Mapquest | Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities - Part 5

MapQuest Tie-Downs

July 27, 2009 Las Vegas, Mapquest, The Dirty 25

Mapquest tie-downs

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, not sure if you’ve used this one already, but I think this is Mapquest, and I think her left boob is pulling her chest off her whole body.

And you really want to know why we call her “MapQuest”?- nik

Also See: Breaking News: MapQuest Gets In Trouble With AOL

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Breaking News: MapQuest Gets In Trouble With AOL

July 25, 2009 Las Vegas, Mapquest, Scottsdale, The Dirty 158


Just so you guys know, she is called MapQuest because you would need AOL’s services to traverse her enormous Refund Gap.  This might be the end of, thanks MapQuest.

You have to read these legal emails… You will think AOL is the biggest joke ever.

AOL Legal Legal 

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Left thumbnail is AOL’s Legal Claim and Right thumbnail is’s Legal response.

Also See: MapQuest

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Mapquest Gets TOPPED down

July 15, 2009 Las Vegas, Mapquest, The Dirty 10

Mapquest gets TOPPED down

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik looks like someone topped down Mapquest, What do you think those basketballs look like nik.

They probably look like tetherballs.  You can punch them and they swing back around.- nik

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Alyen’s New Roid Head, Will MapQuest Be Pushed Aside?

July 15, 2009 Las Vegas, Mapquest 6

Alyen has a new roid head in her life well she dump Mapquest

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik… So Aylen’s last roid head boyfriend ended up cheating on her and making her life miserable so she went back to partying with Mapquest but soon there after she has been picked up by this ROID head. Nik what’s the over under before they break up?

Her face is more manly than his, I’m guessing that her and Mapquest are both naturally men (obviously) and are having a secert relationship.- nik

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What The Hell Is Wrong With Mapquest’s Hands?

July 10, 2009 Las Vegas, Mapquest, The Dirty 40

What the hell is wrong with Mapquests Hands?

What the hell is wrong with Mapquests Hands?

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik Maybe you are correct in Saying that Mapquest is a SHIM check out its hands. You were right with Tranny Manny, so the Vegas should listen when you talk so they wont be Froggy by association?

For the newbies… we call her MapQuest because of the large gap between her +2′s.  You need directions to get from point A to point B.- nik 

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Did Mapquest Get Work Done?

July 8, 2009 Las Vegas, Mapquest, The Dirty 27

Did mapquest get work done?

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is from the 4th of July in Vegas, here is Mapquest and AYLEN, Nik is it me or is Mapquest looking different, did she have work done on her face? Maybe Lipo, she looks skinnier? What do you think?

Yeah, it looks like she got a face lift… I can tell by her pinned back forehead that is raising her Sharpie eyebrow lines.- nik

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Mapquest Hips Are Huge

July 8, 2009 Las Vegas, Mapquest 16



I’m just trying to figure out she gets through doorways with those massive child bearing hips.- nik

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Ohio Myspace Model Replaces Aylen As Mapquests BFF

June 19, 2009 Cleveland, Las Vegas, Mapquest, The Dirty 32

Ohio Myspace Model is replacing Aylen as Mapquests bff

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Mapquest has been very sad lately since her bff Aylen found herself a roided out Boyfriend, so mapquest is now in search of a new friends this is her latest bff Cleveland Myspace Model now in Vegas Natalie Marie. Nik do you think Nat will become a super bottle rat like Aylen was?

Is it just me or does it seem like Mapquest could eat that chick?  “Get in my belly!”- nik

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