Maxy Mouse | Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities - Part 3

Is Maxy Mouse Working At The Home Depot Parking Lot?

June 30, 2009 Hollywood, Maxy Mouse, The Dirty 17

Is Maxy Mouse working at the home depot parking lot?

THE DIRTY ARMY: In order to keep it real it looks like Maxy Mouse is going to home depot and jumping in the back of trucks for work.

He is just trying to get back to his Hispanic roots.- nik

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Rub A Dub Dub Maxy Mouse In A Tub

June 25, 2009 Hollywood, Maxy Mouse, The Dirty 8

Rub a dub dub Maxy Mouse in a tub

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik so I guess maybe Maxy Mouse was Surfing in the Poop infested water of the LA county beaches and well here he is about to take a bath to get rid of the germs. But why is he keeping the wet suit on?

Word on the street is that Maxy Mouse wanted to shave his head for the summer, but TMZ said “No Hair, No Job!”- nik

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Maxy Mouse At Hooters Bikini Contest

June 22, 2009 Hollywood, Maxy Mouse, San Francisco, The Dirty 12

MaxY Mouse roaming backstage at HOOTERS BIKINI CONTEST

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik looks like Maxy Mouse was making the best of judge role at Hooters bikini contest. Here he is backstage and talking to the girls, who were all over him just to get a vote. Here is Teresa from Nor Cal Hooters in Campbell rumor has it that Max was smitten over her.

Maxy Mouse probably hit that doggy style with Daxy watching in the closet for professional reasons.- nik

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Dog And Maxy Mouse Have A Douche Hair Contest

June 9, 2009 Hollywood, Maxy Mouse, The Dirty 9

DOG & MAXY MOUSE The ultimate long hair DOUCHE MEETING

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, here is Maxy Mouse and Dog Chapmen hanging out, do you think they were talking about hair care products?

Looks like Maxy Mouse found his real father.- nik

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Is Maxy Mouse Sponsored?

May 28, 2009 Hollywood, Maxy Mouse, The Dirty 33


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, is Maxy Mouse sponsored by every single brand of white trash beer or what? I never see him without some hops in his hand.

I think he finds chicks who have worse hair than him to make himself feel better about his life.- nik

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What Are You Smoking Maxy Mouse?

May 18, 2009 Hollywood, Maxy Mouse, The Dirty 15

What is that you are smoking MAXXY MOUSE

THE DIRTY ARMY: What is that Maxxy Mouse is Smoking, would Mr. Levin approve of this from one of his trusted employees?

He is smoking poop.  Maxy Mouse would never get high?- nik

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Maxy Mouse Lives In Squalor

May 16, 2009 Hollywood, Maxy Mouse, The Dirty 29

MAxy Mouse lives in a junk house

THE DIRTY ARMY: Maxy Mouse looks like he lives at junk yard. Dude is super pissed about being on theDirty all the time. Maybe it’s because he lives in the dirty as well.

Did you ever wonder what a Red Cup sees when it is looking back at the world?  Well, Maxy Mouse just solved that mystery… also, the “I heart STD” sticker on the wall is really cool dude.- nik

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Maxy Mouse Drunk Dancing

May 14, 2009 Hollywood, Maxy Mouse, The Dirty 15

maxy mouse drunk dancing

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik who said white boys cant dance here is maxy mouse proving them wrong.

Is it possible to be a poser surfer/skater 30K Millionaire?  Just ask Maxy Mouse and his tucked in shirt.  Wrong tail dude, he is behind you.- nik

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