Friday 24th May 2013,
Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities

No Nipples

March 3, 2011 Krusty, Sacramento 34 8,454 Views

NO NIPPLES

NO NIPPLES

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, meet KATIE BIEBER, this pale sloot runs around the Sacramento area spreading her legs to any guy who will give her the time of day. I wouldn’t be surprised if she sucked a large amount of greg to pay for it.  She is basically homeless, and runs around from household to household using everyone that tries to help her out. Her own mother kicked her out her freshman year of high school because she couldn’t stand her, then little miss Katie moved into an apartment with her older brother and even he kicked her a** out. Shes a lost soul with a washed up face and dirty vag. I have not heard one good thing about this girl from anyone who knew/ knows of her for the past year or so. ALSO, Katie has a little secret,  she has NO NIPPLES! Yes, no nipples. she’s a dirty white h*e that needs to be put on blast. She used to be a good girl with a promising future, but sadly the only future I see for her now is either with AIDS or a kid from some random guy that she let f*ck her when she was drunk. Sorry Katie, but you deserve it… and one last thing…. THERE IS A LARGE AMOUNT OF PEOPLE WHO’S STUFF YOU’VE STOLEN THAT WANT THEIR SH!T BACK.

Her body is beyond disproportionate.- nik



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Meet The Jizz Guzzlers

March 3, 2011 Krusty, Vancouver 35 8,796 Views

Meet the jizz guzzlers

Meet the jizz guzzlers

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this scank train consists of Lisa “the no neck hamburgler”, Sara “the over weight horse face”, Krystal “the lispy cunt that is hardly seen without a cock in her mouth with a set of cottage cheese on her legs”.  You can find these three trying to pick up your boyfriends as soon as you turn your back. Lisa the no neck hamburgler gave my x bf chlamydia. Sara “the over weight horse face” has more hot dogs in her mouth then Takeru Kobayashi. Krystal “the lispy c*nt that hardly seen without a c*ck in her mouth.”; This speech impaired 23 year old retard instead of family time she goes around trying to fill her grand canyon that she calls her p*ssy.  Nick these three Langley wh*res spread more disease than surrey rats on roids. If you want to meet up with one of these girls just ask one of your buddies I am sure they all have their number.

Why don’t any of them have necks.- nik



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Full Of Himself

March 3, 2011 Kansas State, Krusty, Wichita 47 5,487 Views

Morgan Slutz

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Morgan Lutz. He claims to have slept with over 20 different women. He has cheated on the majority of the women he has been with he thinks he’s so big and bad and muscular. He is always talking about how big his penis is when every girl he has been with says its a chode and he just thinks he is amazingly good looking when all the women he has been with are disgusting and trashy I think he needs to learn a thing or two Nik.

I think you made a mistake, did you mean to write over 20 different men.- nik



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Wexican for the Purple Crayons

March 3, 2011 Krusty, Wichita 4 5,851 Views

Wexican for the Purple Crayons

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Cassandra Gallardo aka Cassie. She has 3 or 4 kids (I lost count after the first couple) and all by purple crayons. The girl is half mexican but looks whiter than Casper yet does everything she can to make herself look mexican like drawing those hideous eyebrows on. Her mother is a crazed drug addict who smokes meth in front of the kids. Cassie likes to f*ck every purple crayon she can find. She will say she is your friend but then turn around and talk sh*t on you behind your back and try to fight you. This girl is a fat, drunken, drugged mess that needs to finally be put on blast.

Who would want to be friends with a dumpster in the first place.- nik



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Ewwww

March 3, 2011 Krusty, Missouri, St. Louis 29 5,689 Views

ewwww

ewwww

ewwww

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this disgusting piece of trailer sh*t in called Heather Calac. Shes so nasty, its not even funny. Legs are open 24/ 7 and sh’s one of the biggest wh*res I’ve ever met. She’s obsessed with all guys, and none of them ever like her; especially bosnians and asians, but she just never gives up. She tries to be sexy with her ugly, trailer trash tattoos, and she’s not. I feel bad for her friend rose because she actually pretty but being stuck with heather makes people avoid her. PLEASE warn the rest of the world about her. She’s disgusting.

That thing next to her is bigger than a great white shark.- nik



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Hot Mess

March 1, 2011 Krusty, Texas Tech 60 5,949 Views

Hot Mess

Hot Mess

Hot Mess

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Randie.  I mean Brandie..lmao shes so dirty that her face is full of acne. Shes like 10ft tall and all she worries about is spending her parents money and her grandparents money and her BDs money.  She has no job and she doesn’t even go to school. She always has some sort of drama to make her life some kinds of interesting.  She was posted on here before and I would like people to know she does GO OUT EVERY WEEKEND!  Some mom shes always saying she has the perfect life when really she doesnt.  She surrounds herself with ugly girls to make her look like a 10.  Shes not really smart either she spells you.

You would think she would hire a personal trainer with all that money.- nik



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