What Is Going On With Malpractice’s Stomach

March 4, 2013 Denver, Malpractice, The Dirty 223

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, what the hell is going on with Malpractice in this picture?  I cannot tell if it is photoshop or did the girl really lose that much weight?  And if she did, don’t you think the stomach area is looking really weird.

I feel sick.- nik

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Malpractice Needs A New Doctor

February 11, 2013 Denver, Malpractice 60

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik,  Malpractice is just about played out… but just when you think it is over, she posts this picture. Are you serious? It is either botched plastic surgery, botched Photoshop, or well, who cares.  She has so much potential but has completely went the wrong direction.

Self post.- nik

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Malpractice Vs The Truth

January 30, 2013 Denver, Dirty Army Strong, Malpractice, The Dirty 54

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I just wanted to say KUDOS to Keirsten Taylor! Thats the catfish who fooled Malpractice into believing that she was going to receive 2 pairs of Loubies for NYE! LOL!!  Now, onto business..To Nik and the dirty army: can someone please explain how this pig went from HUGE to skinny w an ITG in less than 2 months??! Minus the fact she wears at least 2 bras under her shirt in every photo to hide her deep refund gap, it has to be an iphone photoshop app. I do not believe that this cow who constantly talks about sitting around, drinking wine, and eating “fat kid dinners” like pasta and cupcakes can magically lose over 30 pds that fast w/o smoking massive amounts of speed/meth. Hmmm maybe thats why her teeth are so disgusting and she cant hold down a job?? P.S. please expose the photoshop fails in her photos bc she swears theyre “real”. I mean, look at the size of her MASSIVE THIGHS in the first photo!! Its disgusting.

Why does she wear two bras if her rack is fake? I’m a firm believer that all +2′s should be free of communist bras.- nik

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Malpractice Comes Out Of The Woodwork

December 27, 2012 Denver, Malpractice, The Dirty 31


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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, it seems as though Malpractice has had a flyer created just for her about hosting a party for NYE.  She’s a “VIP Host” for the NYE party at the Crowne Plaza here in Denver.  I went on their website and it had nothing mentioned about her.   Guess since she hasn’t been out and about lately, she feels the need to create her own publicity. Please find a new city to call home you piece of trash.

Malpractice, I think it’s time for Las Vegas.- nik

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Malpractice’s Epic FAIL

September 5, 2012 Denver, Malpractice 23

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Malpractice’s Epic FAIL. Thrown out of backstage (2x), the pit and ultimately the venue.  Last week in Denver, Malpractice and a friend were at the Incubus/Linkin Park show in Denver.  Not sure whose greg she sucked to get them but they had all access laminates. Regardless of who gave them to her, her and her friend were tossed out of backstage during Incubus’ set not once but TWICE. She was bawling her eyes out and had to go to a horrid seat because she wasn’t allowed anywhere else. (There is video (albeit it not the best quality) of her bawling and pleading with security to let her go backstage again. She was DENIED.). She was texting someone like crazy, but no one seemed to come “rescue” her as she thinks she is entitled to be where she isn’t wanted. Between sets, she and her friend decided to use their passes to get down front into the pit. There were many unhappy concertgoers. They had been there for a few hours and weren’t about to give up their spots to whores.  She was telling people she was a “relative” of someone in Incubus and had an all access pass and could go where she wanted.  Security already had their eyes on her. She was quickly confronted and told she could not be in there. She again pulled the “I can do what I want I have a laminate  card.” Security didn’t care. She kept denying that she was thrown out of backstage. (It was pretty funny to hear her say so when I knew the truth as the person who kicked her out happens to be a friend of mine!) They already had issues with her that night and were over her “I’m better than all of you because I have this pass attitude”. She was instructed to get out of the pit.  Her friend kept telling her they needed to do what they were told before they got thrown out.  4 security guys later, some threats from individuals in the pit, she was escorted out of the pit and APPLAUSE broke out as she was walking away.  Apparently she kept up her antics and was not only booted from backstage and the pit, but was also kicked out of the venue.  Her options were:  1. Find a ride home. 2. Go to Detox.  Not sure which option she chose.  I would assume she had to call her mommy to rescue her as it was obvious that NO ONE on that tour was going to come “save the damsel in distress!”. Tiffany…you are about to be 86’d from ALL Denver venues. What will you do then? Move to yet another city? Please…do us all that favor!  PS – No matter how much DNA you swallow, you will NEVER be a family member of someone in Incubus.

I want the video.- nik

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Malpractice is going to Chicago

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Malpractice Is Going To Chicago

August 20, 2012 Chicago, Denver, Malpractice, The Dirty 33

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Malpractice aka “Urlacher Stalker” posted this on her fb page and is going crazy w/ the Chicago Bears pics. Shes been hinting around trying to be cute and coy about them talking and her going to meet him for months now and I truly believe its going to happen. Need your advice Nik & the dirty army, should the bears security be alerted or should we just sit back and watch this incredible trainwreck?

Sit back… let Urlacher get laid. I hope Jenny sees who her ex-man loves to rail out.- nik

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Malpractice vs Jenny McCarthy

August 17, 2012 Chicago, Denver, Malpractice, The Dirty 6

THE DIRTY ARMY: Yep, Tiffany Joy is crediting herself with the Brian Urlacher/Jenny McCarthy breakup. According to her facebook page he’s been calling her and they’ve been in touch for quite sometime. Maybe he had knee surgery from picking up this pig. Did Brian leave Jenny for this fat-ass?!? Say it aint so Nik!!

I don’t think Malpractice had anything to do with it… In my heart of hearts I believe Jenny woke up one day and said “WTF am I doing? I’m so out of this guys league and being BBF with Kristen Cavallari is going backwards in life.”- nik

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Malpractice Is At It Again

June 12, 2012 Denver, Malpractice, The Dirty 27

Malpractice Is At It Again

Malpractice Is At It Again

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, at last night’s Nickelback concert Malpractice was in her true form. Being the greg sucker she is and hanging out with and on (although it was not wanted) the drummer for Nickelback at the aftershow party. She to this day still thinks everyone likes her, when in reality they don’t and they try their hardest to get away from her. Unfortunately she’s a psycho stalker goupie and the guys find out only AFTER they give her their number, making it too late to escape her in any way! She made it (or should I say those huge fake boobs) made it onto the big screen more than once. I happened to look at the screen and took a photo of it. According to her facebook page, it was the best night of her life. Ever. I wonder if it was the best night of her life ever, because she was hit over the head with a bottle backstage? No mention of that moment on her facebook page! I did find a photo on her facebook page without makeup! Holy Scary! Tiffany….people don’t like you…maybe someday you’ll get it. Until then, I hope the bottle to the head is harder next time!

I wonder if Malpractice is still bitter at Jenny McCarthy for stealing her man?- nik

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