THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I have always been DA Strong since the DirtyScottsdale days.  Now 5 years later, I caught my wife cheating with our neighbor and divorced her ungrateful ass.  She is your typical Scottsdale gold digger that will do anything for a richer guy.  Anyway, now that I’m single, I’ve always had a thing for Mapquest.   I want to book her for a private but don’t know her name or any info on her.  Hope you or the Dirty Army can help me out here.  I need to reward myself.

Is she still alive? I thought Mapquest went out of business?- nik

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THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, I was doing my usual backpage creeping this past weekend because once a month I like to treat myself (don’t judge, 3 kids with my wife and she weighs in at 250 and 5’1, not a pretty thing to see).  Look who I came across, I really want to book Mapquest but I wanted to see if anyone know if this was really her.  I’d book her once a month easily, and she travels with friends… that is a win/win.

Book her and report back to us please.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, I was facebook stalking the other day and came across some pictures of AIM on a friend’s page. The close-ups show how badly she’s ageing. The last pic shows a guy kissing her cheek and grabbing her +2′s, however that doesn’t look like her Canadian Bacon. Are they not together anymore? I see a ring on her finger still.

Trouble in Paradise for AIM?- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so its summer time again in LV and some of the hot DCs have been out and about.  I wanted to ask what you think about Mapquest and the all mighty booty of AIM.  Also, Erika the escort from Scottsdale is in the last pic, she is hot and if I could afford to pay her Maserati car note, I’d be hitting it to lol.

I don’t understand why AIM’s calf muscles don’t match?- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I can’t believe they let MapQuest run around Las Vegas with no damn shirt on.  I’d totally understand if she was hot or had some nice +2′s but hers look like they are mad at each other and trying to get far away from one another as possible.

That is why we call her MapQuest because you need directions to get from one breast to the other.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, its a momentous day. AIM finally got MAPQUEST to a pool for Pool season 2010. Nik what do you think Mapquest needs to do to tighten up that GAP for the summer? and what is going on with her waist?  Im hella confused, Nik can I get your out look on this?

I always wondered why MapQuest wore her hair down… guess that 7-head answers my question.- nik