THE DIRTY ARMY: Maxy Mouse Drinking on the Beach, isn’t that illegal in LA COUNTY beaches.

Dude, he is a celebrity… he could touch little boys knees and do massive amounts of drugs and still be called the King of Surf.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik looks like Maxy Mouse was making the best of judge role at Hooters bikini contest. Here he is backstage and talking to the girls, who were all over him just to get a vote. Here is Teresa from Nor Cal Hooters in Campbell rumor has it that Max was smitten over her.

Maxy Mouse probably hit that doggy style with Daxy watching in the closet for professional reasons.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, here is Maxy Mouse and Dog Chapmen hanging out, do you think they were talking about hair care products?

Looks like Maxy Mouse found his real father.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, is Maxy Mouse sponsored by every single brand of white trash beer or what? I never see him without some hops in his hand.

I think he finds chicks who have worse hair than him to make himself feel better about his life.- nik