THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Malpractice aka “Urlacher Stalker” posted this on her fb page and is going crazy w/ the Chicago Bears pics. Shes been hinting around trying to be cute and coy about them talking and her going to meet him for months now and I truly believe its going to happen. Need your advice Nik & the dirty army, should the bears security be alerted or should we just sit back and watch this incredible trainwreck?

Sit back… let Urlacher get laid. I hope Jenny sees who her ex-man loves to rail out.- nik

Also See: Malpractive vs Jenny McCarthy

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, at last night’s Nickelback concert Malpractice was in her true form. Being the greg sucker she is and hanging out with and on (although it was not wanted) the drummer for Nickelback at the aftershow party. She to this day still thinks everyone likes her, when in reality they don’t and they try their hardest to get away from her. Unfortunately she’s a psycho stalker goupie and the guys find out only AFTER they give her their number, making it too late to escape her in any way! She made it (or should I say those huge fake boobs) made it onto the big screen more than once. I happened to look at the screen and took a photo of it. According to her facebook page, it was the best night of her life. Ever. I wonder if it was the best night of her life ever, because she was hit over the head with a bottle backstage? No mention of that moment on her facebook page! I did find a photo on her facebook page without makeup! Holy Scary! Tiffany….people don’t like you…maybe someday you’ll get it. Until then, I hope the bottle to the head is harder next time!

I wonder if Malpractice is still bitter at Jenny McCarthy for stealing her man?- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, look at this god awful pic of Malpractice (aka Tiffany Joy Vine).  Good lord its some of the worst self shot I’ve ever seen! No way in hell did Brian Urlacher hit this, even on his worst day. It’s a shame that she honestly believes all that facebook hype that those cyber creepers feed her because she constantly posts half naked photos to try & get attention. This girl needs psychiatric help. ASAP.

I can see the photoshop errors in the armpit and leg region.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Tiffany is a super hot model in Dallas/Denver. She’s got an awesome rack, she’s actually intelligent unlike most girls who are this hot, and she even dated Brian Urlacher so she has taste unlike most of these girls. So I know you’re picky and could probably find flaws even in Tiffany, but you have to admit she’s pretty damn good right?

She is all stretch marks in person (http://di.tl/smark). Jenny, I hope he wore a condom.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Dear Nik, my fiance is going to buy me some +2s and the budget is a little over 10gs. Please tell me where to go! I trust your opinion and guidance. I don’t mind traveling outside of my city. I want them to look as natural as possible and I am a C looking to be a full D. Thanks Nik!

Email me [email protected] so I can let you know who the Top Gun doctor is in your area for +2′s. For all you girls getting +2′s, use my wife’s stretch mark cream on your breasts 3 weeks prior to your surgery and a full month after to avoid Malpractice marks. – nik