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I Hope You Girls Take Notes

May 1, 2013 Loptimus Prime, Seattle, The Dirty 96 82,692 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, check out what Loptimus Prime just put on FB. I’m in the same shoes as her, when I was in my young 20′s, I had the most amazing body and everyone wanted to be with me. I had sugar daddys and life was a breeze… I wasted those years partying my ass off and now that I’m 28 and I want a serious relationship, I can’t get a guy with a job or that actually has money. It is depressing and I hope all you young girls that follow TheDirty, don’t make the same mistake as many of us did. Take advantage of those looks while you are in your prime.

Like I always say… nobody wants to see a girl naked after they hit 30 years of age.- nik

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Loptimus Prime Had A Baby

March 6, 2013 Loptimus Prime, Seattle 18 7,073 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, just thought I would update the Dirty Army on one of their DC’s. I haven’t seen anything posted in a while about old Loppy aka Loptimus Prime so I decided to check her facebook. And OMG Loppy is a mommy, shall we retire her as a DC officially so she can be left alone to raise her baby. Congratulations Loptimus Prime! Hope you and the baby are doing well, also Nik how do you think she looks after baby?

Congrats Loptimus Prime, your whole life is about to change!- nik

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$10,000 Give Away At LAX Friday, October 28th

October 17, 2011 Las Vegas, Loptimus Prime, The Dirty 0 7,067 Views

CASSIE CUTLER: Nik, super excited for me and Loptimus Prime to come party in Las Vegas with you at LAX. Being Dirty Army Strong, I figured this new bottle rat costume is perfect for DA. See you next Friday.

That costume is classic. DA, this is the only Halloween party in Vegas on Friday so make sure you represent. Girls make sure you email [email protected] to get on the VIP list.- nik

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Loptimus Prime In Focus

June 20, 2011 Loptimus Prime, Seattle, The Dirty 41 7,021 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, you want clear images of Loptimus and her “transformation”, here you go. And Nik stop acting like we didn’t meet at wonderland. “It’s business, dont take it personally”. Stop posting me. Where do I sign up for immunity, I’m over this highschool sh*t.

Sorry Loptimus Prime, I have met so many girls in my life… it’s hard to remember. I only file away the hot ones.- nik

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Loptimus Prime Needs To Be Upgraded

June 16, 2011 Loptimus Prime, Seattle, The Dirty 31 8,158 Views

Loptimus prime needs to be upgraded.

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, you are the sh*t. Your opinions have given me too many laughs. To the point though. I went to school with the Weave and she always looked good in her myspace pics. Then I saw her on BGC and I was like “whoaaa this thing got wider and grew a penis while paying an Asian to airbrush her eyebrows “. Then the reuinion came on and she obviously wised up and sanded down her wide body kit and got rid of the lowrider eyebrows (we are still talking about a car right). She looked a lot better. She still post pics daily, but they are all blurry as fck. Everyone is still like “OMG you’re so pretty” and I’m just like come on Loptimus, for being a transformer (I mean from a guy to girl type of way). You should have some high quality prime images.

I hate girls who try to hide their real looks with blurry images. Loptimus Prime, it is ok to focus on real life.- nik

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