats up with that slut. yup, big time SLUTTTTTTTT no guy should EVER date this chick or even bang her. TRUST ME SHE HAS BEEN AROUNDDDDDD word is she was an even BIGGER slut in high school. god help this chick. So Nik, would you?

Answer: no.  I’m embarrassed that you even asked.