THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Tiffany is a super hot model in Dallas/Denver. She’s got an awesome rack, she’s actually intelligent unlike most girls who are this hot, and she even dated Brian Urlacher so she has taste unlike most of these girls. So I know you’re picky and could probably find flaws even in Tiffany, but you have to admit she’s pretty damn good right?

She is all stretch marks in person (http://di.tl/smark). Jenny, I hope he wore a condom.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Dear Nik, my fiance is going to buy me some +2s and the budget is a little over 10gs. Please tell me where to go! I trust your opinion and guidance. I don’t mind traveling outside of my city. I want them to look as natural as possible and I am a C looking to be a full D. Thanks Nik!

Email me [email protected] so I can let you know who the Top Gun doctor is in your area for +2′s. For all you girls getting +2′s, use my wife’s stretch mark cream on your breasts 3 weeks prior to your surgery and a full month after to avoid Malpractice marks. – nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, the next time I see this b*tch I’m going to f*ck her up.  Shes been sending pics and  msgs to my mans inbox and I finally confronted his sorry ass and reamed him a new 1 and this girl will be next.  Groupie wh*re who STALKS Brian Urlacher and posts pics of every disgusting dbag who’s greg she’s ever sucked.  Grow up, and thank god for the darkness or she would never get any.

Brian you know she only likes black guys, right?- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Tiffany Joy strikes again!  Supposedly shes talking to Brian Urlacher & she’s posting their convos online. I didn’t want to post this because I thought  she’d put up  alot more but wth she wants it out there obviously….xoxo.

Brian, have you seen her in the light?- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this girl took pics of herself in a hotel flaunting her stretch marked t*tties…. just look at the pics, it’s disgusting and might I add it looks like her eye liner is a super hero mask!  Malpractice thinks she is the hottest thing out here since no one has +2′s.  But she is beat as hell.

It looks like Raccoons have been trying to climb up those +2′s… those stretch marks are brutal.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Malpractice, 4 and a half years ago, begging for money on a “make a wish” type website so she could afford breast implants. She was so fat and gross back then that she couldn’t even sleep around for money like she does now. By the looks of it, she had to end up getting them in Mexico. At least now we know why her breasts look so horrible. Click here to see her begging for +2′s.

She had to get the +2′s to make her body look normal. Can you imagine if she was flat with those thighs?- nik