THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this nappy headed h*e is kandyce. she cant speak. she tries to take your boyfriend. she takes sloppy seconds. her skin is disgusting she’s hairy as f*ck EVERYWHERE! she thinks she popular, she thinks she can get any guy she wants. all she does is eat her feelings.

I’m pretty sure she can’t get any guys at all.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, This girl, Aubrey, tries to act like she’s a nice little peach but in reality she’s a 20 year old partying drug monster who get’s all her funding from none other than her parents. She walks around like she’s the sh*t but let’s be honest. I mean, you saw the pictures right?

Her nose looks like a paper airplane.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I’m a freshman at Bishop Carroll and i like to throw chaw spit on this guys truck, he’s a huge f*g and a wanna be redneck and I’d beat his Ass any day of the week.

I have a feeling he has never left his hometown and his idea of a swimming pool is one of those blow up ones from Walmart.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey nik..So this is Lauren Fanning also knowen as “BLOODY” im honesty 100000% suprised she aint even on here yet ive knowen her for years and shes the shadiest most dirty bitch i know she smokes speed weed and drinks all the time she has a child who she shipped of to P.E.I because she wouldnt stop drinking and smokeing speed with her 10 feet away she sleeps with whoever she can get to take care of her ass like her ex scott who said “your dragging me down” when he broke up with her stay far away from this greasy bitch.

You sound like Scotts (her ex) new girl.  Scott will cheat on you with her, he had to be a douchebag to date her and douches can’t resist easy sloots.  What’s easier then a slooty ex.- nik

 THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this girl, Brianne, has had 2 abortions from trying to trap guys into staying her her saggy c*nt, and obviously losing them anyway since they were only f*cking her with beer goggles and a paper bag. Girl has jumped on her only girlfriend’s man the second they went on a break. How could this whale get anyone? Well, she bought him groceries when he couldn’t even make rent one month for sex. If that’s not enough, she still creeps this guy’s 5 year old’s facebook and comments on the kids pictures! She deludes herself into thinking she can be this kids’ mom! Bitch is psycho and “re-lives” the days when she deluded herself into thinking she was a popular queen bee — IN LANGLEY. B*tch, go back to cow town and get some lipo and a labotomy, STAT.

I think there are multiple things that are saggy about her.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik,  this windsor park girl TAYLOR HOLDEN, recently turned 18, shes been waiting for that day to come for years now!  Thinks shes down with west side b*tches and hard core natives chick.  Which she is, simply cause she puts out n shes a die hard who wants to be one soooo bad! She has the money and the house to suport all of her friends who most of which have kids, I wouldnt doubt it if shes expecting one soon! Look at her , all of her past boyfriends and lays have been ugly native guys that are covered in sick nasty tattoos, I dont know why she doesnt mature and go for a guy who has more to offer then the thug life she loooves. She dresses and acts native it sickens me because she is WHITE… white… so keep trying to be a hood rat your only gooing to get so far in life and that will probly be a go go dancers, stripper or.  Just a dead beat like one of her ex’s brandon wesly the ugliest monkey I have ever seen! So close your legs for once.  Stop being such a h*e get your life together and lets see were you go, or who shes blows.

Those are some big eye sockets, and I’m not sure if you know this but your head is shaped like a pear.- nik