Monday 20th May 2013,
Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities

Krispy Kreme’s Real Rap

July 4, 2012 Flint, Krispy Kreme, The Dirty 23 5,920 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I hate to be the one to send you this but Krispy Kreme is from Flint, MI and was Valedictorian of his class. I knew he was too good to be true. His real stuff is pretty good though.

Maybe he got into a car accident while texting and became a retard.- nik



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Krispy Kreme’s Got Jokes

June 28, 2012 Alabama, Krispy Kreme, The Dirty 0 9,092 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, the streets are ready to hear Krispy Kreme’s new track with a special guest feature as Money Maker Mike will make his rapping debut.  Can’t wait for that.  Until then, here is another segment of getting to know Krispy Kreme.

I didn’t find that funny… that was mean Krispy Kreme.- nik



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BREAKING NEWS: Sneak Peak At Krispy Kreme’s “Stolen Bikes”

June 28, 2012 Alabama, Krispy Kreme, The Dirty 3 6,296 Views


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, here is a preview of Krispy Kreme’s new track “Stolen Bikes”.  The kid is taking this rap sh*t to the next level.  Looks like Money Maker Mike got a new shirt and the production has totally been stepped up.  For any rapper Black or White, before you talk some sh*t, look at how many youtube views your track has… and look at how many his preview has… just clowin on all your gangster rappers and wiggers out here.

I hate James.- nik



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Krispy Kreme’s 3 Messages To The Haters

June 26, 2012 Alabama, Krispy Kreme, The Dirty 9 7,222 Views


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, check out what Krispy Kreme has to say to all of his haters.  It’s perfect and the kid knows what the f*ck he is doing.  He doesn’t ever hate, all he does is lean on his dreams and makes sh*t happen.  How can you not love this kid?

How can you hate someone who knows how to fold blankets so well?- nik



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Krispy Kreme Makes Out With Tons Of Girls

June 19, 2012 Alabama, Krispy Kreme, The Dirty 6 7,865 Views


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, thank you for introducing me to Krispy Kreme.  This kid is really bright and watching his youtube videos always has be busting up laughing.  It’s so funny cause everyone talks too much sh*t, but I’d like to see you get 4 Million hits on a youtube video… sh*t is not easy.  Anyway I wanted to to see what you think about his new gear?

I love Kripy Kreme’s skis.- nik



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We Have All Been Waiting To Hear Money Maker Mike

June 18, 2012 Alabama, Krispy Kreme, The Dirty 2 5,823 Views

**MAJOR KRISPY KREME ANOUNCMENT**

**MAJOR KRISPY KREME ANOUNCMENT**

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Krispy Kreme’s fans are going crazy over this news. Looks Like Money Maker Mike will be featured on the next hit Krispy drops. A lot of people in the community think that Money Maker Mike will be bigger than Krispy Kreme. DA Strong-Krispy Kreme 2012!

I’m out. I don’t want MMM to rap, he is supposed to be KK’s best friend who never talks. Mac Miller is ruining everything.- nik



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