Krusty | Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities - Part 4

Has To Buy Sex

March 29, 2011 Krusty, Vancouver 9

Has to buy sex

Has to buy sex

 THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this girl, Brianne, has had 2 abortions from trying to trap guys into staying her her saggy c*nt, and obviously losing them anyway since they were only f*cking her with beer goggles and a paper bag. Girl has jumped on her only girlfriend’s man the second they went on a break. How could this whale get anyone? Well, she bought him groceries when he couldn’t even make rent one month for sex. If that’s not enough, she still creeps this guy’s 5 year old’s facebook and comments on the kids pictures! She deludes herself into thinking she can be this kids’ mom! Bitch is psycho and “re-lives” the days when she deluded herself into thinking she was a popular queen bee — IN LANGLEY. B*tch, go back to cow town and get some lipo and a labotomy, STAT.

I think there are multiple things that are saggy about her.- nik

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Wanna Be

March 25, 2011 Krusty, Westside-AZ 15




THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik,  this windsor park girl TAYLOR HOLDEN, recently turned 18, shes been waiting for that day to come for years now!  Thinks shes down with west side b*tches and hard core natives chick.  Which she is, simply cause she puts out n shes a die hard who wants to be one soooo bad! She has the money and the house to suport all of her friends who most of which have kids, I wouldnt doubt it if shes expecting one soon! Look at her , all of her past boyfriends and lays have been ugly native guys that are covered in sick nasty tattoos, I dont know why she doesnt mature and go for a guy who has more to offer then the thug life she loooves. She dresses and acts native it sickens me because she is WHITE… white… so keep trying to be a hood rat your only gooing to get so far in life and that will probly be a go go dancers, stripper or.  Just a dead beat like one of her ex’s brandon wesly the ugliest monkey I have ever seen! So close your legs for once.  Stop being such a h*e get your life together and lets see were you go, or who shes blows.

Those are some big eye sockets, and I’m not sure if you know this but your head is shaped like a pear.- nik

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Dirty Celeb March Madness Round 1

March 21, 2011 Brock's Chick's Ex BFF, Krusty, Leper, March Madness 2011, Roller Girl, Scam, The Dirty, The Gap, Udders, Unicorn 7

Winner: Udders

Winner: Brock’s Chick Ex-BFF

Winner: Roller Girl

Winner: Leper

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Dbag To The Max

March 15, 2011 Hollywood, Krusty 0

D bag to the max

D bag to the max

THE DIRTY ARMY: This is Joe ,he is a man wh*re. Not only does Joe seem charming and handsome, he is full of crap. He slept with my bestfriend and gave her the “Herps”. They met off of a dating website. Be careful of him. Nik, PLEASE put this fruit fly on blast. He thinks he is God’s gift to woman. He treats them like they’re dirt and never calls again. After injecting them with his infected piece. Gross.

That chicks freckles are distracting me.- nik

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Oompa Loompa

March 8, 2011 Krusty, Toronto 36

Umpa Lumpa Jew Nose

Umpa Lumpa Jew Nose

Umpa Lumpa Jew Nose

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, meet kat glofcheskie the biggest caker I know, and with that jew nose i dont think so,she tries to pull of her brutal face with flaunting her DD boobs and it fools some people. She preaches that shes italian and polish but that pink canadian skin that she tried to cover up with orange tanner says otherwise, shes recently gone total wackjob and now rides brown c*ck, while on her own time makes racist remarks and praises the white. Shes one of those people that one day will kill you in your sleep.

“One of those people” that’s not a very common thing.- nik

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Fire Crotch

March 8, 2011 Cleveland, Krusty 32

FireCrotch Skeeze

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, meet Caryly Schweiger, never have I ever seen one girl so shamelessly f*ck the same ten guys in the same group of friends in front of eachother. She can be easily spotted as the redhead with a big gap between her 2 front teeth at any party in Lakewood Ohio grinding on dudes and humping them in sweatpants. She thinks her saggy boobs are what gives her the right to be a b*tch but really, who wants a firecrotch and saggy freckely tits? She has a pathetic job at best making sub sandwiches, but really sucking half of Bay Villages D*cks are her real calling. Nik- why do gingers have so much confidence, dont they know the jokes on them?

How come the right side of her chin hangs lower then the left.- nik

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Giant Bafoon

March 8, 2011 Krusty, Vancouver 8

Wart Infested Poon

Wart Infested Poon

Wart Infested Poon

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, well this sloot is a real original. Dated a guy who she knew had warts and sucked and f*cked his hammer anyways. Last time we talked she had named over 50 guys she can remember banging. That was a couple years ago. Realized how much of a low life she was last year when she f*cked her “best friends” boyfriend while she was staying with him. Infested him with warts and now he blackmails her with it. They break up every once in a while just to get back with him after calling him every name in the book. Not to mention this girl is part retarted. She once told me she used to get freaky with her old family dog. This b*tch is retarted and repeatedly went behind mine and my friends back with our boyfriends/ex’s/ anyone who would take her dirty a**.  Her p*ssy is so loose she TRIES to put in super plus tampons and they just fall out of her gapper. I cant believe shes not on here yet, probly because everyone who would consider putting her on caught her warts and are embarassed. She also used to date girls and bring a rat to school and keep it in her sleeve. SKID MUCH. So anyone who wants a loose wart infested poon, a guarantee lay no matter who you are.  Come see Jaclyn Ackermann.   She’ll take u no matter what you have, shes probably on the hunt for someone with AIDS.  Shes also one of the ugliest people I’ve ever seen.  Just take a look at the pics.

She stole some WWF girl’s outfit.- nik

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Dirt Pigs Of White Rock

March 3, 2011 Krusty, Vancouver 79


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, meet Rachel Green AKA LG Dirt Pig and her ugly sister Mis Piggie from White Rock BC. These two dirt pigs think they’ll so hot, but really have matchin stank tuna boxes that smell like rotten fish sittin in the sun for a week.  The blond b*tch cant even take care of her baby n just drinks her ugly face off n gets f*cked by ugly guys.  Had her kid taken away n is a rat b*tch.  Her ugly sister thinks she tuff.  These girls have no friends thats why they hangout with each other.  You girls are nasty as f*ck and your duck lips you make, make me sick.

So would you say her baby is a piglet then.- nik

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