THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so I know your Favorite Ashely from the Bad Girls club is finally making her way to becoming a Dirty Celeb. Pretty Overdue if you ask me!! She is so full of her self and thinks she is amazing with her pounds of Makeup! She is on my MySpace and I start laughing to see who she was dating now. YOURs Truly CRAZY EYES Joey!! HA HA Are you kidding. Dumb and Dumber are officially together. here is a picture she has on her site of them, this is her favorite so she says. She even has an album dedicated for just them name JOELEY!! Thats Almost as stupid as her attempts to be Sexy. Im sure by this put your vomitting a lil in your mouth, but Arent they Just the best looking couple Nik??
PS: I wonder if that Extreme Hack Refund she has makes it Easier for Crazy Eyes to See. Hopefully they can make enough money to get him some new pants Im over seeing his raggedy jeans all Screwed up and ripped at the bottoms. JOEY THATS WHY THEY MAKE JEANS FOR SHORT MEN, STOPT TRYING TO COMPENSATE FOR YOUR LACK OF …………………………………….. EVERYTHING!
According to your votes. I will name her “Loptimus Prime”.- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, here is Ashley again from Bad Girls Club. She thinks she is god’s gift to men, when in reality she is just a stripper and wannabe promoter with the worst hack job boobs. Seattle trash…
I need to make her into a DIRTY CELEB in Seattle… DIRTY ARMY, can someone come up with a good name?- nik
Here are the Top 7 DIRTY Celeb names… Pick your favorite.
Loptimus Prime (23%, 3,523 Votes)
Sea Tranny (22%, 3,302 Votes)
Space Noodle (play on space needle) (18%, 2,749 Votes)