THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, just thought I would update the Dirty Army on one of their DC’s. I haven’t seen anything posted in a while about old Loppy aka Loptimus Prime so I decided to check her facebook. And OMG Loppy is a mommy, shall we retire her as a DC officially so she can be left alone to raise her baby. Congratulations Loptimus Prime! Hope you and the baby are doing well, also Nik how do you think she looks after baby?

Congrats Loptimus Prime, your whole life is about to change!- nik

CASSIE CUTLER: Nik, super excited for me and Loptimus Prime to come party in Las Vegas with you at LAX.  Being Dirty Army Strong, I figured this new bottle rat costume is perfect for DA.  See you next Friday.

That costume is classic. DA, this is the only Halloween party in Vegas on Friday so make sure you represent. Girls make sure you email Anthony@TheDirty[email protected] to get on the VIP list.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, you want clear images of Loptimus and her “transformation”, here you go. And Nik stop acting like we didn’t meet at wonderland. “It’s business, dont take it personally”. Stop posting me. Where do I sign up for immunity, I’m over this highschool sh*t.

Sorry Loptimus Prime, I have met so many girls in my life… it’s hard to remember. I only file away the hot ones.- nik

Round 1 Winner: AR Mystery

Round 1 Winner: RackStar

Round 1 Winner: Nickel

Round 1 Winner: Silver Dollar

March Madness starts back up Monday. My legal team ROCKS!!

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, was looking at some Celebs and I saw that you were asking if Loptimus Prime was alive…yep she’s still kicking and engaged! I just want to know..what happened to her. I used to think she was at least somewhat pretty.

I bet you it takes her 3 hours to put on those wings on her eyelashes.- nik