THE DIRTY ARMY: What is that Maxxy Mouse is Smoking, would Mr. Levin approve of this from one of his trusted employees?

He is smoking poop.  Maxy Mouse would never get high?- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Maxy Mouse looks like he lives at junk yard. Dude is super pissed about being on theDirty all the time. Maybe it’s because he lives in the dirty as well.

Did you ever wonder what a Red Cup sees when it is looking back at the world?  Well, Maxy Mouse just solved that mystery… also, the “I heart STD” sticker on the wall is really cool dude.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik who said white boys cant dance here is maxy mouse proving them wrong.

Is it possible to be a poser surfer/skater 30K Millionaire?  Just ask Maxy Mouse and his tucked in shirt.  Wrong tail dude, he is behind you.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik Maxy Mouse is a big fan of the Beat chicks I guess Vegas does that to people.

Maxy Mouse your roots look terrible.  You should ask Daxy who does his highlights and go to his guy.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, do these 2 bimbos share hair care products?

I think she is rapping?- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik is it me or MAXY MOUSE trying to choke her with her own hair?

More like, is it me or does Maxy Mouse have better hair (Pert Plus) than the chick?- nik