THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I think im not attracted to her anymore… is there any naked pics of here surfacing around?

I am sure there are nudes out there, but who would want to see them.  Now can you tell why we call her MapQuest… that distance is ridiculous!- nik

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, if AIM and Mapquest sat on your face, does the the saying “Crack kills” come to reality?

Someone told me AOL didn’t believe in underwear.  I am guessing they must not shave down below.  Muff = more comfort in Wranglers… just ask Brett Favre.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, just another Night out with Aim & Mapquest in Vegas this time they added special guest RO-Hawk shim Nicole. Nik what do these Dirty celebs do when they go to clubs? Do they get treated like royalty?

How do you not see these girls in the light and think they are not guys?  Dresses cannot help these men.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, check out the Vegas dirty duo hitting club Liv in Miami for Halloween, Nik is that guy with mapquest her new Greg, and why did Aim dress up and mapquest didnt?

They are too good for Halloween… that is probably why they skipped out on Vegas.  Sometimes I feel like MapQuest’s belly button is evaporating.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik please help is this Mapquest or is this grimace from the mcdonalds gang?

Some balloons are meant to be popped.- nik

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