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Nik Richie Is The Internet’s “Voice Of Reason”

November 13, 2013 Hollywood, Mapquest, The Dirty 58

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, so in my search to find a picture to accompany this post, I found what I *think* is MapQuest lol! Anyways, I’m a huge fan, and I have something I would like to get off my chest. I hate reading LONG ass posts, so I’m going to try and make this as short and sweet as I can:

So I get that without social networking, you wouldn’t have found success via The Dirty (sorry, but it’s true. No hard feelings). What I find sad is that women (and some men) are taking to Instagram, Facebook, and Twitter to beg for attention. I would know, because I used to be one of them. It is natural as a woman to be insecure, but social networking is taking it to a whole new level. I thank GOD I deleted all of my online profiles, because it truly changed my life.

I am college educated and have a good corporate job, but boy was it hard to get all of those scandalous pictures of myself off of the internet. Those things can come back to haunt you and prevent you from finding real success in life. Don’t get me wrong, I never was an escort, did drugs, or got arrested, however, I was a party girl that participated in “modeling”, like half of the girls on social networking sites do (ugh I know, I’m embarrassed by myself for doing that). People nowadays LIVE for the attention they get from random old men by posting half naked pictures, and thrive off of trying to make all of these other women jealous by posting pics of their vacations and Loubitons (ya, we all know you’re only buying them because they have a red bottom. SO original). But again, I was one of those girls.

I was able to find happiness and inner confidence without having to rely on the thousands of random followers I had. Because in the end, does it really matter how many followers you have on Instagram, or how many old men beat off to your pictures? All of these pictures are going to come back to haunt you when you’re finally ready to grow up, get a REAL job, and find a husband. No real man wants a woman who has shown her goods off to the world. Women (including my former self) try to “show off” because they feel that they need to prove their worth to others. In reality, it just makes you look desperate and pathetic. I am a very beautiful, intelligent, and genuine woman, and I can say that with conviction, but I am embarrassed that I sold myself short by flaunting my body, face, and material goods to all of the internet. I’m really glad I pulled myself out of that before I ended up on this site, and I advise that others do the same. P.S. I truly do believe that you’re helping others through this site. Eff the haters, you’re the internet’s “voice of reason”.

Yup, that is MapQuest. If I was a civilian and didn’t need social networks for business purposes I would not have an IG, Twitter or Facebook. Being off the grid gives you all the power in life.- nik

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MapQuest Is Like A Coke Bottle

October 11, 2013 Las Vegas, Mapquest, The Dirty 331




THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, I don’t get why so many people hate on MapQuest… look at that body, she is like a coke bottle and any woman would die to have those sexy curves.  Just ask your audience, ask the girls what they think about MapQuest and then you might reconsider.

I like how she is forcing her +2′s to be friends.- nik

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I’m Glad Mapquest Is Back

September 19, 2013 Las Vegas, Mapquest, The Dirty 85


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, love that Mapquest is back on the map.  I swear I feel like she has not aged at all, actually I find her way more doable now than before.  I do love how fake her +2′s are and that ass is growing with every new picture she posts on IG.  You have to give the girl props for maintaining that figure right?

The stomach is still awkward to me. It makes me feel like she has a shallow vagina.- nik

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Why Do You Call Her Mapquest

September 15, 2013 Las Vegas, Mapquest, The Dirty 79




THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, very new to your website.  One of the regular girls I see here in Vegas is what you call a “Dirty Celebrity”, she goes by the name Mapquest.  I wanted to know how she got this so called “Dirty Celebrity” name?  I’m in my late 70′s, so I’m not 100% hip to everything and haven’t been able to figure it out.

Because its takes a map to travel from one breast (point A) to the other (point B). MP is doing a good job pushing them together in these pictures, but it real life she has a 4 inch gap.- nik

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MapQuest Where Have You Been

August 25, 2013 Las Vegas, Mapquest, The Dirty 70

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so glad MapQuest has resurfaced. For almost being 40 you have to admit that she is looking phonemail and those +2′s are cray cray. She is proving you wrong, a girl can be in her prime way past the age of 30.

I think you meant to say ‘Phenomenal’, but even your auto-text refused to let you lie. Thank you Siri.- nik

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Mapquest Needs To Stop Sending Novels To Her Ex

August 20, 2013 Las Vegas, Mapquest, The Dirty 152


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, you probably wonder why MapQuest hasn’t been posted on here lately? Well besides her stalking her Ex boyfriend of 10 years that left her a year ago and she’s still stuck on him till this day she sends him novels to his phone and doesn’t realize that her ex and his new girlfriend are just laughing at her. Besides that she’s also dating this host in Vegas his name is Alonzo which he is only 23yrs old and shes 33yrs old which sounds like shes going thru midlife crisis dating a guy 10 years younger than her when shes already 33 and even he is sick of her still talking about her ex to him all the time. Hopefully she stops stalking my boyfriend now since she is being exposed on here with all the text messages and a picture of her cuz this is getting really annoying dealing with her. What do you think Nik?

I never knew Mapquest’s real name was Rosemary. It’s hard/impossible for females to find true love after 30 years old.- nik

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I Want To Book Mapquest

March 3, 2013 Las Vegas, Mapquest, The Dirty 155



THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I have always been DA Strong since the DirtyScottsdale days.  Now 5 years later, I caught my wife cheating with our neighbor and divorced her ungrateful ass.  She is your typical Scottsdale gold digger that will do anything for a richer guy.  Anyway, now that I’m single, I’ve always had a thing for Mapquest.   I want to book her for a private but don’t know her name or any info on her.  Hope you or the Dirty Army can help me out here.  I need to reward myself.

Is she still alive? I thought Mapquest went out of business?- nik

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Is Business Slow In Las Vegas

February 26, 2012 Las Vegas, Mapquest, Scottsdale, The Dirty 77

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THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, I was doing my usual backpage creeping this past weekend because once a month I like to treat myself (don’t judge, 3 kids with my wife and she weighs in at 250 and 5’1, not a pretty thing to see).  Look who I came across, I really want to book Mapquest but I wanted to see if anyone know if this was really her.  I’d book her once a month easily, and she travels with friends… that is a win/win.

Book her and report back to us please.- nik

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