THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this kid is one of the biggest f*ck ups chicago has spit out this generation. Laurynas Tankevičius is constantly eating acid and selling people fake drugs so he can afford more real acid. he has stolen from people that he has called his friends to support his lsd habit, hes told people he would like to stick things in his best friends butt, and he goes around the city dressed in a onesie outfit thats complete with a rear zipper for easy access. just look at this kid, he always looks ridiculous and hes always trying to con another acid trip from whoever he can. chicago needs to watch out for this kid, he does nothing but lie, steal, and talk shit about the people that wanted to help him.

LSD is not a good drug.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this girl goes by Tico Burris. She\’s from pontoon beach. She is the dirtiest girl i have met. She dropped outta high school doesnt work and smokes weed all day. She is a low life piece of sh*t. She is all talk when she says she\’ll beat your ass. She acts like a hard ass but never does anything. She is nasty. Probably has DRDs. she takes pictures in the same 5 clothes. and is always trying to show off her body… her flat chested body.. she is gross. everyone just stay away.

Dropping out of high school to get high is not the best decision one can make.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, when i first started seeing the father(alfavio) of my daughter he got arrested for a warrent and went to jail for 4 months and we decided to wait till he got out to see what happens. i ended up hooking up with my ex and got pregnant. the day he got out of jail i told him everything and he still wanted to be with me and my baby, 6 months into my pregnancy i found out he cheated on me with this girl and she was 5 months pregnant with his baby. after she found out about me she told him he would never be in her babies life , which was a lie cuz she did everything in her power to break us up . we fought alot about her and he swore he didnt talk to her anymore , after my son was born i got pregnant again with his baby , we moved in together and started our family , when my daughter was 3 months old this b*tch kristi ogletree decided she couldnt keep the secret anymore and confessed her and my bf had been messing around and seeing each other behind my back for 2 years. and she knew we were together the whole time. she even came to my apartment and had sex with him on my bed while i was in the hospital giving birth to our daughter. since then ive stayed away from him unless it has to do with my daughter. shortly after we broke up kristi also stopped messing around with him and found another guy who was also in a relationship. she claims to be a “bad bitch” but her forehead is more like a 8head and she dont have a nice body. she will sleep with any black guy or any guy in a relationship. its all a game to her , if your not taken she dont want you untill you are with someone else. she also says her kids are her world but she is always drinking and partying and going out of town and leaves her kids with anyone who will watch them and to top it all off she has tried to kill herself 3 times and 2 of those times her kids were in the other room while she was trying to overdose on pills . you can find her on facebook or myspace under kristi ogletree.

Do they not make condoms anymore?- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this piece of trash is Keenan Bell.. I used to date him and drive his dumb ass around and hed smoke all my weed and then ditch me to hang out with his femalle cousin who isnt even his real cousin! its so f*cked. Hed call me a f*ggot in front of his parents or friends and or even texting!!! He used me too buy weed for him and liqour! He gose to parties and steals drinks even at clubs. if you catch him he’ll throw a fit but hes all talk he has no game at all hell say that your a liar. He called me a f*g when i cried when my dog died!! He brags about how good he is in bed but he finishes faster then you can say first base!! The people of calgary need to watch out for this crusty DOUCHE BAG.

What is with all the black faces?- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: NIk meet a Couple pieces of work from St, Revere, MA; JUNK BOXES: Kendra & Lawrence Antonetti; WHY: These heroin addicts are known to spit all over your car & cause beef over the internet for no good reason. They will talk shit about you where ever they can because they have nothing better to do than blame you for their own stupidity. Watch them yelling at their little boy and girl who run rampant in the streets along side them as they nod out and drool while walking to their local methadone clinic. They are a sight to see, but don’t get too close for the stink is quite unbearable!

Don’t worry they can only affect things within a walking distance from moms…- nik