THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Jade. She is your typical rave girl trash. She shoves anything that you can crush up, in her nose. She drinks, non stop. She pretty much bathes in alcohol. Im pretty sure she has done every drug known to man. She will hook up with anyone that looks like Ronnie, Pauly D, The situation, or Vinny off of Jersey Shore. Shes had sex with some Patrick kid, better known as “pyro wildfire” off of myspace, in the corner of a rave. She needs to be put into place before she goes on an LSD rampage through pittsburgh.
Someone needs a plastic surgeon, rehab and parents, in that order.- nik