THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, congratulations are in order for Leper! I just watched her porn for the first time. Anyway, she has been cast as the lead actress in a very important PSA type video… Hold on, dang, sorry again, I’ve just received word from an unidentifiable source that Leper is starring in a “Self-Help” instructional video that may or may not have some public health concerns… I’ll have more on that as the story develops. What I do know is that she is one of the best “Method Actors” of all time. Ranking up there with Robert De Nero, Al Pacino and Jack Nicholson! Her acting is so on point that you will not be able to tell where her character’s persona starts and where the person known as Leper ends. Her portrayal of a used up, barred out, waste of oxygen fat-assed stripper was pure genius. I believe she may be some type of Artistic Savant… Before I go and ruin the film for everyone let me end by telling those of you who do take the 9 minutes away from your life to watch this film, know that you will come away with a much greater appreciation for your own life, no matter how poorly it may be at present. Somehow just watching and listening to Leper as she “acts” gives those of us who may think our lives are crap at the moment a new perspective in which to view our situation. I can’t put my finger on how she does it…like I said before; she just may be a Savant.
I think that trophy says 2002. Talk about a strong #TBT.- nik