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Maple Ridge’s Finest Couple

April 28, 2010 Dirty Army Strong, Maple Queef, Maple Ridge 4

Maple Ridge's Finest Couple

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is Maple Ridge’s Finest couple!*sarcasm* He, Clay V is a cheating, disgusting, retarded (literally, his mother drank during her pregnancy, how could you have a face like that with out FAS) drug addicted GOOF. She is Krystle M, she is a psychopath, raging lunatic with a disgusting face, who puts up with her cheating boyfriend.

It looks and sounds like the are perfect for each other. Nothing screams doucher more then a sport coat over an assliction shirt.- nik

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New Pic of “Maple Queef”

July 8, 2008 Maple Queef, Montreal, The Dirty 4

Is it just me or did Maple Queef have the spray tan cap a little to low on the forehead? That Canadian sprayed bronze is magical. I heard he was the stand in for Hellboy.

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Introducing: MAPLE QUEEF

Top 3 on Canadian Idol

DIRTY ARMY Please vote for your winner

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Introducing: MAPLE QUEEF

April 30, 2008 Maple Queef, Montreal, The Dirty 10


Montreal you should be proud… you have your very own official Douche Bag named: MAPLE QUEEF wins the Canadian Idol election.
Le MAPLE QUEEF (french version)

PFC Grimenfilth
April 29th, 2008 at 1:31 pm

Nik, the people have spoken!, his name shall be “Maple Queef” henceforth…

I found a baby picture of MAPLE QUEEF if you care?

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Top 3 on Canadian Idol

April 29, 2008 Maple Queef, Montreal, The Dirty 103


Okay so we cut it down to 3 names for this MONTREAL Douche-Bag!!!

This is the final election… Your vote COUNTS (not like real life where it is useless)!

Please Choose One:
1) GARY with a silent R.
2) Maple Queef
3) TOD (Touch of Downs)

DIRTY ARMY this Montreal DIRTY Celeb name is in your hands… as I will post the winner tomorrow.- nik

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DIRTY ARMY Please vote for your winner

April 25, 2008 Maple Queef, Montreal, The Dirty 148


Montreal Douche Bag Top 6 names from the DIRTY ARMY.

1) Gary… With a silent R
2) The Mummy
3) Turd Monger
4) Maple Queef
5) Ben-Hur
6) Tod. “Touch of Down’s”

Your vote counts… remember the greatest comeback in the history of the Internet.= CHERNOBYL

The world depends on you DIRTY ARMY!!!- nik

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King of all Douche Bags- Canada Version! (montreal)

April 24, 2008 Maple Queef, Montreal, The Dirty 97


DIRTY ARMY I need help coming up with a NAME for this turd monger… Any ideas because I think we might be seeing a lot more of him. Thank you Montreal for gracing us with this beauty.

If you need to take a closer look into his heart you can view more pics here!

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