Monday 20th May 2013,
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Gross Addict

February 25, 2011 Krusty, San Diego 71 8,348 Views

HEROIN REBOUND

HEROIN REBOUND

HEROIN REBOUND

HEROIN REBOUND

THE DIRTY ARMY: NIK, THIS GIRL NAMED BREE KUTA-NASTY KRUSTY WILL DO ANY SEXUAL FAVORS FOR HEROIN. SHE ALSO LIKES TO HOOK UP WITH PEOPLE WHO HAVE KIDS OR GIRLFRIENDS. SHES BEEN A REBOUND FOR ABOUT 25 GUYS NOW PRETTY SAD. SHE THINKS EVERYONE WANTS TO F*CK HER BUT REALLY THEY JUST WANT HER TAR SACK. SHE SELLS HERSELF ON CRAIGSLIST AS AN FREE ESCORT. INSTEAD OF ROSES AS A GIFT SHE PREFERS HEROIN ALREADY LOADED ON THE FOIL. SHE IS WHAT WE CALL AN INTERNET BANGER AKA SOMEONE WHO GETS HARD WITH THEIR KEYBOARD.

I didn’t know drugs made people think that they were attractive.- nik



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The Real Life Krusty The Klown

February 25, 2011 Chicago, Krusty 2 5,758 Views

The real life Krusty the Klown

THE DIRTY ARMY: WCIU’s George Blasie hosted the Homework Show for ten years. The Homework Show was nominated for a Chicago Emmy. This real life Krusty the Klown can’t read a teleprompter to save his life. George is another college drop out from Chicago like Kanye. Lucky for Kanye George is a bigger douche bag.

What the hell are you talking about.- nik



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Pauling County’s Dirty Blonde

February 25, 2011 Atlanta, Krusty 8 6,929 Views

Pauling County's DIRTY BLONDE

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nasty Lindsay Mcinvale has a problem with sleeping with all of Cobb county and Paulding county. She cheated on her husband with her boss, then slept with all his friends. She even goes as far as sleeping with her bosses to get ahead. Lindsay you have two baby daddies and two kids and 3 abortions. Give it a rest.

I;m surprised the bar didn’t break when she stood on it.- nik



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Loves Guys With Money

February 25, 2011 Krusty, Sacramento 7 9,722 Views

this girl is the biggest south sac hoe she loves guys with money

this girl is the biggest south sac hoe she loves guys with money

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is krusty Kristina she thinks her shit dont stink she f*cks around with every guy that comes her way with money she is so ugly she don’t take care of her kids she has two bby daddy’s but wont take her kids god knows how many abortions she has had who know.  This girl has 4 guys name tattoed on her trust me this girl belongs on the dirty she always starts drama because she has no life any way to f*ck someones man (with money) she does not relize guys use her she does f*ck on the first nite this girl is the biggest dirty worse south sac h*e b*tch go be with ur kids.

What sloot doesn’t, those tats probably helped her dive a bit deeper into whatever guys pocket it was.- nik



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Laura Cornhole

February 25, 2011 Krusty, Pittsburgh 17 9,203 Views

Laura Cornhole

Laura Cornhole

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this DRD ridden crackwh*re is named Laura Cornwell, aka “Crusty”. Seems better to call her Laura Cornhole since i’m sure she’d take it up the ass for crack money. This ugly sk*nk is from a small town near Pittsburgh, deeming her the town tramp. She has no t8ts but still makes sad attempts to give herself cleavage. She also tries to be cool by shooting up and showing other people her aids infested needles. She went to a tech school for something, I can’t really remember what since she’s only known for letting guys run trains on her while she’s chasing the dragon. She also pretends to be anorexic and bulimic for attention, even know she’s honestly not fooling anyone since she can’t post a picture without photoshopping the f*ck out of it. She probably can’t even spell her own name, this b*tch is the master of misspelling and very poor grammar. We can’t really blame her because instead of concentrating on her school work she was too busy blowing guys for more H. Lets hope this dirty ho gets hit by a bus, or at least a fist.

How could so even attempt to give herself cleavage.- nik



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Nasty Nasty Kristina

February 24, 2011 Krusty, Sacramento 1 5,204 Views

nasty nasty kristina

nasty nasty kristina

nasty nasty kristina

nasty nasty kristina

nasty nasty kristina

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Kristina wow dirty girl let me start with this south sac hoodrat she has two kids with diffrent bby daddys she does not have her kids because she is nasty she f*ckes with men that only have money so if u dont then dont waist ur time i’ve heard her sh*t stinks which she thinks it dont she also has 4 diff guys name tatted on her im telling you she cant make up her mind she is hella dirty she lives place to place know one cares for this girl watch out now as u can see she kisses everyone she will never be anybody but a bad friend an a back stabber thats all she is good at is her mouth she is the biggest h*e ask around expecilly in da dirty south oh an she is known as the nutty north easy krusty kristina.

I’m trying to figure out if that’s her child or one of the baby daddies.- nik



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