Maxy Mouse | Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities - Part 2

Maxy Mouse Is Red Cup Strong

January 19, 2010 Hollywood, Maxy Mouse, The Dirty 14


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, check out dirty celeb Maxy Mouse looks like him and his crew are RED CUP strong.

Did he get a raise at TMZ or something?  Why is he rocking a Burberry scarf… maybe he borrowed it from Daxxy?  I hear they share the same coffee sometimes.- nik

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Maxy Mouse Loves Panda Express

January 7, 2010 Hollywood, Maxy Mouse, The Dirty 16

MAXY MOUSE likes panda express

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I was watching TMZ last night and I thought I smelled a scent, this must explain it all.

Some people in the trenches at TMZ (cubicle warriors) told me on the down low that Maxy Mouse doesn’t take showers.  Now I really  believe it… his body odor must be neutralizing the scent of noodles.- nik

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Maxy Mouse’s Cougar

December 7, 2009 Cougars, Hollywood, Maxy Mouse, The Dirty 24

maxy mouse cougar

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, word on the street is that Maxy Mouse has a thing for Cougars every since he banged out Shauna Sands.

Gross, who would want to bang out Shauna Sands?  That is like having sex with a Zombie.- nik

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September 18, 2009 Hollywood, Maxy Mouse, The Dirty 16


THE DIRTY ARMY: nik, here is some old school maxy mouse, this is from about 6 yrs ago without long hair.

That must have been in his church going missionary days.- nik

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September 16, 2009 Hollywood, Maxy Mouse, The Dirty 37


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik here is Maxy Mouse in his Mug Shot, what do you think he got busted for?

DA, what do you think he got arrested for?  My guess is J-walking on Sunset.- nik

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No Color Lines With Maxy Mouse

July 29, 2009 Hollywood, Maxy Mouse 0

NO COLOR LINES with Maxy Mouse

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Maxy Mouse has no color lines with his co-worker and her girl.

Well at least he looks somewhat put together, I mean his teeth do match his hair.- nik

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Maxy Mouse Likes It Fishy

July 28, 2009 Hollywood, Maxy Mouse, The Dirty 8

MaxxY Mouse likes it Fishy

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik looks like Maxy Mouse is liking things fishy now a days.

Maxy Mouse would be prefect on the Deadliest Catch… not only would he help their ratings in the new season, but he would also get paid more as a deck-hand than at his current job.- nik

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Maxy Mouse Breaking The Law

July 8, 2009 Hollywood, Maxy Mouse, The Dirty 12

Is Maxy Mouse breaking the law?

THE DIRTY ARMY: Maxy Mouse Drinking on the Beach, isn’t that illegal in LA COUNTY beaches.

Dude, he is a celebrity… he could touch little boys knees and do massive amounts of drugs and still be called the King of Surf.- nik

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