Maxy Mouse Loves Panda Express

January 7, 2010 Hollywood, Maxy Mouse, The Dirty 16 5,294 Views

MAXY MOUSE likes panda express

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I was watching TMZ last night and I thought I smelled a scent, this must explain it all.

Some people in the trenches at TMZ (cubicle warriors) told me on the down low that Maxy Mouse doesn’t take showers.  Now I really  believe it… his body odor must be neutralizing the scent of noodles.- nik



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Maxy Mouse’s Cougar

December 7, 2009 Cougars, Hollywood, Maxy Mouse, The Dirty 24 5,872 Views

maxy mouse cougar

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, word on the street is that Maxy Mouse has a thing for Cougars every since he banged out Shauna Sands.

Gross, who would want to bang out Shauna Sands?  That is like having sex with a Zombie.- nik



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DIRTY EXCLUSIVE: Maxy Mouse OLD SCHOOL

September 18, 2009 Hollywood, Maxy Mouse, The Dirty 16 5,068 Views

DIRTY EXCLUSIVE :maxy mouse OLD SCHOOL

THE DIRTY ARMY: nik, here is some old school maxy mouse, this is from about 6 yrs ago without long hair.

That must have been in his church going missionary days.- nik



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MAXY MOUSE MUG SHOT

September 16, 2009 Hollywood, Maxy Mouse, The Dirty 37 8,195 Views

MAXY MOUSE MUG SHOT

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik here is Maxy Mouse in his Mug Shot, what do you think he got busted for?

DA, what do you think he got arrested for?  My guess is J-walking on Sunset.- nik



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No Color Lines With Maxy Mouse

July 29, 2009 Hollywood, Maxy Mouse 0 6,366 Views

NO COLOR LINES with Maxy Mouse

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Maxy Mouse has no color lines with his co-worker and her girl.

Well at least he looks somewhat put together, I mean his teeth do match his hair.- nik



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Maxy Mouse Likes It Fishy

July 28, 2009 Hollywood, Maxy Mouse, The Dirty 8 7,856 Views

MaxxY Mouse likes it Fishy

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik looks like Maxy Mouse is liking things fishy now a days.

Maxy Mouse would be prefect on the Deadliest Catch… not only would he help their ratings in the new season, but he would also get paid more as a deck-hand than at his current job.- nik



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Maxy Mouse Breaking The Law

July 8, 2009 Hollywood, Maxy Mouse, The Dirty 12 6,345 Views

Is Maxy Mouse breaking the law?

THE DIRTY ARMY: Maxy Mouse Drinking on the Beach, isn’t that illegal in LA COUNTY beaches.

Dude, he is a celebrity… he could touch little boys knees and do massive amounts of drugs and still be called the King of Surf.- nik



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Is Maxy Mouse Working At The Home Depot Parking Lot?

June 30, 2009 Hollywood, Maxy Mouse, The Dirty 17 9,399 Views

Is Maxy Mouse working at the home depot parking lot?

THE DIRTY ARMY: In order to keep it real it looks like Maxy Mouse is going to home depot and jumping in the back of trucks for work.

He is just trying to get back to his Hispanic roots.- nik



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