Mapquest | Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities - Part 2

What Happened To AIM’s Canadian Bacon

October 24, 2011 AIM, Las Vegas, Mapquest, The Dirty 60

What happened to AIM's Canadian Bacon?

What happened to AIM's Canadian Bacon?

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, I was facebook stalking the other day and came across some pictures of AIM on a friend’s page. The close-ups show how badly she’s ageing. The last pic shows a guy kissing her cheek and grabbing her +2′s, however that doesn’t look like her Canadian Bacon. Are they not together anymore? I see a ring on her finger still.

Trouble in Paradise for AIM?- nik

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I Love Summer Time In Las Vegas

June 9, 2011 AIM, Las Vegas, Mapquest, The Dirty 84

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so its summer time again in LV and some of the hot DCs have been out and about.  I wanted to ask what you think about Mapquest and the all mighty booty of AIM.  Also, Erika the escort from Scottsdale is in the last pic, she is hot and if I could afford to pay her Maserati car note, I’d be hitting it to lol.

I don’t understand why AIM’s calf muscles don’t match?- nik

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Can You Believe They Let Her Walk Around Like That

November 5, 2010 Las Vegas, Mapquest, The Dirty 48

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I can’t believe they let MapQuest run around Las Vegas with no damn shirt on.  I’d totally understand if she was hot or had some nice +2′s but hers look like they are mad at each other and trying to get far away from one another as possible.

That is why we call her MapQuest because you need directions to get from one breast to the other.- nik

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Mapquest Wants To Retire

July 19, 2010 Las Vegas, Mapquest, The Dirty 31

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, as AIM is getting more fame and attention another Dirty celeb and her bff Mapquest has fallen from the lime light, and this is why. She is all in love with this ex pimp vegas hustler, and basically he told her that he no longer wants her to party without him and HE really really disliked all the attention and fame she was getting from her dirty celeb status, so he told her to untag all her photos and make her myspace and facebook private, and to not take pictures at bars or clubs because he does not want to see her face on the site. Nik why is this guy such a hater on his womans celeb status?

He sounds like a male version of a DreamKiller.  Mapquest loves attention so I doubt they are going to work.- nik

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MapQuest Makes 2010 Pool Season Debut

May 6, 2010 AIM, Las Vegas, Mapquest, The Dirty 64

THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, its a momentous day. AIM finally got MAPQUEST to a pool for Pool season 2010. Nik what do you think Mapquest needs to do to tighten up that GAP for the summer? and what is going on with her waist?  Im hella confused, Nik can I get your out look on this?

I always wondered why MapQuest wore her hair down… guess that 7-head answers my question.- nik

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Did MapQuest Get Some Work Done This Past Off Season

May 4, 2010 AIM, Las Vegas, Mapquest, The Dirty 71

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Mapquest has been quiet as of late since AIM has a New Candaian bacon. She came out to party a few nights ago since AIM is back in town and she looks like she has had some work done. Nik what do you think of mapquests new face, Also do you think Mapquest will be a bridesmaid at AIMs wedding?

I think MapQuest (blonde) did get some work done to look less handsome this season. I think she removed another rib and injected some more HGH into her neck… have you ever seen a neck that thick before?- nik

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Question About AIM And MapQuest

March 6, 2010 AIM, Las Vegas, Mapquest, The Dirty 30

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I want to ask you if you could explain to me why AIM and Mapquest hang out with the biggest douchebags on earth.  I mean those two woman are the hottest things on earth.

I think their body types and brains attract losers who only want sex 24-7.  Why make friends for conversations when you can make friends dumb enough to sleep with?- nik

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MapQuest And AIM Are Friends With Too Short?

January 27, 2010 AIM, Las Vegas, Mapquest, The Dirty 43

guess who Too short is friends with

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so Too Short has a place out in Vegas and of course Short dog is friends with locals. Surprise surprise he is GOOD friends with Aim & Mapquest. Do you think they lap dance him or maybe a little more?

Sorry, I just lost all respect for Too Short for wearing that shirt.  Tigers and balloon racks are so 2007.- nik

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