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Miley Cyrus Wannabe

October 18, 2013 Lamey, Vancouver 39

THE DIRTY ARMY: HEY DIRTY PEOPLE.. DEAR NIK,… I’VE ALWAYS WANTED TO BE ON YOUR WEBSITE, but no one has ever bothered to post me. Well, I am taking matters into my own hands to warn the people of Vancouver about me…. STAY AWAY FROM THIS GIRL! HIDE YOUR KIDS AND HIDE YOUR WIFE. I LIKE TO SLIP DATE RAPE IN PEOPLE’S DRINKS WHEN THEY’RE NOT LOOKNG FOR FUN. I ALSO TORTURE BUNNIES AND SKIN YOUR GRANDMA’S CAT.  I’LL GET YOUR BROTHER PREGNANT AND DOING MY LAUNDRY WHILE HE MAKIN ME A PINA COLADA n sh*t.

Some people are just really delusional.- nik



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Lamey Strikes Again

July 24, 2012 Chicago, Lamey, The Dirty 5

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, looks like the troll can’t control herself, just incase anyone was wondering what Lamey’s been up to. You’d think she’d get out of a ticket with that cleavage.  I gotta ask though, what’s with the hair?

Is this a mug shot? Finally a Police department that gets it… the +2′s are always part of the crime.- nik



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Woman Beater

April 28, 2011 Lamey, San Diego 31

WOMAN BEATING LOSER

THE DIRTY ARMY: NIK THIS RIGHT HERE IS ONE OF THE LAMEST & FAKEST PEOPLE IN SAN DIEGO/ALPINE EDDY FAGGET TANNAHILL! HE GOES AROUND BRAGGING BECAUSE HE WORKS IN THE UNION REALLY DUDE THE ONLY REASON YOU GOT THAT JOB IS BECAUSE YOUR DADDY YOU LIVE OFF YOUR PARENTS OR YOUD BE DOING SOME MORE COKE GOING NO WHERE IN LIFE THIS GUY BEATS WOMAN, HE USED TO DATE THIS GIRL STEPHANIE HE WOULD ALWAYS BEAT HER BUT HE LOVED HER AND THINKS THAT WAS RIGHT? MUST HAVE PROBLEMS THEN? AND SHES THE ONE WHO ENDED UP GOING TO JAIL WHEN SHE ONLY TRIED TO DEFEND HERSELF WHAT A PATHETIC PIECE OF SH*T TURNING THAT ON AN INNOCENT CHICK, NIK HE NEEDS HIS KARMA HES A DRUG ADDICT THINKS EVERYONE IS GOING NOWHERE JUST BECAUSE HES A “UNION” WORKER HE LIVES IN ALPINE HIDING FROM EVERYONE WHO WANTS TO BEAT THE FUCK OUT OF HIM KARMA WILL GET YOU EDDY CANT HIDE FOR LONG YES IM HIS OLD HOMEBOY BUT I WITNESSED HIM HITTING HER, SHE WOULD BE COVERED IN BRUISES AND HE WOULD TRY TO MAKE HER LIKE THE PHYSCO, HOPE YOU END UP IN JAIL FAGGOT AND IF I EVER SEE YOU ITS DONE HES CURRENTLY NOW A MANWHORE SINCE NO ONE WANTS HIS UGLY ASS SPREADING DISEASES HE GOT FROM HIS SL*T EX GIRLFRIEND LEXI THAT HE SAYS WAS NOTHING BUT A F*CK AND USED HER GREAT, YOU TREAT WOMAN LIKE SHIT HASNT YOUR MOMMY EVER TAUGHT YOU NEVER TO LAY HANDS ON A GIRL YOU DRUGGED UP CRAZY PHYSCO!!!!!!! WELL NIK PUT THIS PIECE OF SHIT WOMAN BEATING DRUGGY IN PLACE!!

He looks like a 45 year old butch lesbian.- nik



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Such A Model Student

March 17, 2011 Ft. Lauderdale, Lamey, Orlando 3

Such a MODEL student

Such a MODEL student

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this dumb bitch is Jessica. She thinks she’s hot…and says so at least 3 times per conversation. You can be talking about a COMPLETELY different subject, and she will have to stop the covo, and say how some friend of hers told her she has a hot body, should be a model, some random person told her she was “beautiful”, etc. SOMEBODY tell her she’s UGLY!!!! And BTW…She lives in Orlando. Watch out for this self-centered biatch….she’s also a complete slut. She has all these guy “friends” that she invites over and they just “cuddle” in bed. Really?! She needs to get tested for VDs. It’s just gross.

Maybe go with a ruffled swimsuit next time so your body doesn’t look like its eating it, nice attempt at covering that 7head by the way.- nik



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Tina Is Slooty

February 25, 2011 Lamey, Vancouver 39

tina is a whore

tina is a whore

tina is a whore

THE DIRTY ARMY: Tina Ray, another one of those fat dike b!tches that thinks she’s all that. Look at her gut and her a** chin. You are a wreck you dirty slooty a** b!tch. You should probably watch what you say since you will be brought down until you want to kill yourself. Which I hope you do. So many people talk about how many guys you f*ck and how you spread herpes to them all. Lose weight please in your a**. I’ve never seen one so big in my life, and get a chin surgery.

Why would you want an obese person on top of you.- nik



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Really Serving

February 24, 2011 Dallas, Lamey 3

really serving?

really serving?

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Robert Shidler I saw him in another post and wanted to add just to show what an a** hole this guy reallly is. He was released from the army not too long ago for beating on his wife. He is a huge ice head and trys to borrow money from his friends parents to buy his drugs then b*tches because he cant make his truck payment. He is married and sleeps with anyone who will allow him to. When the army says serve your country im not sure that they wanted you to serve every willing female think he got confused. The worst part is he is doing all this and he has a baby on the way but instead of helping the mother of his child he is out acting like a child.  PLEASE WARN THE WOMEN OF DALLAS ABOUT THIS GUY HE CAN BE FOUND AT SCOOTERS, WEEKENDS, OR APPLEBEES ON ANY GIVEN WEEKEND.

He probably blames it all on the war too.- nik



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Trashley

February 18, 2011 Kansas City, Lamey 8

Trashley

Trashley

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, here we have ASHLEY SMITH a low life trick with NO friends NO car NO job NO life and NO class. ashley is reppin blue springs finest, hittin up every lame house party with her only friend BRENNA DRUMMOND who is also straight trash. Just in the past few months Ashley has doubled in size, and dyed her hair to resemble a skunk.  She sounds like a man and will sleep with anyone who gives her attention.   Girls or guys, rumor has it she and her bff have DRD!  I hope this poor wh*re has health insurance so she doesn’t infect anyone else!  She’s a desperate loner who needs help, but according to her she’s perfect! Nik what do you think?

Her gums are at least 3 acres wide.- nik



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The Freeloading Lezbo

February 15, 2011 Lamey, Sacramento 10

The Freeloading Lezbo!

The Freeloading Lezbo!

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, This is Andy (aka) Andrea Morales. She is a dirty freeloading dyke. She hasn’t had a “real” job for three years or longer. She loves to go from house to house, city to city, and live off of other people’s money. She is a wh*re!! She ping pongs girls like it is going out of style. She secretly wants to be a twink. The only thing she has going for her, is stolen stories, and a facebook page. Sacramento needs to rid of this trash. THIS B*TCH NEEDS A JOB. Please tell me what you think Nik.

There is no way that thing is a chick.- nik



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