THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, was looking at some Celebs and I saw that you were asking if Loptimus Prime was alive…yep she’s still kicking and engaged! I just want to know..what happened to her. I used to think she was at least somewhat pretty.

I bet you it takes her 3 hours to put on those wings on her eyelashes.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I saw that everyone thinks that Dana Schmidt from Portland is Ashley Weaver aka Loptimus Prime. I personally think they have a similar appearance, I wonder if they could be long lost twins? Nik, who do you think is hotter? I’m leaning towards Dana, I dig the full bushy eyebrows, however Loptimus’ rack looks like it’s settled quite nice.

Whatever happened to Loptimus Prime??? Is she still alive… I hope she is ready for March Madness.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, here’s our wonderful same facer Ms.”Bella (haha) Ashley Marie” AKA Loptimus Prime filming some video of some sort in Bahamas, thinkin she’s some kind of celebrity. Apparently the word around town is this shimmy b*tch will be on Tshirts soon, a brand called T.I.T.S? Im sorry but dont you have to have nice t*ts to be reppin a company named after the fun bags?

They already have Elvira on their T-Shirts why not Loptimus?- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, here is Ashley or Loptimus Prime at her best. haha She still looks like a man but, at least she is covering up her hack job! She loves you so much, she is even blowing you kisses!

What is with the fishing lure on Loptimus’s man stomach… I guess it makes for good Trout bait.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so I know your Favorite Ashely from the Bad Girls club is finally making her way to becoming a Dirty Celeb. Pretty Overdue if you ask me!! She is so full of her self and thinks she is amazing with her pounds of Makeup! She is on my MySpace and I start laughing to see who she was dating now. YOURs Truly CRAZY EYES Joey!! HA HA Are you kidding. Dumb and Dumber are officially together. here is a picture she has on her site of them, this is her favorite so she says. She even has an album dedicated for just them name JOELEY!! Thats Almost as stupid as her attempts to be Sexy. Im sure by this put your vomitting a lil in your mouth, but Arent they Just the best looking couple Nik??

PS: I wonder if that Extreme Hack Refund she has makes it Easier for Crazy Eyes to See. Hopefully they can make enough money to get him some new pants Im over seeing his raggedy jeans all Screwed up and ripped at the bottoms. JOEY THATS WHY THEY MAKE JEANS FOR SHORT MEN, STOPT TRYING TO COMPENSATE FOR YOUR LACK OF …………………………………….. EVERYTHING!

According to your votes.  I will name her “Loptimus Prime”.- nik