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Loptimus Prime Had A Baby

March 6, 2013 Loptimus Prime, Seattle 29

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, just thought I would update the Dirty Army on one of their DC’s. I haven’t seen anything posted in a while about old Loppy aka Loptimus Prime so I decided to check her facebook. And OMG Loppy is a mommy, shall we retire her as a DC officially so she can be left alone to raise her baby. Congratulations Loptimus Prime! Hope you and the baby are doing well, also Nik how do you think she looks after baby?

Congrats Loptimus Prime, your whole life is about to change!- nik

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$10,000 Give Away At LAX Friday, October 28th

October 17, 2011 Las Vegas, Loptimus Prime, The Dirty 0

CASSIE CUTLER: Nik, super excited for me and Loptimus Prime to come party in Las Vegas with you at LAX.  Being Dirty Army Strong, I figured this new bottle rat costume is perfect for DA.  See you next Friday.

That costume is classic. DA, this is the only Halloween party in Vegas on Friday so make sure you represent. Girls make sure you email [email protected] to get on the VIP list.- nik

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Loptimus Prime In Focus

June 20, 2011 Loptimus Prime, Seattle, The Dirty 41

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, you want clear images of Loptimus and her “transformation”, here you go. And Nik stop acting like we didn’t meet at wonderland. “It’s business, dont take it personally”. Stop posting me. Where do I sign up for immunity, I’m over this highschool sh*t.

Sorry Loptimus Prime, I have met so many girls in my life… it’s hard to remember. I only file away the hot ones.- nik

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Loptimus Prime Needs To Be Upgraded

June 16, 2011 Loptimus Prime, Seattle, The Dirty 31

Loptimus prime needs to be upgraded.

Loptimus prime needs to be upgraded.

Loptimus prime needs to be upgraded.

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, you are the sh*t. Your opinions have given me too many laughs. To the point though. I went to school with the Weave and she always looked good in her myspace pics. Then I saw her on BGC and I was like “whoaaa this thing got wider and grew a penis while paying an Asian to airbrush her eyebrows “. Then the reuinion came on and she obviously wised up and sanded down her wide body kit and got rid of the lowrider eyebrows (we are still talking about a car right). She looked a lot better. She still post pics daily, but they are all blurry as fck. Everyone is still like “OMG you’re so pretty” and I’m just like come on Loptimus, for being a transformer (I mean from a guy to girl type of way). You should have some high quality prime images.

I hate girls who try to hide their real looks with blurry images. Loptimus Prime, it is ok to focus on real life.- nik

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Dirty Celeb March Madness- Round 1

March 19, 2011 AR Mystery, Bronzilla, Loptimus Prime, March Madness 2011, Nickel, Pucker, Rackstar, Silver Dollar, Spartica, The Dirty 11

Round 1 Winner: AR Mystery

Round 1 Winner: RackStar

Round 1 Winner: Nickel

Round 1 Winner: Silver Dollar

March Madness starts back up Monday. My legal team ROCKS!!

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Loptimus Prime Is Engaged

March 14, 2011 Loptimus Prime, Seattle, The Dirty 23

Loptimus Prime...is that you?

Loptimus Prime...is that you?

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, was looking at some Celebs and I saw that you were asking if Loptimus Prime was alive…yep she’s still kicking and engaged! I just want to know..what happened to her. I used to think she was at least somewhat pretty.

I bet you it takes her 3 hours to put on those wings on her eyelashes.- nik

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Dana Is Not Loptimus Prime

February 24, 2011 Loptimus Prime, Portland, The Dirty 23

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I saw that everyone thinks that Dana Schmidt from Portland is Ashley Weaver aka Loptimus Prime. I personally think they have a similar appearance, I wonder if they could be long lost twins? Nik, who do you think is hotter? I’m leaning towards Dana, I dig the full bushy eyebrows, however Loptimus’ rack looks like it’s settled quite nice.

Whatever happened to Loptimus Prime??? Is she still alive… I hope she is ready for March Madness.- nik

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Loptimus Prime On A T-Shirt

August 17, 2009 Loptimus Prime, Seattle 14

Loptimus Prime on a TITS Tshirt?!

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, here’s our wonderful same facer Ms.”Bella (haha) Ashley Marie” AKA Loptimus Prime filming some video of some sort in Bahamas, thinkin she’s some kind of celebrity. Apparently the word around town is this shimmy b*tch will be on Tshirts soon, a brand called T.I.T.S? Im sorry but dont you have to have nice t*ts to be reppin a company named after the fun bags?

They already have Elvira on their T-Shirts why not Loptimus?- nik

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