THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Jade. She is your typical rave girl trash. She shoves anything that you can crush up, in her nose. She drinks, non stop. She pretty much bathes in alcohol. Im pretty sure she has done every drug known to man. She will hook up with anyone that looks like Ronnie, Pauly D, The situation, or Vinny off of Jersey Shore. Shes had sex with some Patrick kid, better known as “pyro wildfire” off of myspace, in the corner of a rave. She needs to be put into place before she goes on an LSD rampage through pittsburgh.

Someone needs a plastic surgeon, rehab and parents, in that order.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, This homo’s name is Nick R**. He needs to be put on blast. He tries to pick up women by telling them he lives in a house, has multiple cars, works out and works for Coca-Cola like it makes him a god. He’s a total prosthetic playa. He wishs he was some type of pimp. I don’t see it. How can you pick up a girl by those lines and running around in a renaissance costume? What do you think?

So he stocks vending machines.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, This is Tyrone M*rgan. Lives in bumville aka marana, no car, no job, and preys upon high school girls pretty sure the girls in most of these pictures are SENIORS in highschool and he graduated what 2 years ago? He’ll screw anything with a vag even if they’re UNDERAGE and thinks he’s some kind of “player”.  He’s already f*cked half of Tucson without protection! Sure he has a few kids out there too.

I think that girl might be missing a finger.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: nik, This c*m guzzlers name is ginni l*ngle…this trash bag is responsible for just about every dude in blue springs..this gutter sl*t is known around the metro for poppin hella pillz and suckin c*ck for petty change.. what do u think about this sloot nik?

Horse faces like that only come from the midwest.- nik