Malpractice vs Jenny McCarthy

August 17, 2012 Chicago, Denver, Malpractice, The Dirty 6 5,488 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Yep, Tiffany Joy is crediting herself with the Brian Urlacher/Jenny McCarthy breakup. According to her facebook page he’s been calling her and they’ve been in touch for quite sometime. Maybe he had knee surgery from picking up this pig. Did Brian leave Jenny for this fat-ass?!? Say it aint so Nik!!

I don’t think Malpractice had anything to do with it… In my heart of hearts I believe Jenny woke up one day and said “WTF am I doing? I’m so out of this guys league and being BBF with Kristen Cavallari is going backwards in life.”- nik

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Malpractice Is At It Again

June 12, 2012 Denver, Malpractice, The Dirty 27 9,642 Views

Malpractice Is At It Again

Malpractice Is At It Again

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, at last night’s Nickelback concert Malpractice was in her true form. Being the greg sucker she is and hanging out with and on (although it was not wanted) the drummer for Nickelback at the aftershow party. She to this day still thinks everyone likes her, when in reality they don’t and they try their hardest to get away from her. Unfortunately she’s a psycho stalker goupie and the guys find out only AFTER they give her their number, making it too late to escape her in any way! She made it (or should I say those huge fake boobs) made it onto the big screen more than once. I happened to look at the screen and took a photo of it. According to her facebook page, it was the best night of her life. Ever. I wonder if it was the best night of her life ever, because she was hit over the head with a bottle backstage? No mention of that moment on her facebook page! I did find a photo on her facebook page without makeup! Holy Scary! Tiffany….people don’t like you…maybe someday you’ll get it. Until then, I hope the bottle to the head is harder next time!

I wonder if Malpractice is still bitter at Jenny McCarthy for stealing her man?- nik

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Malpractice Is Not Getting Any Better Looking

May 14, 2012 Denver, Malpractice, The Dirty 13 9,954 Views

Malpractice's f*ed up photoshopped pics

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, look at this god awful pic of Malpractice (aka Tiffany Joy Vine).  Good lord its some of the worst self shot I’ve ever seen! No way in hell did Brian Urlacher hit this, even on his worst day. It’s a shame that she honestly believes all that facebook hype that those cyber creepers feed her because she constantly posts half naked photos to try & get attention. This girl needs psychiatric help. ASAP.

I can see the photoshop errors in the armpit and leg region.- nik

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Tiffany Vine Is So Hot

April 17, 2012 Dallas, Denver, Malpractice, The Dirty 71 12,590 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Tiffany is a super hot model in Dallas/Denver. She’s got an awesome rack, she’s actually intelligent unlike most girls who are this hot, and she even dated Brian Urlacher so she has taste unlike most of these girls. So I know you’re picky and could probably find flaws even in Tiffany, but you have to admit she’s pretty damn good right?

She is all stretch marks in person ( Jenny, I hope he wore a condom.- nik

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Question About +2′s

March 10, 2012 Denver, Malpractice, Scottsdale, The Dirty 14 8,420 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Dear Nik, my fiance is going to buy me some +2s and the budget is a little over 10gs. Please tell me where to go! I trust your opinion and guidance. I don’t mind traveling outside of my city. I want them to look as natural as possible and I am a C looking to be a full D. Thanks Nik!

Email me [email protected] so I can let you know who the Top Gun doctor is in your area for +2′s. For all you girls getting +2′s, use my wife’s stretch mark cream on your breasts 3 weeks prior to your surgery and a full month after to avoid Malpractice marks. – nik

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Malpractice Should Think Twice Before She Hits Up My Man Again

March 2, 2012 Denver, Dirty Athletes, Malpractice, The Dirty 31 7,166 Views

malpractice will be sent to the ER

malpractice will be sent to the ER

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, the next time I see this b*tch I’m going to f*ck her up.  Shes been sending pics and  msgs to my mans inbox and I finally confronted his sorry ass and reamed him a new 1 and this girl will be next.  Groupie wh*re who STALKS Brian Urlacher and posts pics of every disgusting dbag who’s greg she’s ever sucked.  Grow up, and thank god for the darkness or she would never get any.

Brian you know she only likes black guys, right?- nik

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Tiffany Joy Proves Brian Urlacher Has No Standards Or Any Respect For Himself

February 27, 2012 Chicago, Denver, Dirty Athletes, Malpractice, The Dirty 19 8,995 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Tiffany Joy strikes again!  Supposedly shes talking to Brian Urlacher & she’s posting their convos online. I didn’t want to post this because I thought  she’d put up  alot more but wth she wants it out there obviously….xoxo.

Brian, have you seen her in the light?- nik

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Malpractice Is Not The Hottest Thing In Denver

February 23, 2012 Denver, Malpractice, The Dirty 14 6,489 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this girl took pics of herself in a hotel flaunting her stretch marked t*tties…. just look at the pics, it’s disgusting and might I add it looks like her eye liner is a super hero mask!  Malpractice thinks she is the hottest thing out here since no one has +2′s.  But she is beat as hell.

It looks like Raccoons have been trying to climb up those +2′s… those stretch marks are brutal.- nik

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