THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Mapquest has been quiet as of late since AIM has a New Candaian bacon. She came out to party a few nights ago since AIM is back in town and she looks like she has had some work done. Nik what do you think of mapquests new face, Also do you think Mapquest will be a bridesmaid at AIMs wedding?

I think MapQuest (blonde) did get some work done to look less handsome this season. I think she removed another rib and injected some more HGH into her neck… have you ever seen a neck that thick before?- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I want to ask you if you could explain to me why AIM and Mapquest hang out with the biggest douchebags on earth.  I mean those two woman are the hottest things on earth.

I think their body types and brains attract losers who only want sex 24-7.  Why make friends for conversations when you can make friends dumb enough to sleep with?- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so Too Short has a place out in Vegas and of course Short dog is friends with locals. Surprise surprise he is GOOD friends with Aim & Mapquest. Do you think they lap dance him or maybe a little more?

Sorry, I just lost all respect for Too Short for wearing that shirt.  Tigers and balloon racks are so 2007.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I HAVE ROSE AS A FRIEND ON MYSPACE AND I THINK SHES HOT TELL ME ONE BAD THING ABOUT THIS PIC NIK.

They are touching them like they are their trophies. Such classy and natural beauties need to be held with respect.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, 3dirty celebs aim, mapquest, and gayviators. Do you think a 3sum went down? and do you think Gayviator had to pay for it?

How did MapQuest make them touch?  That is the question you should be asking.- nik