THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I was watching TMZ last night and I thought I smelled a scent, this must explain it all.
Some people in the trenches at TMZ (cubicle warriors) told me on the down low that Maxy Mouse doesn’t take showers. Now I really believe it… his body odor must be neutralizing the scent of noodles.- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, word on the street is that Maxy Mouse has a thing for Cougars every since he banged out Shauna Sands.
Gross, who would want to bang out Shauna Sands? That is like having sex with a Zombie.- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: nik, here is some old school maxy mouse, this is from about 6 yrs ago without long hair.
That must have been in his church going missionary days.- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik here is Maxy Mouse in his Mug Shot, what do you think he got busted for?
DA, what do you think he got arrested for? My guess is J-walking on Sunset.- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Maxy Mouse has no color lines with his co-worker and her girl.
Well at least he looks somewhat put together, I mean his teeth do match his hair.- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik looks like Maxy Mouse is liking things fishy now a days.
Maxy Mouse would be prefect on the Deadliest Catch… not only would he help their ratings in the new season, but he would also get paid more as a deck-hand than at his current job.- nik
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